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IMOGEN MASON - February 19, 2012 07:49 AM (GMT)
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MAX FOSTER - February 19, 2012 05:56 PM (GMT)
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saying my name more than three times results in nothing magical imo. :c for i am not beetlejuice (even though i clearly should be). and, hey! that bottle didn't come from me!! but, if you want, i can come over and kiss it better for you? ;D

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IMOGEN MASON - February 19, 2012 06:42 PM (GMT)
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MAX FOSTER - February 19, 2012 08:55 PM (GMT)
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i wish i was as scary as bloody mary, but honestly i'm afraid if i say that two more times i'll die so, uh... we won't speak of it again. and, whoa wait! why does kendall get a free pass and i get guilt put on me? at least i'm TRYING to recycle, you ask so much from me!!! i'm just a man, imogen. a very busy, talented, and attractive man. does that give me some sort of redemption too? ;D i'd prefer if you're going to call me daddy at least make it "sugar daddy". i don't buy nice things but i need my reputation to say legit. just go with it. please tell me the plastic bottle hit you somewhere good?

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IMOGEN MASON - February 20, 2012 01:17 PM (GMT)
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MAX FOSTER - February 21, 2012 01:26 AM (GMT)
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just to be clear, when bloody mary comes to get your ass- i'm not gonna be there. and, shit! that's twice now. look at what you made me do?! alright, vendors have secret initiations? like, are you guys all naked for them? 'cause... i'd trade up to be a vendor if that was the case. psh, you've already given up so much information- i think now i own you. unless you want me to tell the vendor version of the illumiati on you. p.s.- i'll let you know what you owe me when i think of something good. ;D
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vegetarians aren't sexy. they're obnoxious. they're all "look at me, i eat vegetables~" and i'm like "fuck you this steak is better than sex!!" actually, that's never how a conversation with a vegetarian would ever go but i think i'll tell everyone in the crowd to throw their bottles at you after our set to save the earth. fair enough? ;) and what the fuck are you doing on my bus and stealing clothes? the least you could do is leave me something good. like a cake or something. on my bunk. and if you're stealing clothes- steal shay's. he's got way more than i do, then again i bet you would like seeing me waltz around shirtless for the rest of the tour... i get your plan. i'm impressed, actually. it's a little creepy, but you could just ask me to take my shirt off instead.
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IMOGEN MASON - February 22, 2012 11:19 PM (GMT)
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some of them are. i'd let jared leto do real bad things to me. and i mean REAL. BAD. THINGS. oh shit, no i can just about deal with kendall throwing bottles at my head. a whole crowd? no thank you!!!! just like... politely remind them that they should recycle and the hot girl who mans the desk will kiss each and every one of them. that's how i've been selling it :| dude, i've been doing it under your nose since you first invited me to your bus. shows how much you notice!!! and yes, that was my plan all along. cos as much as shay is hot. you're above him on my 'to do list'. okay i'm joking, i don't have a to do list cos i'm not a slut. but if i had one, you'd be number one. i mean it's no big deal right. if you have to go shirtless, i'll totally do it too. i mean - i'm not brave and i'll be wearing a bra the whole time. i'll take one for the team and be a martyr. cos we can't let little old you be the only topless one! see i totally should have been a dude. i would be as famous as david beckham if women's football was popular. i mean soccer. whatever. it's football to me!</div>
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now you're in a mafia? what kind of shit are you vendors running over there?! wait, i got it. you cut up a bottle and threaten people with it to give you money. am i right?
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i'd let jared leto do real bad things to me too, but it's not like it'll ever happen. and he's still an obnoxious prick so let's not forget that! long live steak~ i think you forgot that politely isn't in my vocabulary. it's kind of cute how naive you are but i like it, so for you- i'll remind people to recycle. i won't tell them how, that'll be left entirely up to them. also, it's kind of gross you'd kiss all those strangers. for the record, i would demand a kiss before the others for my duty... because who knows what you'll catch swapping spit with some of those nasty things.
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okay... that just got weird. so you've been stealing my clothes and i'm on your "to-do list" above shay. score one for me! i didn't think girls kept lists like that, it's kind of a turn on in some creepy disturbing way. how about we just hang out topless? i'll even buy pizza hut and chip in extra for bread sticks if we get to lose our pants too. pants suck ass the end. but i guess if you're too uncomfortable i'll just lose mine- but i can't say it'd be as fun. |:

