Kriff this. [closed], Kyp, Zekk & Jaina -- the Black Room.

[. Kyp Durron]

Traipsing through the estate at a fairly slow pace, Kyp Durron let his eyes roam around the halls. It was an okay place, he had seen better. Kyp had seen a lot of things in his life. This was just another silly thing to add to the list.

Briefly wondering where the kitchen area was, he knew he should drop his stuff off first -- and that thought was what got the best of him as he headed towards the stairs, slowly climbing up them. He passed the Blue Room, stopping for a moment and waving to the Queen Mother before continuing to the Black Room.

And wow. That was dark.

He was lucky the curtains were open, because if they were closed the room would've been pitch black and Kyp wouldn't be able to see the insanity of the decor. Blowing out a sigh (he wasn't sure if it was because he was exhausted, or annoyed -- or some mixture of the two), he meandered to the single huge bed.

That was why he was sighing -- that was it. He had to share a bed with Zekk and Jaina. And even if they all weren't going to share the bed, they'd still have to share a room.

Hurrah.

[. Jaina Solo]

Hurrah, indeed.

Coming up just mere moments after Kyp entered the room, Jaina stood at the doorway, not bothering to hide the seeming constant annoyance that was rolling off of her through the Force. Who did these stupid hosts think they were, putting her in a room with Kyp Durron? And they were totally wrong, too, she had never dated the kriffer, so what the hells was that about? Uggggh.

Being her partner and all, she could deal with rooming with Zekk, even if there was only one bed, but Kyp? Kyp, oh... it was probably a good thing that the show's producers had taken away their lightsabers before the fact.

Jaina sent an eye roll at the bed, crossing her arms over her chest and leaning against the doorframe. Well, if the media was looking for some sort of hot orgy or sexual tension, they were going to be sorely disappointed. She would sleep on the damned floor if that's what it took (or rather, she thought, she could make one of the guys sleep on the floor, yes...). Her eyes flew up to each of the cameras in the room quickly, before going back to Kyp's back.

"I do so wonder what they could be insinuating with the sleeping accomodations in this room," she commented, attempting to be civil; at least for now.

[. Zekk Ennth]

"Erm." Zekk dropped his duffel bag on the floor and used the Force to slide it under the bed. "Dunno. But um. I don't want to be the person in the middle."

[. Kyp Durron]

"Sure you do, Zekk." Kyp crossed his arms and leaned back against the ebony curtains along the window. He figured he could call seniority and pick a spot he wanted -- or use his age to claim he had a bad back and he needed some space on the bed. "Or you can curl up at the bottom like a little monkey lizard, all comfy and cozy."

Oh what the hell, bring out those excuses, Durron. You've been around longer than them.

"I have a bad back," he pushed his back away from the wall and motioned down to the far side of the bed. "And this side of the bed is perfect for my errr, problems. So do whatever you guys like."

He seated himself on the edge of the bed, his body quickly sinking pretty far downwards. What in the Nine Corellian Hells was up with this mattress thing? Scowling, Kyp crossed his arms again, his eyes hastily shifting up towards one of the holocameras.

[. Jaina Solo]

Forgetting suddenly all effort she was supposed to be trying to make to be nice (whatever that meant) with him, Jaina decided to play the infamous 'roll of the eyes' card on Kyp. The Jedi pushed herself off the doorframe, arms still crossed.

"You're kidding me, right? What a load of poodoo if I've ever heard one," she said, annoyedly. Sweeping her bag off her shoulder, she threw it at the ground at an angle and with enough force to make it slide right under the bed; then, with a sigh, she fell backwards onto the bed... becoming the second person to notice how extremely soft the matress was.

"What in the hells?" she said, trying for a few moments to unsuccessfully sit up. Finally, she rolled to the side, catching herself a little less than gracefully as she hit the edge. Jaina stood up, brow furrowed and grimacing.

"You're kidding me, right?" she reiterated.

[. Zekk Ennth]

Zekk sighed. Why take the bait? "Hey, you guys enjoy the fluff cushion. I drew up sleeping on the streets, I don't need to be pampered."

Then he remembered that Kyp had spent his formulative years working in a Kessel spice mine, and realized he probably should have bit his tongue.

"Um. Where's the bathroom to this place?"

[. Kyp Durron]

Kyp stared to the mattress as Jaina rolled off of it. There was an indentation where she had been, which was slowly returning back to its normal state. He tilted his head slightly, puffing out his cheeks with air. "Not kidding, unfortunately."

Turning his eyes to Zekk, Kyp arched an eyebrow at the young one's sudden snark towards the bed. What did it ever do to him? He should be thankful there was even one in there. Hells, when he was young he worked in the Kessel spice mines, slept on the floor and walked uphill to the academy both ways!

"I think I saw it down at the end of the hall, why? You didn't take care of business before you got here? You want to be the first one to do that kind of stuff on holocamera?"

Kyp let a lazy chuckle escape his lips as he shifted around on the gigantic and plush bed.

[. Zekk Ennth]

"Wait," Zekk said. "You know what's going to happen, right? The damned thing is so soft--we're all just going to roll into the middle of the mattress. We're going to turn into a cornucopia of love. Elbows and ribs flying everywhere. It's going to suck."

[. Jaina Solo]

"No cornucopia of love for me, thanks," Jaina said, staring down at the ultra-soft matress. "As much as I'd love to entertain the masses, I am not laying in some sweaty heap with the two of you for weeks on end."

It was okay if she had to sleep on the floor--after all, a starfighter cockpit wasn't much more plush than that, and Force knew how many times she'd slept in one of those. She didn't need any outstanding material comforts to survive.

"Although I'm sure that it would get even better reviews if I were to remove myself from the equation anyway and just let the two of you curl up together. Just be sure not to get too friendly while I'm in the room, alright?"

[. Kyp Durron]

Kyp sat back for a moment and tried to figure out where this whole "cornucopia of love" thing was going, and he just ended up cackling wildly at the thought. I mean, ew, was he serious?

"And we would definitely get better reviews, I'm sure our room is going to be everyone's favorite." Crossing his arms, he rested his head back against the headboard and closed his eyes. "You gonna go use the 'fresher you asked about, Zekk? Cause I don't want to be the first one to do anything on holocamera. So why don't you go test it out for everyone...?"

[. Zekk Ennth]

Zekk walked out of the room and found what looked like it might be a refresher unit next door. He jimmied open the door and glanced around. There was a large sanisteamer and shower unit, complete with a tub. Everything looked a distorted pink.

He finished using the refresher unit and hit the dispose button.

A torrent of water exploded upwards from the plumbing and hit him in the knees. The two inch flood of water gushed past the sink units and began crawling under the door, slowly seeping into their adjacent room.

Zekk rushed back into the bedroom. "Uh. Jaina? Um."