I DON’T GET THIS SONG EITHER

[KYLER VICE CARPER]

Okay so this is Kyler Vice Carper
otherwise known as well...Kyler. He’s the middle Carper
kid and hates it. This nineteen year old is in the party
scene and tends to over do it sometimes. He’s loud and
isn’t afraid to get in a bitch’s face. When it comes to girls
vs. guys he doesn’t discriminate which means he likes
guys and girls. He’s the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist
for the band Eye Contact but when he’s not doing that he
sleeps. Kyler is the biggest asshole you will
ever have the displeasure of meeting. He’s rude and will not
hesitate to tell you what he thinks whether you want to hear
it or not. He likes to think of himself as brutally honest
instead of mean. This kid will obviously have a bunch of
enemies. But I’d like for him to have two besties. One girl and
one guy that he tells everything. Other than that he’ll mainly
have party friends because he doesn’t like to get attached to
people. Kyler is a borderline sex addict so I want to have one
night stands and friends with benefits up the ass. As for dating
ummm he’s really not into that sort of stuff but maybe you can
change that. Here he is so sex him up!

[MARCO JAMES MORETTI]

HOLY CRAP! ASSHOLE PLEASE MEET
MY GOOD FRIEND WESTSON! HE IS
QUITE A GAY ASSHOLE HIMSELF! (:
I MEAN HE GETS BORED EASILY &&
LOVES FUCKING AROUND WITH PEEPS!
THOSE TWO CAN TOTALLY HAVE A
THANG! (:

[KYLER VICE CARPER]

Oh yeah they could diffidently have a thing.

[AURORA NICHOLE BENSON]

i could see rory being all like =D HI!
then kyler would be like >.< fuck off....
rory would be like ='( whaaaaa?

[KYLER VICE CARPER]

That definitely sounds like something kyler would do.