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Riderrrr	Posted: Mar 1 2006, 08:32 PM
Sir Vlakas Group: Members Posts: 109 Member No.: 37 Joined: 8-December 05	Mias pou piasame ton malmsteen na ena kalo: Pai8enei o Steve Vai(xtupa ksulo) kai paei ston paradeiso Otan ftanei akouei ena 8espesio hxo melwdias,akolou8oumeno apo to pio api8ano shredding pou exei ginei pote!Tapping me 8 daxtyla,armonikes,legata,super grhgorh pena,whammy bar stunts,apisyeuta grhgora kai me killer akriveia Anaudos o kaumenos skeftetai oti autos pote den eftase se auto to epipedo otan htan zwntanos kai marazwnei Ksafnika vlepei ton Agio Petro kai paei sasthsmenos kai ton rwta: Me sugxwreis,poios einai autos pou paizei toso gamata?egw den katafera pote na ftasw ekei... Kai apanta o Petros olo apa8eia:a,o 8eos einai pou prospa8ei na paiksei Malmsteen -------------------- Maximum efficiency of force

CAN-CAN	Posted: Mar 26 2006, 01:44 AM
Gentle Moderator Group: Moderator Posts: 166 Member No.: 5 Joined: 2-December 05	Anekdotaki poy diavasa se ena site. Tha xrisimopoihso onomata apo to site mas.. Mia fora kai ena kairo itan 4 filoi. O erotokritos, o CAN-CAN, o Riderrrr kai o hayashi. Siga siga perasan ta xronia kai oloi me ti seira toys efygan gia ton allo kosmo. Teleytaios pethane o hayashi, opote kai ton ypodexete o Agios Petros o opoios ton ksenagei kiolas. Toy edeikse toys kataraktes, ta panemorfa dentra, ta froyta poy den teleionoyn pote kai kati apisteftes kai poly eykoles gynaikes alla toy eipe na prosexei na min patisei ti magiki mpananofloyda! Yposxete loipon o hayashi na prosexei kai arxizei ton proto toy peripato ston paradeiso. Meta apo ligo synantaei ton erotokrito na pidaei mia kakasximi gria. - Ti egine re erotokrite? Toses gkomenares kai me ti gria vrikes na pas? - Ase patisa tin magiki mpananofloyda kai ayti einai h timoria moy! "Tha prepei na prosexo", skeftike o hayashi kai synexizei tin periplanisi toy ston paradeiso. Parakato vlepei ton CAN-CAN na pidaei mia kologria xeiroteri apo tin prohgoymeni! Me ksylina podia kai ena gyalino mati! Ton rotaei ti egine kai toy leei o CAN-CAN.. - Ase re malaka! Patisa ti magiki mpananofloyda..! Synexizei tin volta toy o hayashi akoma pio skeptikos kai pio prosektikos kai vlepei kai ton Riderrrr na pidaei mia gkomenara poy omoia tis den eixe dei pote sta matia toy o hayashi! - Po! Re paixti! Poy tin petyxes ayti ti gkomenara? - Ase, patisa tin magiki mpananofloyda kai na h timoria moy! (Petaxtike h gkomenara!) (Filakia Riderrrr! ) ------------------------ Ki allo ena apo to idio site: Einai dyo poystides se ena aeroplano to opoio ekteloyse mia nyxterini ptysi megalis diarkeias. Afoy perase poly ora apo tin apogeiosi leei o enas poystis ston allo. - Ela na to kanoyme. - Ti le re? Se aeroplano eimaste! Kai ama mas parei kaneis xampari? - Loipon akoy ti tha kaneis. Tha sikotheis kai tha rotiseis enan enan toys epivates an exoyn kamia tsixla. An den apantisei kaneis simainei oti koimoyntai kai to pedio einai eleythero. Etsi kai egine loipon. Afoy sigoyreytikan oti oloi koimoyntai pidixtikan. Otan eftasan ston proorismo toys oi aerosynodoi arxisan na rotoyn toys epivates, opos synithizete, an toys arese h ptisi toys. Oi poystides fysika eriksan ena xamogelo mexri ta aytia kai eipan oti perasan yperoxa kai enas papoylis poy kathotan poly piso eipe oti den taksidepse kai poly kala giati ponage to kefali toy. - Giati de zitises mia aspirini papoyli? Olo kai kapoios epivatis tha eixe. - Ti les koritsi moy?! Edo o allos mia tsixla zitise kai ton pidiksane! Fantasoy na zitaga aspirini!!! -------------------- When the enemy comes welcome him, when he goes send him on his way.

