AN EXCLUSIVE UNDERGROUND HANG-OUT FOR THE GROWING POPULATION OF GRUNGE RADICALS. DRUG'S & SEX PARTIE'S ARE RAMPANT HERE.

DRUG TRAFFIC'S HEAVY OUTSIDE. INSIDE IS A SAFE HEAVEN FROM THE OUTSIDE BRAWLS OF THE ANARCHIST'S ROAMING THE WALKWAYS. THOUGH, MOSHING TENDS TO GET OUT OF HAND FROM TIME TO TIME. COOL BEER ON TAP & PLENTY OF ASSES TO SLAP. IN MEMORIAM TO RIVER PHOENIX.

A REGULAR HAUNT FOR THE GRUNGE YOUTHS WAITING FOR THE NEW SOUNDS OF THE NOW & JUST TO KICK BACK AND LISTEN TO SOME GOOD FUCKIN MUSIC. THE RECORD SHOP MADE POPULAR BY WEDNESDAY MORISSETTE. NOT TO BE ENTERED ON REX MANNING DAY!

GREAT FUCKING PIZZA'S. THE PLACE IS RUN BY JOE BOACA AND HIS WIFE, ROSALIE. PIMPED OUT BY EMPLOYEE, RIVER PHOENIX, ALLOT OF THE BUISNESS IS CATERING TO THE YOUNG NEW RADICALS. OPEN FROM 10AM - 10PM. DONT MIND THE SEXUAL INUENDOS FROM THE ITALIAN PERVERT ON YOUR WAY OUT.

PREFERABLY KNOWN AS 'THE SALVATION ARMY'. A THRIFT STORE WITH THE RIGHT ATTIRE AT A CHEAP-ASS PRICE. A PLACE TO GET LOST IN THE CHECKED SHIRTS & EDDIE VEDDER DEVIL SMILE T'S.

WITH THE HIGH RISE OF MALLRATTING, SEATTLE SHOPPING MALL HAS INCREASED IN SECURITY. BUT THERES ALWAYS RATS THAT JUMP FROM THE GRIP OF THE SECURITY GUARD MALL, LAWFAWS. THERE'S FOOD COURTS, HUNDREDS OF SHOPS & BEN AFFLECK PORN.

A SMALL CONVENIENCE STORE RUN BY A MISERABLE HICK NAMED, DANTE & A FOUL-MOUTHED IDIOT CALLED, RANDAL. DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU DONT GET A SMILE OR A 'HAVE A NICE DAY' FROM THESE SOUR FLAPS. CIGARETTE'S FLOW EASY AND THE TOILET WORKS.

CHAINS FROM ITALIAN, CHINESE & GOOD OL' AMERICAN BURGER JOINTS POPULATE THE SQUARE. WITH MORE & DINER'S AND SMALL CAFE'S INBETWEEN. YOU'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY IN THIS DAMN TOWN.

LETTERS MAYBE BE FALLEN OFF FROM THE SIGN & THE WALKWAY MAY BE OCCUPIED BY TRAMPS, BUT ITS STILL A GOOD THEATRE. BUILT IN THE 1930'S, THE PLACE HAS SEEN BETTER TIMES BUT THE VINTAGE ATAMOSPHERE KEEPS PEOPLE COMING. MOVIES COME CHEAP & THE POPCORN ALWAYS TASTES STALE. ENJOY.

SCREENINGS OF OLD MOVIES PLAY OUT IN THE DRIVE-IN THEATRE. THE GRASS IS DEADER THAN THE MOVIE STARS ON THE REEL BUT IT'S A NICE HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS OR WITH YOUR DISH. OPEN FROM 8PM TILL 1AM.

SKATE BOARDERS ROAM & RIVAL GANGS BRAWL HERE. ITS MORE SAFER IN THE NIGHT; THAT'S IF YOU DONT WANNA GO HOME WITH A PURPLE SHINER AND MISSING YOUR DOC MARTENS. SMALL-TOWN FESTIVALS ARE HELD HERE AND LOCAL BANDS PLAY FOR BEER, TITS & DRUGS.

PLACES TO SLEEP ALL DAY & YELL AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR IN PRIVATE. YOUR LOFTS, APARTMENTS & HOMES ARE LOCATED IN THIS AREA. IF YOU HAVE NO TV LISENCE & HAVE A RONALD REAGAN PICTURE POSTED ON YOUR TELEVISION SET.. YOUR LIVING THE HIGH LIFE BUD.

OFF OUT TO BURN SOME RUBBER?! THE ROAD AWAITS YOU, FRIEND. MANY HITCHHIKERS & MANY DIRTY TRUCKERS ROAM THE HIGHWAY. HAVE A KICK ASS ADVENTURE. OR IF YOUR OUT TO BURY A DEAD BODY, GO OUT NEAR THE LAKE. THEY FLOAT DOWN TO THE BOTTOM THERE.