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[Devabbi]

Name: Liz

Nicknames: Dev, Lizzi, Space-Case

Age: 16

Location: Southern California and HATING it...

Wish I Was In: Ireland, Texas, or Italy...

Would Describe Myself As: An insomniatic spaz that's likely to stab you in the neck with a ball-point pen if you piss her off, but somehow retains maturity from time to time.

Likes: RP, writing, singing, acting, food, good music, caffeine, being around friends, alone-time, guys, chewing gum, showing off scars, the internet, and milano cookies...

Dislikes: Most hip-hop and İrap, posers, pretenders, idiots, stupid people, people with no common sense, friggen emo music, techno, skaa, bad drivers, THE BLOODY FRENCH... they don't bathe...

Favorite Stand-Up Comics: Dane Cook, Maria Bamford, Christopher Titus, Jeff Dunham, Carlos Mencia, Dave Attell, Ron White.

Favorite Movies: Benny & Joon, Tombstone, Tank Girl, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, anything with Johnny Depp or Jim Carrey, The Road to El Dorado, most Disney movies, Dogma, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead.

Favorite TV Shows: Myth Busters, Comedy Central Presents, Crank Yankers, Flavor of Love, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Dirty Jobs, South Park, Grey's Anatomy, House, Lost, Boston Legal.

Favorite Bands: Blue October, Marilyn Manson, Muse, Gorillaz, She Wants Revenge, Gnarls Barkley, Three Days Grace, Jack Johnson, Ram-Jam, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Styx, Led Zeppelin, Weezer, Elliott Smith, Crash Test Dummies, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Beck, Collective Soul, The Fugees, Korn, Stone Temple Pilots, Fort Minor.

Favorite Songs: Storm Coming (Gnarls Barkley), Beautiful People (Manson), Blackout (Muse), Into the Ocean (Blue October), Through the Glass (Stone Sour), Goodbye My Lover (James Blunt), You Spin Me Right Round (Manson version)

Favorite Games: Tetris, Mahjong, Monopoly, Scrabble, Jeopardy, PacMan, Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64), Cruis'n World (N64).

Favorite Technology: Computer, stereo, iPod mini, scanner, CD-player, DVD's.

Favorite Foods: Cheeseburgers, milano cookies, beef jerky, any kind of potatoes, baloney, Pepsi, chips & salsa, Runts candy, top ramen, elbow noodles, quesadillas, Nutty Bars, Ding Dongs, Twinkies, Klondike Bars, ice cream, and steeeeeeak.

Favorite Quotes:
"Be weird. It keeps the ignorance away" - me,
"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." - Wolfgang von Goethe,
"I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own." - Adam Savage of MythBusters.
"Draco: I didn't do anything. I felt emotions." "Blaise: So you are human." - Harry Potter fanfic.

Favorite Characters: Chris, Derk, Addy, Murdoc, Amon, Travis, Ailyn, Shiloh, Damon.

History: I was born and raised in California, and I still can't stand it. I had a bad childhood that I blocked a lot out of. My home life was fine, but school was a bitch. Somehow, I attained an insane interest in music. I can't live without it, I hate silence, and I love to sing. I wish I had enough hand coordination to play an instrument, but I'm cursed, so I stick with something that comes naturally to me -- singing. I've never had a lesson in my life, but I love singing all the same, and from what people tell me, I'm pretty sure I'm good. I like to draw, write, and read. Notice that all of these are activities that I can do on my own. I was never really good at making friends until high school rolled around.

Over the past year or two, I've grown up a lot. Looking back at how I was in middle school now, it's trippy to see how much I've changed. Believe me, I can recognize it. I'm a lot better at making and keeping friends now, and I've become a people person. I don't dress in baggy stuff all the time either, and sometimes I make an effort to look good. And (I know this is amazing to some of you that knew me back in middle school) I like guys. Crazy, huh?

Future: I have no idea, but I hope it involves a loving husband and kids that are boys. I don't want to have to deal with teenage girls, I can barely stand them now and I AM one. Besides, boys are easier to deal with when they're kids too... Trust me, I babysit. Right now, I want to be a substitute teacher during the day and run an after-school/weekend daycare. Why? Cos I love kids.

