romeo jacob munroetexas sunflower yellow can take your breath away. i've seen it all, to the orange of the fall to the green of the summer. but my favorite color is neon. the light they always leave on. the weekend on the rocks, an old school juke box. with a little johnny lee on. the buzz i love to be on. you put a double on your troubles. the light at the end of this tunnel is neon. my name is romeo jacob munroe. my mom was in love with romeo and juliet and since my dad was even a shitty man back then, my mom got to name me what she pleased and that was it. jacob is my grandpa's name. my mom wanted to have some kind of way to keep him around when gone or some shit like that. munroe is my dad's last name. i don't talk to him so don't ask me about him. i am twenty two years old and the secret i have that everyone wants to know is, im one of the youngest undercover cops around thanks to my mom being high up on the cop chain.someone once asked me if i loved the drama, tragedies, and all that other stuff about this town. said it was shakespearan, know what i said? this place is shakespearean? you have got to be kidding me. nothing about this place is shakespearean. you just insulted shakespear. i'm a cop so i deal with the tradgies and such a lot. there is a new murder or case to solve everyday. nothing ever stops in this town, it just keeps going and going and going. it's actually kind of repetative. i mean seeing murder after murder or drug bust after drug bust gets old. i mean i don't claim to hate my job, i love helping the people who need help and putting away the criminals that don't need to be on the streets but i'm just saying. besides i tend to have enough of my own home drama. no i don't want to talk about it. how do i pay rent and do i have a job you ask? i have a job yes, i'm a cop. i mean i was in college majoring in electronics but that got boring so i dropped out and went to school to be a cop. didn't take long and now i'm out here. i'm still new at it all because i haven't been doing it long but i'm getting the hang of it all ya know? besides as for rent, my mom has money so if i'm in need of it i just call her up and she's more than happy to give money to her only child. my mom loves me what can i say? she isn't desperate for money so therefore i never am as well. isn't life good? my hobbies? oh i have tons, i like to skateboard. don't give me that look. no i don't think it's immature. it's dangerous, you can get hurt, but not too bad so it's okay. my mom isn't big on it because for the longest she thought i was gonna try to make a career out of it. other hobbies, hmm...does flirting count? oh it doesn't? well that sucks. i'm not a bad cook. in fact i'm a damn good cook but most people don't know that. i can whip up one of the best desserts you've ever tried. my mom taught me when she had the time and if she didn't then my grandma did. don't believe me? alright i will cook for you one day and you will see just how much of a bad ass cook i am. i like music, the way the lyrics explain things and the beat can fit your mood, that's wonderful to me. i like the way girls want me even more now that i'm a cop. you know the saying, 'they love a man in uniform.' yeah that is so true. i hate eggplant. my mom tried to get me to cook with it once and that just wasn't happening. i despise when a girl whines too much. your life is not that shitty so suck it up. no i dont care if you are pmsing. that is just some lame ass excuse they use to be a bitch and whine for a week and it doesn't fly with me. i don't like people who try to say i'm wrong. i know i'm right and you know i'm right so just shut the fuck up. i hate seeing or hearing about cases where a child gets hurt in any way, shape, or form. i have a heart and those are the cases that tug on them the most. i hate the rape cases that come around. why the hell would you force a woman to do something like that? i mean i'm not the greatest guy alive but that shit is so fucked up on so many levels. makes me sick to say i am part of the male species. i love sports and i particapted in them all through school years. it helped me stay in shape and now look at me. i'm gorgeous. my childhood huh? can i just sum it up for you in a few short paragrahs? i can? awesome. okay so my mother had me of course and all was good. she claimed she was happy for the most part. she did her best to raise me and get her job done. that's why she is where she is nowadays. she said my dad was around and he took care of me the best he could. he didn't leave her side for three years but then one day my mother came home and he wasn't around anymore. nothing was there but a note that said he had to find himself. my mom used to show me videos that they took of me like my birth, my first hair cut, my first steps, my first birthday, and even my first big boy potty use. i got to see the joy on my mom's face and then she'd always take the camera and let my dad walk in front of it, grab my hand, and high five me. at first i couldn't do much but i would always giggle in return. then i got to where i could kind of get it. i never accomplished high fiving him right because he left. let's see on into later years my mother ended up meeting my sort of friends mother and they became friends. this automatically stuck the two of us together. i really didn't like her for the longest time. i liked to break the heads off her barbies or ruin her chalk designs or whatever i could possibly do. i got in trouble a lot for it and my mom would always seem baffled by the fact that we didn't