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Title: Dr. Will chats with Kaysar
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a nineties jesus - June 13, 2006 05:38 PM (GMT)
Heres parts of the chat with Dr. Will from Kaysar's chatroom - Howie was there also. Dr. Will was freakin' hilarious, but this could all be acting to prepare an alliance between Will and Kaysar - still funny though.

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<Jedihowie> Will would you give Ivette from BB-6 a discount on you medical services ??
<Willkirby> WHO IS IVETTE?
<Jedihowie> UGLY BITCH FROM BIG BROTHER 6

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<Lane> Tarah28 asks: Will, I think you were manipulatively brilliant in BB2. My question is for both you and Kaysar. You are both obvious targets if you get into All-Stars this year. Do you have any ideas or strategies for how to stay in the house to the end, or are you just going to wing it?
<Willkirby> CAN'T DISCUSS ALL-STARS. YOIU KNOW THAT
<Kaysar> We don't know who will be in the house

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<ladyjinx> from willkaysarjanellehowie- will how will it feel soon having another 500,000 in your bank account?
<Willkirby> I HAVE MORE $ IN THE BANK THEN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. MONEY ISN'T A MOTIVATION FOR ME AND IT NEVER HAS BEEN. MONEY FOLLOWS HARD WORK AND I WORK REALLY HARD.

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<ladyjinx> from xsurvivior - Will do you think you will have a more difficult time in All Stars do to the fact that the show and its competions have changed and become more challenging?
<Willkirby> CAN'T DISCUSS ALL-STARS. ASK AGAIN AND I'LL BOUNCE

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<ladyjinx> from preciousangel- Will are you still in contact with anyone from your season of BB?
<Willkirby> MIKE BOOGIE, MONICA, NICOLE, HARDY

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<Willkirby> MY NEW CLUB OPENS NEXT WEEK IN LA. E! WILL BE THERE FILMING.
<Kaysar> WILL SOMEONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW YOU FELT ABOUT 9/11
<Jedihowie> LET THE GUY PROMOTE A LITTLE BIT REPRESENT LOL
<Kaysar> I'M STARTING TO REALIZE WHY YOU AGREED TO COME.
<Kaysar> SHAMELESS PLUGS
<Kaysar> LOL
<Jedihowie> I LOVE CONFRONTATION
<Willkirby> PLUGS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED BUSINESS. I COULDN'T CARE LESS IF YOU ALL SUPPORTED BY BUSINESSES OR WATED DR. 90210. MY PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL SUCCESS IS DICTATED AND DEFINED BY ME.
<Jedihowie> THIS GUY IS AWESOME

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<ladyjinx> from willtowin- Will what happend to the giant peanut butter jar?
<Willkirby> OKAY! FIRST GOOD QUESTION. THANK YOU! THE GIANT PEANUT BUTTER JAR IS MISSING. CBS SAYS THEY SHIPPED IT TO MY HOME ADDRESS BUT THAT IS NOT TRUE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR AND FOR THE RECORD I HAVE NOT RECIEVED IT. I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING LEGAL ACTION. I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS. PLEASE E-MAIL CBS AND TELL THEM I WANT MY JAR. I WON IT FAIR AND SQUARE.

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<ladyjinx> from lavone - Will when you had the conversation with Nicole about her being in love with you, where you serious?
<Willkirby> COMPLETELY SERIOUS. NICLOE IS IN LOVE WITH ME.
<Jedihowie> WOULD YOU BANG HER

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<Kaysar> SO WILL, YOU WATCHED SEASON 3
<Kaysar> SO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW TO MUCH ABOUT ME OR HOWIE HERE
<Willkirby> IF KAYSER AND HOWIE WALKED IN MY HOUSE I WOULDN'T KNOW WHO THERY ARE. NO OFFENSE, I JUST DIDN'T WATCH.
<Kaysar> I THOUGHT WILL PLAYED A GOOD GAME BUT I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE HE DUPED OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I DON'T THINK ITS GOOD TO PLAY UPON PEOPLE'S INSECURITIES AND LAUGH AT THEM AFTERWARDS
<Willkirby> IT IS FINE TO PLAY BB THAT WAY. THAT IS WHAT THE GAME IS ABOUT. EVERYONE LOVES A WINNER.
<Jedihowie> THAT IS LIKE PLAYING FOOTBALL AND SAYING I CANT BELEIVE THE GUY TACKLED ME
<Jedihowie> IT IS PART OF THE GAME
<Kaysar> DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN WINNING A GAME WITH CLASS?
<Kaysar> WHY DO YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING GOES?
<Jedihowie> WINNING IS EVERTHING
<Willkirby> THANK YOU JEDIHOWIE. DON'T ENTER THE HOUSE IF YOU AREN'T GOIUNG TO PLAY
<Jedihowie> YOUR WELCOME

