Mr. Fishberg,
Thanks for coming to your performance review.

No problem

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?

Absolutely, I'm the boss

Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to to Zeebuh (like a boss)

Approve apps (like a boss)

Send a spammage (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct siteplots (like a boss)

My own chatroom (like a boss)

Micromanage (like a boss)

Promote Synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Shadow (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some pms (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand my emotions (like a boss)

Eat twizzlers (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No sexytime (like a boss)

Fifth of redbull (like a boss)

Shit on Shadow's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!

Pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Shadow's desk (like a boss)

Jump out of my chair (like a boss)

Bash a dude's head in (like a boss)

Score some Kally (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Bash my own head (like a boss)

Eat some carrot sticks (like a boss)

Chop my hands off (like a boss)

Black out in rose's bed (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

Fuck its brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a firework (like a boss)

Bomb the Shadows (like a boss)

Crash into Last Laugh (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?

No doubt

You chop your hands off and die?

Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about bashing your own head in.

Nope!

Actually I'm pretty sure you did

Nah, that ain't me

Okay, well this has been eye opening for me

I'm the boss

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