Regina Barstow sleeps with the Gym coach
~ Ha yeah right. With that creepy guy? Please, I think I can do better than that. The english professor, on the other hand, that's another story....


Regina Barstow uses contacts
~Of course not! You're just jealous of my eyes....


Regina Barstow is adopted
~ Come on, have you seen my mother? I'm her walking portrait. I know you can do better than this.