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<Lane> allstarfan asks: Will - you told me once you hated the Internet fans because of the banners being flown trying to ruin your game. Are you over it, do you forgive us???
<Willkirby> BECAUSE IT DOES IN THE CONTEXT OF THAT HOUSE. IF YOU GET VOTED OUT, TOO BAD SO SAD. DO I BELEIVE IN PHYSICAL VIOLENCE? OF COUSE NOT, BUT ANYTHING ELSE GOES.

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<Kaysar> WHAT ABOUT PSYCHOLOGICAL ABUSE. COULD BE JUST AS BAD
<Kaysar> NICOLE STAYED UP FOR HOURS AT NIGHT
<Willkirby> LOOK MKAYSAR, I WASN'T GOING TO MENTION THIS BUT ON THIS WEB PAGE YOU PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A GAY VAMPIRE. PLEASE DON'T DRESS LIKE A GAY VAMPIRE AND THEN LECTURE ME ABOUT MORALITY.
<Kaysar> OKAY. TAKE YOUR CHEAP SHOTS.
<Kaysar> I'M TALKING GAME HERE
<Willkirby> OKAY, COUNT COCKULA...
<Kaysar> KIRBY, YOU'RE LAME
<Kaysar> SERIOUSLY
<Jedihowie> i'M BANGING CHICS
<Willkirby> I'M LAME? YOU ARE THE PRINCESS OF DARLNESS
<Kaysar> YOU'RE ALMOST AS OLD AS HOWIE
<Jedihowie> IM 27
<Kaysar> YOU KNOW YOU ARE WRONG
<Kaysar> SO INSTEAD YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING AS STUPID AS CALLING ME A GAY VAMPIRE
<Willkirby> I MIGHT BE OLD BUT I HAVE THE BEST 6 PACK YOU'LL EVER SEE. OH WAIT, I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT TO A HOMO NIGHT WALKER!
<Kaysar> FROM WATCHING THE TAPES I THOUGHT YOU WERE MORE CLEVER THAN THAT
<Jedihowie> 1/2 MAN 1/2 AMAZINGING
<Kaysar> AGAIN. CLASSLESS
<Kaysar> JUST LIKE YOUR GAMEPLAY
<Jedihowie> KAYSAR I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU SORRY THOUGHT IT WAS A FAN BUT IT WAS STILL FUNNY
<Willkirby> I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT YOUR PICTURE LOOKS LIKE THAT. FANS, CHECK OUT THE SHOT WITH THE CAPE! CLASSIC. IF IT WASN;T PHOTOSHOPED YOU'D SEE A DEAD GAY DUDE ON THE GROUND BEHIND HIM.
<Kaysar> IF I WAS IN A HOUSE WITH YOU, I WOULD CERTAINLY HOPE YOU BRING MORE TO THE TABLE
<Jedihowie> I LOVE IT
<Kaysar> JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS
<Kaysar> THATS WHY ARE HERE
<Willkirby> I Cn't discuss big brother al stars...but the shorts are ready to go jsut in case!!!!
<Kaysar> WE DON'T NEED YOUR COMMENTARY
<Kaysar> TALK ABOUT YOUR GAMEPLAY
<Jedihowie> DOCTOR A FAN PM ME AND WANTS TO KNOW WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU BANGED SHANNON??
<Kaysar> PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE THE GREATEST PERSON TO HAVE WON THE GAME
<Kaysar> BUT YOU TOOK THE EASY ROAD
<Kaysar> I PERSONALLY DON'T THINK YOU ARE AS CUNNING AS PEOPLE MAKE YOU OUT TO BE
<Kaysar> THATS WHY YOU HAVE BEEN IN HIDING, DECLINING INTERVIEWS
<Willkirby> jedi howie. were you on the show? good questions. last saw shannon 4 years ago. real cool chick.
<Kaysar> WELL UNLIKE YOU, I DON'T COME OUT RIGHT ANS CLAME TO BE THE BEST. YOUR ARROGANCE IS ASTOUNDING
<Willkirby> ose then a rookie. a rookie leans quickly. you are an amature. a web nerd. and above all, according to the web site picture that you posted, probably a gay vampire.
<Jedihowie> DOCTOR IF I SHOWED UP AT YOUR DOOR WITHOUT MY LIGHTSABERS THEN YOU WOULD NOT KNOW WHO I AM LOL
<Willkirby> what?
<Kaysar> THE WAY YOU PLAYED THE GAME IS NOT A STUNT OR SOMETHING THAT WAS GROWN IN THAT HOUSE. I CAN TELL BY YOUR BEHAVIOR THAT YOU WANTED TO PUNISH THOSE PEOPLE
<Jedihowie> IM JEDI HOWIE BB-6
<Willkirby> ARE YOU USING TWO NERD REFERENCES POINTS, BIG BROTHER AND STAR WARS? NERD ALERT!
<Kaysar> YOU AND HOWIE. KEEP MAKING REFERENCE TO NERDS. TRUE PRODUCTS OF THE 80S