ablavlakas	Posted: Apr 6 2006, 05:49 AM
Cruel Moderator Group: Admin Posts: 406 Member No.: 2 Joined: 28-November 05	Pws legetai o Galaths Dj?? Inthemix. Pws legetai h Galatissa pornh?? Syggroufix --------------------

CAN-CAN	Posted: May 3 2006, 04:50 PM
Gentle Moderator Group: Moderator Posts: 166 Member No.: 5 Joined: 2-December 05	Ti einai 5 evraioi poy tragoydane? -------------------------------------- Sapoynopera!!! -------------------- When the enemy comes welcome him, when he goes send him on his way.

amiristos_vlakentios	Posted: May 3 2006, 07:21 PM
Vlakas Group: Members Posts: 65 Member No.: 53 Joined: 3-April 06	Akouste ena allo itan kapote enas pou agorase ena kainourio autokinito. Ofeilw na pw oti to autokinito itan jeepaki kai egrafe katw stin porta 4x4. Opote pernaei to vradi enas methismenos , diavazei to 4x4 kai simplirwnei me to spasmeno giali apo ena mpoukali (egrafe to ama3i 4x4 kai simplirwnei o methismenos =16) . To vlepei tin alli mera o tipakos arxise ta mpinelikia!!!! To paei sto fanartzi tou to ftiaxnei! Tin alli mera to idia . Kathimerina to eftiaxne o idioktitis tou jeep . Opote kapoia mera leei : den to afhnw apo periergeia na dw mipws den to akoumpisei? Opote pernaei to vradi o methistakas kai vlepei 4x4=16 kai simplirwnei SWSTOS!!!! (den 3erw an sas arese tespa 3erw paraaaaa polla ) tha arxisw na grafw alla den iposxomai oti tha sas aresoun ola have fun! -------------------- Hr8ame Sthn Ellada Kai Kopsame Kwlous !!!!!

amiristos_vlakentios	Posted: May 3 2006, 07:32 PM
Vlakas Group: Members Posts: 65 Member No.: 53 Joined: 3-April 06	Pos pethane o teleutaios pontios karatistas? Anti na pei karate eipe varate. Pos pethane to teleutaio pontio fidi? Dagkwse ti glwssa tou. Pos pethane to teleutaio pontio psari? Pnighke. Paidia auto einai ena videaki to opoio tha sas kanw twra post oi ipotitloi einai dikoi mou alla i tainia einai apo ena site parakalw deite to kai peite mou ti gnwmi sas Edw!!! -------------------- Hr8ame Sthn Ellada Kai Kopsame Kwlous !!!!!

