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caleb yue martin.</font><br><br>
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twenty-seven, employee, manager, pansexual, transvestite.</div>
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see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, do no evil.</div>
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ABOUT SECTION<br>Caleb is a bitch. There’s no other way to put it kindly. He’s not the kind of bitch who is whipped; turn the definition 180° and that’s Caleb. He doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone and will be cruel to them regardless of their status; well, that’s not entirely true, since he has more than enough brains to know that he shouldn’t piss off anyone who could pop a gun to his head in less than three seconds. He likes his life and preferred that he lived it until the day that he was determined to die by his biological clock. Therefore, he will be a bitch to everyone except for those who are in the syndicate running
Red Vanity.<br>At first glance, most would think of him as a very shrewd woman, but once they get to speak to him they can tell that he is just an arrogant man who thinks that he is the best of the best when he
clearly isn’t. Still, there has to be something about him that made the twenty-seven year old crawl up to be manager of
Red Vanity. He certainly didn’t
work his way up. There was no way he would be do
anything like that considering how he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.<br>Some question why he is even
at Red Vanity, since if they looked back into his family’s history, they could see that he would have had a career path set out for him ever since he stepped out of university—hell, he could have been one of the patrons that
went to
Red Vanity instead of
working at the club.<br> There is one thing that should be known about him though; Caleb has Synaesthesia, and therefore will do things that may seem strange (i.e. licking his lips and tongue as if to get a taste out of his mouth after hearing a certain word, phrase, or sound); to explain, it is the stimulation of one sensory or cognitive pathway leads to another. He was like that for as long as he can remember. Not many people cared to ask, but if they do he would tell them.<br>Be warned, once you have decided on a relationship with Caleb, it may ensue in painful headaches. He is a queen after all, and they tend to do what they want.</div></div><br>
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FRIENDS SECTION<br>To be friends with Caleb would be a difficult task. One would have to be able to endure his belittlement and unwanted critiques. Still, Caleb knows that he needs friends to live through life. There’s no denying that he has social skills; he needs them to be able to hold down his job properly. It’s just that he will not be all that friendly to soubrettes and those who are lower than him on the social scale. If they are higher than him, then Caleb knows that it would be a wise decision to befriend them; just for the times when he is stuck between a rock and a hard place he could have someone to call.<br>Still, there is that one person who he will be friends with for most of his life; that one friend who he keeps track with on a daily basis and just drop in to ask if they’re alright. The one who he loves like a brother, and will always be there for them (and hopefully vice versa). He really only needs one of them, though he knows to keep his eyes peeled. He doesn’t want to be associated with riff raff after all, and he’s not desperate to have close friends—allies are enough for him. As long as they are able to help him out of sticky situations, he is fine.
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ENEMIES SECTION<br>Caleb isn’t naïve enough to believe that everyone in the world loves him. He has to have people who dislike him. Caleb is pretty sure most of the working boys at
Red Vanity dislike him, but he hasn’t directly heard it yet. It may just be him making things up, but the manager isn’t too sure about that.<br>There could be many reasons as to why one would hate Caleb. One of them is that he doesn’t give jack shit about those he work with except for the time when it counts (i.e. when the higher ups are around and he
has to treat them with kindness). Most people who are at
Red Vanity would know his act, and they could dislike him for that flip-flop attitude that he has.<br>It could also be because when he is in charge things have to be done
his way or else nothing was going to be happening at all. He could be a bit of a bratty child in that way, but he doesn’t care. As long as it gets done his way, then he’s happy. There’s no way any plan could be better than what
he could come up with.<br>There could be plenty more things to hate Caleb about. He’s a very hateable person if one were to take him at face value.
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LOVERS SECTION<br>What lovers? Caleb is too much of a diva to settle down and have a lover. Sure, he may make some
suggestive advances to get what he wants, but he wouldn’t go as far as to be with the other regardless of their status. Caleb has
some pride after all. He doesn’t want to be seen as being ‘easy’ or willing to do anything to get his wants.<br>He also wants to prove a point that even if he is pansexual he still has high standards and regard for those who may be his love interest. He wouldn’t fall down for anyone at all.<br>If he does get into a relationship, Caleb would have to be in charge. He is the ringleader in
every show, and he won’t back down to
anyone. Take it any way you wish. Hell, it’ll be a challenge due to his narcissism.
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