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IMOGEN MASON - February 24, 2012 02:30 AM (GMT)
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oh okay. i'll settle for someone other than jared. who's nice. yay! thank you darlin'. i promise you my first born. you won't regret this max!!! i swear. and sure you can have the first kiss - but ew i was never going to swap saliva!!! maybe like a peck on the cheek or something!! though for you, you can get bang for your buck. for the low low price of helping me out, you can have your socks back! ahahhaa i kid, i've never stolen socks!!!<P>

but you have some cool stuff, you can't blame me. and i'm glad i'm providing you with an ego boost. clearly i am the best!!! i'm glad my semi stalking ways turn you on. because if i did it to someone else, the police would be called hahaha. and i really don't want to be thrown out the country. you wouldn't do that to to little old me! because then you'd never see me again! you know.... if it's for food. i suppose i could. but there's a rule. no touching! in fact, is this a rouse to get me in your bunk?! because i must say... that's very naughty of you! but i am hungry...</div>
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you're offering my merch girl protection but not me? i think that's a little messed up, don't you?
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i actually hate children so you can keep your first born. i know, i know, i'm a saint. you can call me saint max and we'll call it good. (x or king max, king of the vendors and their dirty little mafia ring. oooh, seee you really need to specify. if i were promised kiss by a hot girl i'd expect spit swapping, not a peck on the cheek. that would be disappointment imogen. ah, you're offering me the spit swapping though- man, i feel entitled. what's the catch? you suddenly stealing my socks after too?
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i don't think i could get you thrown out of the country even if i tried. i'm like spanish so if anything they'd be like "you're not american essayyyy" and i'd be stuck her forever. |: or spain, that's near by, right? and, i'm so not falling for that again! wow, food is all it takes to get you to my bunk? uh, well i mean watching movies naked in my bunk is way better than in the lounge. it smells like shay out there. |: but the touching rule i mush vanquish being king max and all.

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phew now i don't need to have a first born to give away. because i'm a little too young to be having one of those. king max? seriously? if i knew it was that easy to become royalty, i wouldn't have bothered trying to stalk prince harry. see, i find that completely violating :| i mean... seriously. the unwashed masses are not swapping saliva with me. no way! i'd be brushing my teeth about fifty times a day. there's no catch! it's a one time offer. i just like the t-shirts. plus used socks aren't my thing.<P>
i doubt you'd be kicked back to spain. unless you're some sort of illegal immigrant then maybe. and spain is in europe, max! you know....`where i come from! though it's not that close to britain! it's alright, the uk never kicked my romanian grandma out of the country. and she came in the nineteen thirties. i think we might be safe from deportation. yes food is all it takes. i like food. but there's no way we're sitting naked in your bunk. we all know what that would lead to and i so don't need a rep as a food prostitute!!! and you won't violate the no touching rule. i will seriously make you keep your hands behind your back or to your side.
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hey, i take care of rosie. she's my secret lover but shh. the affair is one sided and i don't want to break it to her that i'm a free bitch baby~
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what are you talking about? it's not easy being king. haven't you ever seen "the lion king"?! simba knows that shit is hard! you go on and keep stalking prince harry. i'd say u;d stalk a princess but the only princess i fancy is jasmine, and she's a cartoon. ugh, real life and animation keeps our hearts apart :c yeah, that's pretty perverted- even coming from my point of view. kissing that many people would result in mono. trust me, i know. |: but, what's this about a one time thing? you only want to kiss me once? that's a little harsh. i'd like it if you'd stop stealing my shirts... but it's fine. i can wear merch and jack some american apparel shit when no one is looking or swoon the sellers. max is the cat that knows where it's at.
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shh, shit imogen! just tell the whole world i'm an illegal spanish prince roaming the world why don't you? wait, you're from the uk? i always thought your funny accent was because you were from boston. |: well, shit how far away is spain then? i visited my grandparents like three times when i was little... but i was young and i played pokemon on my gameboy color for hours straight so. haha, food prostitute. hey, someone needs the title why not you? KIDDING. i won't make you get naked in my bunk. i'm a gentleman. this touching this is stupid though because i have no idea how you'll make me keep my hands to myself unless you plan on tying me up or something- and even i think that's a little kinky for just hanging out.

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hahahhaha yes. more leverage. you're making this SO easy for me. and what the?! are you joking me!!! i do not sound like i'm from boston. in fact, i sound nothing like i'm from boston. i just youtube a man speaking like that!!! you offended my essex homies man. well spain is across the pond, innit! and to me, it's like... past france. your geographical knowledge astounds me laddy. but woohoo, i win on the no nudity front. and please, i wouldn't have tied you up. i would have just slapped your hand. but if you get to touch me, the mystery is gone :| but if you can let me touch your hair, like, all the time... i probably could live with being touched up by someone famous.
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