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KAISER JACOB HAIDER-N/A 19 SAFARI GUIDE HERO BABY HEMSWORTH.what is your full name?Kaiser Jacob Haider. It's kind of some weird tradition. All of us kids have a J middle name.do you have any nicknames?Nick kept calling me "Termite" when we were younger. No idea why. Don't get any ideas.where is birth place?Clonmannon Village, Ireland.that makes your nationality...Irish...? Maybe Irish American? I'm not sure.when is your birth dateJuly 12how old does that make you?Almost twenty.what is your religion?My family wasn't ever very religious. I kind of pray when I really want something, or when I'm kind of overwhelmed. My brother Nick says that makes me a "praytheist", but I think he's just making that up. what is your sexuality?Closeted bisexual with a tendency toward the fairer sex.what is your job here at disney?Kilimanjaro Safari Guide.what is/was your major?Ecology and Veterinary stuff. Not for domestic animals, but like in zoos? I think it's be cool to do as a profession.who do you best resemble?I've been told a few times that I look like Liam Hemsworth, which is sort of... odd. What's even weirder is it also makes people think that my cousin and I are brothers, since he looks like Chris Hemsworth.what disney character is most like you?Kovu. The favoured son. Not sure how I feel about that comparison, but okay.---what do you enjoy?I like taking trips to the ocean. It probably sounds trivial and childish, but there's just something about splashing around in seawater that's rather fun.what do you not enjoy?That gross feeling after a long day at work, where you don't know whether you want to shower or pass out and die? That feeling.what do you fear most?Losing my family. Like, Nick doesn't treat me like family, and Tori is always going to side with Nick, and Simon doesn't like either of them, but they're my family. I have no clue what I'd do if I lost any of them.what are your goals in life?To get a veterinary position in a good place, maybe try to patch things with my sibs.what are your flaws?I'm a fighter. I get really vicious when I get angry, and so I try not to get angry. Just for safety reasons. I tend to be really serious most of the time. My parents kind of pushed me toward greatness, I didn't have time to mess around, and so now I sometimes forget what it means to live a little.what are your turn ons?I love blondes, especially the smart ones. I think that's the only thing that my father managed to instill in me besides a strong work ethic. Love intelligence. Someone who can maake me have fun. I kinda was all work and no play as a kid, so someone to pull me out of that is definitely something I look for in a partner. You have to have a decent personaality for me to find you hot. Like, there's the hot person, who's just outwardly nice looking, and then there's the sexy person, who's got a good personality to back up those looks.what are your turn offs?Someone who doesn't understand the importance of relaxing every once and a while. Hakuna Matata is totally one of life's valuable lessons, and one that people should learn. Just not all at the same time, because the world needs some work to function. So in that same vein, someone who is lazy as all get out. Someone who doesn't know how to smile. I mean, I'm really serious a lot of the time, but even I know how to smile.what is your best memory?My best memory is actually centered around my sister. Strange, right? See, we don't always get along, but she's still my sister, and she always will be, and I just want her to be happy without worrying about what Mom or Dad think. The one time that she was stuck out to me the most. She got into the dermatology program, and I swear, her smile lit up the fucking room like that Christmas tree Nick almost lit on fire that one year. Swear to God, seeing my sister smile like that, like a genuine smile after years of watching her scowl and sneer and frown all the time? Best feeling there is.what is your worst memory?Well... Once, Nick put a flare in my bed when I was sleeping. It wasnt lit, but it scared the shit out of me all the same.where do you see yourself in 10 years?30? God, who knows.---who is your mother? how old is she? what does she do?My birthmother was one of my dad's research partners, I think. At least that's what Nick used to tell me when he used to say that I was adopted. I guess she's a chemical engineer if that's true. My adoptive mother's name is Zara, which is kind of really close to my Aunt Sarah's name? I try not to think about it too hard.who is your father? how old is he? what does he do?Shea Cainan Haider. He's... fourty-six? He works in pyrotechnics.do you have any brothers?Nicholas Jasper Haider. He's... nuts. Enough said.do you have any sisters?Vittoria Jane Haider. She's... eh. How do I explain Vittoria? She's... still very unsure about me, I suppose, but she treats me more like family than Nick does.any other relatives i should know about?My cousin, Simon Haider. He's more like a brother to me than Nick ever has been.where else have you worked?Waiting tables for crummy tips. Dog sitting. Baby-sitting. I also helped feed and wash animals in a zoo not too far from where we lived. Well, okay, it was kind of far. It was still quite nice though.where do you live?A cast member suite in the Beach Club resort.ALEX PST 1.It's supposed to be routine. Get in, get the dough, get out. Normal, right? Right?Wrong, this is all so wrong, and AJ is panicking. It normally only took two minutes to bust into the safe, take the bills and assets that they came for and get back out again. They were up to a total two minutes, thirty seconds. Sure, thirty seconds wasn't much, but when you were robbing a high security bank, thirty seconds could cost you your life, or life in prison. He wasn't too sure which was worse.Thankfully, his partners exit the vault and reenter the main room, tossing a full bag at him. It's heavy, full of bills, and relief almost settles in his stomach "'Bout time, assholes! I was starting to get worried."bree @ caution 2.0
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