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<ladyjinx> from twistedswisher - Will everyone knows how you played the game, do you really think it would work again?
<Willkirby> LADYJINX, DID YOU EAT PAINT CHIPS WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? I CAN'T DISCUSS THAT!
<Kaysar> WILL, DON'T TALK TO MY MODS THAT WAY
<Jedihowie> THAT IS THE OLD FUCKS TALKING KAYSAR LOL
<Lane> Will :) Do you mind not disrespecting our mods
<Kaysar> JUST HAVE SOME BASIC RESPECT
<Willkirby> IF YOU PLAY BIG BROTHER AGAINST ME, THEN WELCOME TO THE TERROR DOME. YOU WILL PAY. YOU WILL BE IN PAIN. AND YOU WILL LOSSE.
<Kaysar> GIVE ME A BREAK WILL.
<Kaysar> I SEE THROUGH YOUR CRAP.
<Kaysar> ITS CALLED THE MOST BASIC OF HUMAN RESPECT
<Kaysar> ITS IS GIVEN
<Willkirby> SERIOUSLY, A FAN BASE OF 35 WEB NERDS AND OVERWEIGHT CAT LOVER ENTITLES YOU TO NOTHING. EARN MY RESPECT YOU AMATURE ROOKIE GAY VAMPIRE.
<Kaysar> DON'T TALK BIG GAME TO ME. YOU USE INTIMIDATION AS YOUR TACTIC
<Kaysar> ITS NOT GOING TO WORK
<Willkirby> I FREE BALL...COMANDO.
<Kaysar> SHOW ME SOMETHING OF SUBSTANCE
<Willkirby> IT WORKED. COUNT COCKULA
<Kaysar> YOU SLITHERED THROUGH SEASON 2 LIKE A SNAKE
<Willkirby> SNAKE? OR CHAMP?
<Kaysar> NOW YOU COME AT ME LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO BLOW THE ROOF OF THE JOINT. LIKE YOU MAKE BIG MOVES
<Jedihowie> I WILL PAY THE TWO OF YOU FOR REGULAR CHAT THIS IS AWESOME
<Kaysar> YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF
<Willkirby> THE HOTTEST RESTURANTS AND WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD SAY OTHER WISE...
<Willkirby> WWW.KAYERIS A GAYVAMPIRE.CLOWNPENIS.FART
<Kaysar> WILL YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW... ALL IT TAKES IS SOME FACE TIME ON TV AND PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING. DON'T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD
<Blueeyesdebbie22> <Charlie2819> Will and Kaysar: You're both friggin' geniouses, plotting your entry into the house by creating a rivalry outside the house in chatroom! If I could vote for both, I would. Dr. Will was the best BB player ever, and he has my vote!!
<Willkirby> TAKE YOUR VOTE AND STICK IT UP YOU ASS. NOW GO FEED YOUR CATS.
<Willkirby> WHERE IS HOWIE
<Jedihowie> RIGHT HERE
<Willkirby> WHO IS THE HOTTEST GIRL IN BIG BROTHER HISTORY
<Kaysar> WELL I DO KNOW THAT WILL HAS A BIG FAN BASE. BUT I THINK PEOPLE WILL SEE HOW BIG OF A PRICK HE IS
<Jedihowie> MICHELLE LORI SHANNON JEN JEN OR HOLLY I LOVE THEM ALL
<Kaysar> AND IF THEY LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THEN FINE
<Willkirby> AND DON'T TELL ME IST THAT 50 CENT WHORE JANELLE. HARDY BANGED HER FIST DAY ON THE JOB
<Kaysar> I DON'T THINK WE ARE TRYING TO REACH THE SAME PEOPLE ANYWAY
<Willkirby> I WON YOUR MOM'S HEART. YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE HER WHEN YOU GET HOME CAUSE I ASHAVED HER BACK
<Jedihowie> JANIE AND I ARE GOOD FRIENDS
<Willkirby> "GOOD FRIENDS"?

