((Doin' it for the lulz, the sake of making Karkat's place in the rp ICly legitimate, and as an example to future applicants. Also because I'm stuck in the lower half of study hall for the next hour and a half and need something to do.))
Contact Information: firstname.lastname@example.org (MSN/e-mail), flickerlights (Skype), spooksandbolts (AIM), automaticSolitaire (Pesterchum)
Character: Karkat Vantas
Alternate Character (Optional): Vriska Serket
Sample Paragraph (Third person present tense; must include both narrative and dialogue that shows you know how the character talks. Feel free to copypaste a few chunks of an old RP here):
"Oh, this from the girl that thinks nothing of perusing the legislaceratorial dockets like they're the fucking funny pages," Karkat scoffs. "I swear you get more out of sitting there inhaling those things than I do out of an entire fucking movie marathon." The Cancer shuffles a little, suddenly restless, and is promptly rewarded by a particularly nasty twinge from his leg. "Jesus fucking nookwhiffing progeny of a RETARDED HIGHBLOOD /WHORE/-- no, I wasn't," he grunts, grinding his teeth again. "Fuck, Ter, the trash was mostly paper anyway. Unless the fucking thing was some kind of inbred fucking throwback, I don't think it was particuarly interested in eating a bunch of old programming handbooks." A pause. "Then again, howlbeasts probably don't discriminate."
I ACCEPT MYSELF BECAUSE I CAN PERFORM SUCH BLASPHUCKERY.