Guess What I Found Out..., Not for the faint of heart.

I was going through some Artemis Fowl fanfiction and fanart, and I found out there's actually such a thing as Trouble/Chix. Er...ew?!

I'm not a homophobe, I love gay people (or fairies, as the case may be), but... Trouble does not belong with Chix. No one does.

This goes under the category of things that make you go "Eeeughhh..."

Aren't you glad I brought this to your attention? -snort-

Any other strange pairings you guys have found?

I write pointless random fanfiction sometimes, and just to sick people out, I wrote something somewhat like "Butler and Grub have sex WARNING: EXPLICIT!" and the story went something like this:

Ew...What's wrong with you people?! Why would you even want to read this? You're sick.

Yup. That's what I do when I'm bored

I suppose you could say that there is a hint of something between Holly and Artemis..? Perhaps - Whaddaya reckon?

Well they are a different species, and Holly is probably quite a lot older than he is, which would probably make her a pedophile. Not cool.

I suppose so.....ewwwww!
What about Artemis and Juliet? Hmmm, no, I don't think that would work. Butler and.....er, Madame Ko?

Haha...Great. I don't see why Artemis and Juliet couldn't work out, except maybe because Arty doesn't really seem Juliet's type and Butler might not like it too much. It's almost the same as dating your best friend's sister...It's just not cool. Don't do it.

I think Butler needs someone to love him. Mainly because every good person deserves someone to love. The problem is, with Butler's career, it may not be a smart idea to get too attached to him. He'd never be around, for one thing, and one day he could get seriously hurt and Holly wouldn't be around to save him.

Yeah...I dunno where I find the time to consider these things.