(my connection messed up there)

<Willkirby> HOLLY? A BLOND? OH SHE WAS HOT. AND LISA. HOT!
<Kaysar> WILL WHEN I FIRST INVITED YOU HERE, I TOLD MYSELF I WOULD GIVE YOU A CHANCE
<Kaysar> BUT YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ASSHOLE
<Willkirby> A CHANCE AT BEING A GAY VAMPIRE?
<Kaysar> I THINK YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS ISSUES
<Willkirby> PLEASE DDON'T DISCUSS MY ANATOMY.
<Kaysar> I'M STILL NOT SURE WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO PROVE
<Willkirby> ISSUES? I HAVE SUBSCRIPTIONS...
<Kaysar> BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE. NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED
<Strawberrygirl> THIS IS FOR WILL <Lilbitevil77> ask him if he has @#%$
<Willkirby> @#%$? nerd alert!
<Willkirby> HOWIE, HOW MANY GIRLS ARE YOU PUMPING A MONTH?
<Kaysar> HOWIE DONT ANSWER THAT PLEAS
<Willkirby> KAYSER, HOW MANY DUDES ARE YOU CONVERTING TO GAY VAMPIRES EACH MONTH?
<Lane> Will... That's really uncalled fror
<Willkirby> WHY NOT?
<Jedihowie> DUDE I JUST FELLOFF MY SEAT
<Kaysar> SERIOUSLY. IS THIS WHY YOU CAME HERE
<Lane> um because it's obnoxious
<Cyounus> Dr. Will are you going toanswer the qestions
<Lane> you are here as our guest
<Kaysar> OR DID I BRUISE YOUR EGO
<Willkirby> WHAT? WHY SHOULD WE BE EMBARRES TO DISCUSSED A NORMAL HUMAN PROCESS?
<Lane> not to be an ass
<Jedihowie> CHIX ARE AN INTERLUDE TO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO I GIVE BETTER HAND JOBS THEN ANY GIRL I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH
<shelleypr> Oh God Howie
<Cyounus> HOWIE !!!!!!
<Willkirby> KAYSAR, IS THAT TRUE? ARE HIS HANDJOBS THE BEST?
<Kaysar> YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A MORON.
<Willkirby> HOWIE OR I/
<Jedihowie> NICE
<Kaysar> LANE BAN HIM
<Kaysar> I'VE HAD ENOUGH
<Kaysar> THIS IS A JOKE
<Jedihowie> BRO YOU ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS
<Willkirby> AH, A TRUE FAN, GOING TO BRING ERIN INTO THIS, HUH?
<Willkirby> BEST PALYER IN REALITY TV HISTORY: ERIN BRODIE
<Kaysar> BYE WILL. THANKS FOR COMING
<Willkirby> SEE YOU LATER, GAY VAMPIRE
<Strawberrygirl> WILL...GLAD YOU ARE LEAVING
<Jedihowie> SEE YA DOC
<Kaysar> later
*** Lane sets mode +b on Willkirby!Willkirby@Star269458.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
*** Willkirby has been kicked by Lane (Lane)

Mallee - June 13, 2006 06:18 PM (GMT)
:lol: I read that transcript yesterday. he was hilarious!! I must admit it confused me, trying to figure out if it was real or not. I wondered myself if it was setup just to prepare for their "In house game".... No matter what it was, it was definately more interesting than "Howie's non-stop boobie talk" in his chats! :rolleyes:

a nineties jesus - June 13, 2006 06:20 PM (GMT)
That's why howie annoys me... the way he talks reminds me of someone from high school.. like he'd be 15-16.

Mallee - June 13, 2006 06:40 PM (GMT)
I don't get it either. How a grown man can be like that all the time. I mean I can understand a lil more if it was when he was drinking, or just a random thing, but hes seems to be like this all the time. In small doses I find him funny, but then its just irritating. :WTF:

MissG - June 13, 2006 10:11 PM (GMT)
I am sorry but I don't for a minute believe that was Will Kirby! Why would he do that chat when for all these years he has refused to do them? Kaysar came off as a jerk, Howie as very immature.




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