I'm getting old., Countdown to my birthday.

It's official, I am getting old.
I will be 27 in approx 3 weeks time (1st October)
It's so depressing to know that in just 3 years I will be 30, arrgghh!!!
I used to make fun of my older brother as he approached 30, and now it's him doing the teasing.

hi i just got done celebrating my 39th birthday tonight mainly money and gift cards and some other stuff that was good this yr except on my way up to my computer just minding my own business and out in the open a bee stung me on my finger tonight when my older brother was out walking his son he stubbed his toe on something outside its been too eventful of the birthday this evening

we ordered dominos pizza the domino's pizza delivery guy looked like he was on drugs since he argued with my mom and dad about the pizzas ordered tonight he was trying to sell us 7 pizzas and i only ordered 4 pizzas tonight so my dad was fighting with the delivery pizza guy i was outside when this was happening my eye exam i passed with alina stanciu spend waiting an half an hr in the dmv to turn my vision report in on orange blossom saw a teenage girl that looked upset about not passing her road test there the first time she took her road test today after completing her behind the wheel instructions through high school i reached out to her at the bubbler drinking water at the dmv station i told her the best thing to do is take more behind the wheel instructions from a local private school instructor since when you come from a private driving school you have certain priveledges where you get to choose your own road examiner i told her after i didn't pass the 2nd time up in milw i figured to take a yr off of college and go to a adult private driving school for apprehensive adults learning how to drive since they train you on passing the road test try it the private driving school instructors are usually young sexy males examining your performance at the end of each session you get a progress report i told her about my driver's school instructor up north i said he was a patient old retired cop that looked like the skipper from gilligans island so she said i hate female road examiners they are mean i told her even the male ones could be mean too since giving people road tests is very stressful on them since they have to do it every single day of their life.

i was lucky on my 3rd time trying to pass my roadtest i got this hot looking black female cop since when all the other examiners saw me come in they flocked into the bathroom except this hot looking black cop with braids in her hair had nerves of steal she said cmon mary take me for a nice ride please she seemed to remind me of hannah montanna's body guard named roxie but a lot friendly and more relaxed with disabled students this one didn't scare easy i remember doing it with her the 1rst time she asked me to parellel park and her passenger side went up on the curb that time the 3rd time i took my driver's road test with her when i was asked to parellel park i did perfectly and didn't end up on half the side walk and finally passed my driver's road exam up in milw wi. the teenage girl said isn't private driving school for drug addicts now i said in the past it was more likely to see drug addicts that were sober going into the dmv for a road test but its different now since high schools no longer offer drivers ed in their school these days since parents are sending their adults to private driving school for both parts of the driving ed portions of the class and drug addicts are usually tested by a private traffic court magistrate or a judge they are not in the same school your in for drivers ed.

she said thanks miss i said good luck i like talking to younger people about things these days so i was glad to see i helped her out today i said everyone's first road test the new driving student freezes up like i did on my 1rst road test up in milw wi. i said you might need an attorney to represent you if you don't pass the 3rd time around here's my older brother's business card he wins every lawsuits and cases in court he's an attorney at law in ft myers fl she smiled and said thank you miss i told her my first name was mary she said thanks mary for the advice and help here. so she smiled and walked out with her mom who was not happy with her teenager not passing the road test at the dmv there.

i could sense the road test white female that took her out on the road test for getting a driver's license wouldn't work out there since i sensed the road examiner she had had a personality conflict with her not the best way to start out on getting your reg driver's license there she told me her driver examiner was mean on the road during the road test she was yelling at me for not parellel parking right since our whole car ended up on the sidewalk i said we all have road test examiners like that i had one the 2nd time around a male one he was a pompus asshole towards me where he would yell at you if part of your car landed on the side walk just be glad your first one was the mean one maybe you'll be lucky the second time and have a nice sexy male road test examiner i said smiling at her.

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mary

wow that is so cool mary i am going to be 23 years old in september

Wow I wish I was young, I am so ashamed!!

aww don't be smartsdog and well that is ok