Title: ashie's sex faces
Description: aka hnnnnng brendon (live in berlin)
RUBEN NATHANIEL SANTANA - December 5, 2010 09:44 PM (GMT)
it was about time this thread was made, me thinks..
RUBEN NATHANIEL SANTANA - December 5, 2010 10:08 PM (GMT)
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - December 6, 2010 08:21 AM (GMT)
wh- i- ruben santana, take this down immediately!
whilst incredibly good publicity for my band, i hardly feel that this is appropriate - it's a bloody good job i googled my name again this morning, i tell you.
now, remove this at once. no one wants to see this, this, semi-pornographic tribute to me! shocking.
FELICITY JAY WALKER - December 9, 2010 04:35 PM (GMT)
ruben. i would like to take this moment to let you know how much i love you.
also, ash, if your face goes like that, you wanna..?
.. kidding. i figured you'd be a screamer. don't wanna wake my neighbors.
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - December 9, 2010 04:50 PM (GMT)
oh, good lord. shut up, felicity, this is not a topic of discussion! i'd hardly go home with someone like you anyway, regardless of whether i'd wake up your bloody neighbors or not. my private life is private, and not open to you. (unless you got fifteen bucks and access to a dvd rental store.)
and thus, i repeat: take this down NOW, santana. or else.
FELICITY JAY WALKER - December 9, 2010 05:22 PM (GMT)
"someone like me" oh, ashie, you charmer. take me now.
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - December 9, 2010 08:18 PM (GMT)
now, really. take this down, ruben.
FELICITY JAY WALKER - December 9, 2010 08:26 PM (GMT)
i think he wants you to beg
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - December 9, 2010 08:32 PM (GMT)
oh, oh really? well, i suppose i better star- get the fuck off this page, felicity! don't you have some "music" to be making?
FELICITY JAY WALKER - December 9, 2010 09:07 PM (GMT)
don't you have some crew member to let fuck you?
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - December 9, 2010 09:24 PM (GMT)
wh- how preposterous! don't, that's, how ludicrous. i would never partake in a relationship or relations with anyone involved in my professional life. that's, that's j-just, i mean. dis-disgusting. tch. ahem.
oh bloody fucking hell, i'm going to kill the bastard.
NOW TAKE THIS DOWN, SANTANA.
RUBEN NATHANIEL SANTANA - December 30, 2010 07:23 PM (GMT)
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - December 30, 2010 08:34 PM (GMT)
RUBEN NATHANIEL SANTANA - December 30, 2010 08:38 PM (GMT)
don't talk with your mouth full, ashley
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - December 30, 2010 08:56 PM (GMT)
not the first time i've heard that
..that isn't me, you fool. didn't you know, i have
a half-brother who looks an awful lot like me at
certain angles - though, naturally, i'm the more attractive
of the two of us - who frequently does hideously
out of character things to irk me? i heard he even
did porn films posing as me, but i've never
watched such films to know. now remove this
page immediately, you uncouth little rat.
kindest regards, ash parker.
FELICITY JAY WALKER - January 16, 2011 07:08 PM (GMT)
hey ru, he just called you a rat. are you gonna take that?!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - January 16, 2011 10:57 PM (GMT)
felicity walker, are you truly good for
nothing but trying to start fights? i'm surprised
you appear to be falling on ruben's side here,
quite frankly, given how he spouts off about
your bandmate, and by proxy, your band.
i think perhaps your allegiance is wrong.
RUBEN NATHANIEL SANTANA - January 18, 2011 07:55 PM (GMT)
mona lisa, i'd pay to see you frown!
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - January 18, 2011 08:07 PM (GMT)
that barely even looks like me, you fool.
ADAM PATRICK BUTLER - February 8, 2011 04:39 PM (GMT)
i'd like to share some of mine, if that's okay?
not a sex face, just a general face. still priceless.
i know the british are meant to have bad teeth, but that's just gross. sort it out, ashie.
also, may i lend you some chapstick? your lips look ouchie.
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - February 8, 2011 06:03 PM (GMT)
oh, fantastic. you're here, too.
don't even lie, adam. i know your ovaries fucking exploded when we filmed that part of the video.
ADAM PATRICK BUTLER - February 8, 2011 07:28 PM (GMT)
the middle one? true. i'm - ahem - "working off" that particular boner as we speak.
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - February 9, 2011 10:59 PM (GMT)
RUBEN NATHANIEL SANTANA - March 12, 2011 09:13 PM (GMT)
we interupt this thread for a sonny sex face. damn, you look good
and i'm drunk..
AMELIA MARIE BATES - March 12, 2011 09:18 PM (GMT)
I am unsure as to how you discovered our private photo collection,
but it would be much appreciated if you would burn any copies of
pictures you may or may not still have, along with a good proportion
of your wardrobe. I'm sure the polyester will flame up a treat.
RUBEN NATHANIEL SANTANA - March 12, 2011 09:36 PM (GMT)
I've seen more of your boyfriend's private collections
than you realise,
if you get what I'm saying. Don't mess with a Santana.
Yours forever and always,
Ruben N. Santana
AMELIA MARIE BATES - March 12, 2011 09:53 PM (GMT)
You have far too much time on your hands. Nonetheless,
ne joue pas avec moi - are you aware of who my father is?
You ought to mind your manners.
As for my Sonny, I am almost certain the man would
prefer death to stooping quite so low as youself, monsieur.
RUBEN NATHANIEL SANTANA - June 19, 2011 12:58 PM (GMT)
ashie, i don't know what to say..
however, hi do love how you refer to yourself as a "15 years old girl".
ASHLEY TRIPP PARKER - June 19, 2011 11:30 PM (GMT)
considering you front a fairly popular local band
and are trying to record and promote an album, you
have far too much time on your hands, santana.
you're a hideously irritating human being.
also i swear that was a troll secret even to begin
with hahah, some troll secrets blog on lj/tumblr?