corrupt a wish;, a goofy game

[Kita]

So here's how it works. Someone posts a wish that they have, and the next person will 'corrupt' it somehow then post a wish of their own.

Example:

I wish I had a new car.

Next person:

Wish granted! But the car's broken beyond repair.

I wish I had a puppy.

Next person:

Wish granted! But the dog's insane and won't stop biting you.

Aaand you get the point. It goes on and on xD

Let me start off--

I wish summer vacation wasn't ending.

[Skips]

Wish Granted! But now you'll never get another winter...or fall...or spring...ever. That means no turkey day, Christmas, Hanukkah, new years, etc.

I wish I could draw well.

[Kita]

Wish Granted! But now you can't write or read to save your life! You can only draw picture after picture for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow.

[Skips]

Wish granted! You don't have to wake up early anymore. Your final has been turned into an intensive work project. It's still due tomorrow.

I wish I could remember to make a wish.

[Kita]

Wish granted! But now it's the only thing you can remember! You're constantly wishing for things, but can never remember anything else.

I wish I didn't have to study.

[Juffy]

Wish granted! Now you have all the time in the world with nothing to do. Your brain is extremely dull and you think you're gonna die of boredom.

I wish I had a seat next to me now so I don't have to keep standing in this queue of people.

[Kita]

Wish granted! Now that you're sitting down, everyone seems to want your seat and the entire queue of people has crowded around you. Now you'll never be able to leave that seat!

I wish I could write posts faster.

[Juffy]

Wish granted! But everyone else posts extra slow so you'll have to wait a long time after your super fast post.

I wish pigs can fly.

[Skips]

Wish granted! Remember when pilots used to worry about bird strikes? Try a pig hitting your airplane. That won't end well.

I wish I could manage my time better so I can do college stuff and reply to posts.

[Embyr_Somm]

Wish granted! You are incredibly organized now, but you also go crazy when anyone even mentions an activity that could knock you off your schedule. Goodbye social life. :(


I wish I had more money.

[Kita]

Wish granted! You're now rich! But to get all of this new money, all of your personal items were instantly sold, and there's no way to get them back. After all, some things are 'priceless!'

I wish my iPod's battery lasted longer.

[Kadiz]

wish granted! but now all you're music files have corrupted and you can't listen to any of your music

I wish I was out of college already

[Embyr_Somm]

Wish granted! But thanks to the accelerated time you asked for, you're now in a nursing home, Granny Kaz. >3


I wish I get a good night's sleep.

[Skips]

(@Embyr_Somm: Actually, that's not too far from the truth. I think I will go crazy if something gets me behind in college.)

Wish Granted! You slept so well, in fact, that Rip Van Winkle only took a power nap compared to you, and you wake up a few decades from now. Hope you didn't miss anything important.

I wish I could make new friends more easily.

[Juffy]

Wish granted! But now that you make friends so easily and have become so popular that it's impossible to even do your shopping in peace.

I wish there were more hours in a day.