Riderrrr	Posted: May 3 2006, 08:23 PM
Sir Vlakas Group: Members Posts: 109 Member No.: 37 Joined: 8-December 05	Kameno!!! Einai o Bill Gates kai apofasizei na kanei sex me mia gkomena! Pane sto krevati,kanoun oti kanoun kai teleiwnoun... Etsi opws teleiwnoun,petagete h gkomena kai leei: a,twra katalava giati exeis onomasei thn etairia sou microsoft,giati einai kai micro kai soft Kai ena pou 8igei talenta(polloi oi asxetoi sthn Ellada guie mou) san ton kurio(pou na mhn eswne)Antwnh Gounarh enorxhstrwth/ka8hghth tou Fame Story kai gnwsto sta kuklwmata ths nuxtas maestro: Ginetai enas pagkosmios diagwnismos gia maestrous.Erxontai apo ta perata ths Ghs apisteutoi tupoi pou exoun to api8ano auti pou pinaie to paramikro faltso kai stonarisma pou kanoun ta organa... Anevainei prwtos o gallos sto pontium me mia orxhstra me 100 violia,10 flaouta,2-3 kroustous,20 violes...arxizoun na paizoun,ksafnika leei o maestros stop!!!to 4o violi sth 2h seira den pateise kala ston tono..arxizoun oi krites na ton xeirokrotoun kai na ton epeufhmoun Anevainei o Germanos kai autos me thn terastia orxhstra tou kai arxizei...meta apo 3 lepta anafwnei stop!!!h viola thn 5h seira den htan sto xrono...arxizoun,kai pali, oi krites na ton sugxeroun kai na ton epeufhmoun Anevainei kai o Ellhnas me orxhstra mia drums kai ena mpouzouki...kai ksekinane na paizoun,meta apo 20" anafwnei Stop!!!gurnaei sthn orxhstra kai leei:malakes poios ekane to la8os??? -------------------- Maximum efficiency of force

amiristos_vlakentios	Posted: May 3 2006, 08:53 PM
Vlakas Group: Members Posts: 65 Member No.: 53 Joined: 3-April 06	Kai alli mia erwtiariki edw -------------------- Hr8ame Sthn Ellada Kai Kopsame Kwlous !!!!!

hayashi	Posted: May 3 2006, 08:58 PM
Vlakakos Group: Members Posts: 23 Member No.: 48 Joined: 1-March 06	ti piran tis mikris annoulas sta prwta tis genethlia? tin parthenia tis... giati ponaei to stomaxi tis mikris annoulas? giati efage 3 sfaires... ti einai enas alvanos ston pato tou thermaikou? mia kali arxi... ti einai oi misoi alvanoi ston pato tou thermaikou? polution... ti einai oloi oi alvanoi ston pato tou thermaikou? solution einai o hitler kai leei se enan evraio.''tha trekseis 100m me ton johahn.an ton kerdiseis tha se afisw eleuthero, an xaseis tha sou kopsw kai to allo podi. hhehhheeee kallloooooo........... -------------------- KODOKAN JUDO

CAN-CAN	Posted: May 9 2006, 07:35 PM
Gentle Moderator Group: Moderator Posts: 166 Member No.: 5 Joined: 2-December 05	Dyo palaistinioi mesa se ena bar.. - Re malaka den exei kosmo. - Ela re malaka, mi skas! --------------------------------------------------------------- Giati ta pinei o Akefalos Kavalaris? Gia na kanei kefali!!! -------------------- When the enemy comes welcome him, when he goes send him on his way.