get along. what was she wanting to do play matchmaker with little kids? haha yeah right. fuck that. anyways i started participating in sports that i could do and as i got older i started to notice that hey, girls like this. and i have always been a good looking guy so of course they were all up on me. i didn't have any complaints though, i mean what guy would? exactly pretty much none. i mean unless they are an idiot. anyways moving on from that. when i was around ten or so i started skateboarding and the older i got the better i got. i could probably go pro but i just don't want too. i'd rather spend my time saving new york and shit. anyways i was never that straight a student in high school. no i was that jock that made his way around with all the girls and was lucky to pass with the c's that i managed. my mom wanted to ring my neck most of the time and we had a few arguements over my grades. by a few i mean a lot but it was never that intense. my mom didn't spank me or anything like that. she'd ground me which would piss me off because i would have plans and her ass was like cancel. she still tries to ground me to this day and i'm just like 'no mom sorry' but truth is she tends to give me money so she could easily ground me from that. like i said i have a sister who is fifteen. my mom was dating this banker man right? turned out he was already married but he didn't bother telling her that until she told him she was pregnant. had the pictures and all to prove it. he had two kids with the lady. if i ever find him i'll probably choke him. my sister used to constantly ask my mom why she didn't have a dad like the other kids. clearly my mom doesn't have much luck in dating seeing as both of her kids have no father. to hell with them, their loss. so let's see you know a bit how my school years were, how my mom ended up with my sister, how the years with my dad were. you got a glimpse into my life with clara. she loves me, ask her. i swear she does. she just claims she doesn't. what is left? oh i'll tell you how i work with the ladies. that work for you? okay well i'm a flirt and i am used to getting what i want. ladies love me and there is no denying that. have i got shot down before? yeah a couple of times but for ever one no i got like ten yes's. i say it evened out. i'm so good at coming off romantic that they would be so flattered by me on dates and stuff. still are actually. oh i almost got a girl pregnant when i was sixteen. we thought she was but turns out it was some glitch that had come along with her not taking her birth control then starting it. she didn't have a period for like a month and a half. freaked both of us the hell out. after that i started using protection. uhm yeah okay that's about all i got. i mean i went to college for two years, dropped out and then became a cop. i'm still learning the ropes but i've got this shit in the bag so it won't take long for me to work my way up. watch. the only person in my family i really know is my mother and her family. my dad left when i was like three so i don't know much about his sorry ass and that family. my mom tried to reach his parents but they didn't return her calls so she said 'fuck it' and gave up. i don't blame her though. i never wonder about his sorry ass anyways. so anyways my mom is the one that has been around for everything. i wouldn't go as far as to call me a momma's boy but if you fucking touch my mom i'm going to kill you. i love her to death. she was there through every situation i faced and she had to play both the mom and the dad role. she never put her boyfriends in front of me which is good and i appreciate. let's see my grandma and grandpa. oh my god they are great. my grandpa's a huge flirt with the younger ladies and my grandma just laughs it off because she knows his old ass isn't getting anywhere with them. i got some cousins, some aunts, some uncles, all that good stuff. they aren't that important so i won't talk about them. i have a younger sister who isn't but like fifteen years old. my mom ended up with her after some dating thing went horribly wrong. six months in and he found out my mom was pregnant. he said later and she popped out vanessa. wanna know my take on new york politics and who i can't stand? well here goes. i'm a cop, i stand where they need me to stand on something like this. really though i don't care much for politics. i watch bits and pieces and listen to what others say and then i vote for who i think would do a better job. i don't want my city going to shit. i am not a certain party, i vote for who i believe we need. i don't really hate anyone at this particular time when it comes to the politic world. if you are referring to outside of the politicial world then that list is pretty fucking endless and we just don't need to talk about it. you have no idea the fucked up people that live in this place. who the hell rapes a pregnant woman and then kills her? what fucked up man does that? who steals stuff from an old couples home? like why do they need to do this shit? it's not cool. it doesn't impress any fucking body. and now i'm ranting. let's move on before i get pissed and start kicking shit. it's lexi again. you love me. i keep my guy/girl ratio even. you love me don't you. say it. SAY IT. lol. jk. anyways i play hannah carmichael, elijah bergeron, jasey winston, joey geisinger, kendall brice, cameron williams, and guinever moretti. see...see...so far i have even amounts..see how he is making the count on me even? yeah cool huh? anyways i'm rambling bye now. template by bee