CAN-CAN	Posted: May 21 2006, 08:20 PM
Gentle Moderator Group: Moderator Posts: 166 Member No.: 5 Joined: 2-December 05	Exei parei enas typas to aytokinito stin paralliaki kai to paei me 200! Ton stamataei enas mpatsos kai toy leei.. - Trexate me ypervoliki taxytita eimai ypoxreomenos na sas grapso. Adeia kai diploma parakalo. - Den exo. Klemmeno einai to amaksi. (Apantaei me apatheia o typos) - Klemmeno einai? - Nai. - Kai pos to les etsi anthrope moy. Sas parakalo kateveite. Katevainei o typos. - Min moy kanete somatiki ereyna. De xreiazetai. Sti deksia tsepi to exo to "prama". - Poio "prama"? - Kokkaini. (Episis me apatheia) - Kokkaini??? Kai pos to les etsi anthrope moy. - Kai to aytokinito min to psaksete. Dipla sto xeirofreno einai to peristrofo moy. (Synexizei me apatheia) - Peristrofo??? Oploforeis??? - Em ti etsi tha pao na paradoso to "prama"? Ksereis ti ginete ekei ekso? - Ti? Eisai vaporaki??? - Nai. Kai giati nomizeis oti etrexa? Exo kathisterisei kiolas. Me kathisterise o malakas o emporos. Piso ton exo, sto port pakaz. - Ti ennoeis piso ton exeis? - Ton "katharisa" to malaka kai ton eriksa piso na ton petakso parakato. - Exeis ptoma piso??? Akoympa sto aytokinito kai min koynitheis katholoy. Meta apo ligo skaei myti o arxigos tis astynomias me kamia 200aria mpatsoys, elikoptera, skyloys kai de symazeyete. Plisiazei loipon o arxigos ton typo kai toy leei.. - Poios eisai re? Pos legesai? - (eipe ena onoma) Exo kai to diploma mazi moy gia na to epalitheysete. - Exeis xartia mazi soy? To organo eipe oti den exeis. - Oxi, ego koyvalao panta xartia mazi moy. - To "prama" poy einai? - Poio "prama"? - Ta narkotika. - Ego narkotika? Eiste me ta kala sas. Sas parakalo! - Afoy to organo eipe oti exeis narkotika pano soy. - Den ksero ti leei to organo kyrie moy. Akoy ekei narkotika! - To oplo? Poy einai to oplo? - Oplo? Ego oplo? - Ma to organo eipe oti oploforeis. - Ego? Exo na piaso oplo apo to strato kyrie moy! - To ptoma? Poy einai to ptoma? - Poio ptoma re paidia? Tha me trelanete? - Ma to organo eipe oti exeis sto amaksi ena ptoma? - EEEE! To organo eipe gia narkotika, gia opla, gia ptomata, se ligo tha mas pei oti pigaina kai me 200!!! -------------------- When the enemy comes welcome him, when he goes send him on his way.

Riderrrr	Posted: May 22 2006, 02:12 AM
Sir Vlakas Group: Members Posts: 109 Member No.: 37 Joined: 8-December 05	Oikogeneia negrwn...ta paidiakia paizoun me ta paixnidia tous,alla meta apo ligo variountai Pane ston mpampa kai tou lene: -Mpampa,mpampa na paiksoume me thn poutsa sou? _Nai alla mhn pate makria -------------------- Maximum efficiency of force

CAN-CAN	Posted: Jun 9 2006, 05:44 PM
Gentle Moderator Group: Moderator Posts: 166 Member No.: 5 Joined: 2-December 05	Giati h thalassa einai almyri? Giati exei antzoygies! P.S.: Geia soy DASKALE! -------------------- When the enemy comes welcome him, when he goes send him on his way.

Riderrrr	Posted: Jun 9 2006, 08:37 PM
Sir Vlakas Group: Members Posts: 109 Member No.: 37 Joined: 8-December 05	Loipon: Fulakismenos to skaei apo thn "stenh",exei gurw sta 15 xronia mesa opote exei kai autos tis kavles tou Vriskei ena spiti ekei konta,mpoukarei mesa kai vriskei ena zeugari na phdietai... Voutaei ton antra kai ton denei se mia karekla,voutaei kai thn gunaika kai thn denei sto krevati kai thn kavalaei apo panw...th filaei kai meta paei pros to mpanio... Vriskontas thn katallhlh eukairia,o antras leei sthn gunaika tou: -Ton kserw einai fulakismenos,den eides ta rouxa tou?Prepei na exei kairo na gamisei etsi opws se filage,opote mhn tou antista8eis,dwstou oti kalutero exeis gia na mhn mas skotwsei.Kane kouragio agaph mou s'agapw Gurnaei kai h gunaika kai tou leei: -Den me filouse mou psu8irize,kai leei oti se vriskei polu sexy agori kai me rwtouse an exoume periseuma vazelinh sto mpanio.Kane upomonh agaph mou kai egw s'agapw -------------------- Maximum efficiency of force

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