Future Tattoos: A hibiscus flower on my hip with a tribal design around it, a tiny yellow rose on my shoulder, and my husband's name on the front of my other hip.

Looks: Reddish hair, light brown eyes, too many freckles, lanky, with many tanlines from lack of short-wearing in public...

Best Friends: Bri, Erin, Brandi, Lisa... I'm lucky to have that many, trust me!

My Artwork can be found here: Dev's Art

[Devabbi]

Occupation Ambition: I wanna be a pyrotechnician! This means I gotta major in something like chemistry or biology. I wanna minor in world religion or history though. ^^ I'd make for a damn good conversation, wouldn't I?
[edit] Yeah that's not gonna happen xD Tho it'd be fun, now I'm aiming for a substitute teacher that runs a daycare in her spare time. ^^

Favorite Zombie-Fighting Weapons: Maglite flashlight, shovel, nail gun, crowbar, katana, anything else I can get my hands on.

Zombie Attack Emergency Plan: Okay... Say I woke up to hear the moans of the undead outside. They'd most likely only be out front from my house. First thing I'd do is to check on my mom, get her armed, and then I'd call Bri to make sure she's alright, armed, and dangerous. If she needs to, she can come over on her bike. I'd let her in through the back gate, which is still secured (most likely). Putting my mom on the roof first, I'd grab all the food out of the cupboards and all the water I could get, and shove that up there. Any possible weapons I could find would go up as well. Then I'd get a sledge hammer and knock a hole in my roof down into the attic, because the house wouldn't be safe with all the windows. I'd set up a little bedroom-type thing in the attic where we could sleep and be sheltered if it rained. We'd always have one person on the roof, with a flashlight. If we heard helicopters, we'd flash the flashlight in their direction to get their attention. Hopefully we'd be rescued. If I was bitten, I'd probably just kill myself or have Bri kill me. I'd rather be dead than be eating people.

My Webcomic Ideas: You steal these and I'll kill you, mofo... It took a lot of imagination for me to come up with these, and even if they probably won't be finished, they're still MY ideas. If you're a comic artist and you wanna use the idea, ask me. My demands are that I'm in charge of all the writing while you draw.
1) Leftovers - What if my most beloved characters manifested themselves in my apartment? Leftovers would go on with mostly my exaggerated antics, Chris trying to keep me sane, and Dante blowing stuff up... Along with the occasional zombie outbreak.
2) Aim for the Eyes - It started out as a normal day for Bri and Liz. Liz had marked her calendar for the new Demonica shipment at the local comic book store, and she won't go alone. She and Bri arrive, and get the comics... only to find a zombie behind the counter. Their antics continue while they fight the undead, stopping through a home improvement store and a liquor store, armed with nail guns while riding a modified forklift. With some luck, they might just survive.
3) Forbidden - Caleb is the second in a vampire coven. Jacinta is the second in a werewolf clan. When Caleb saves her life, the rest of her clan accuses him of doing the damage in the first place. After he's released, the two just can't seem to stop seeing each other just about everywhere. The alpha of the clan forbids it, while the coven leader and Caleb's mistress says that he just needs to get laid. Will Caleb get over his presumed-dead lover and see Jacinta as a new possibility? Or will he be killed in the process?
4) Demon's Whore - When Rebecca fell in love with the wounded Damien, she didn't know what he was. Damien told her that it would never work, tossing her aside like a used doll. He returns several years later to find her married, but with no children. Does she still have a flame for him, or has he come back for her in vain?
5) The Last Living Souls - A narrative and emotive piece about two people that live across the street from each other. After the end of the world, they resurface to find that they're the last ones around. Stuck on the roofs of their homes for God knows how long, they battle hunger, pain, loneliness, boredom, and insanity with everything they have. Will they ever be released or will the unending moans finally get to their heads?
6) Kids with Guns - A pair of street-smart twins with one hell of a mischievous streak torment their babysitter with cabbage kickball, water balloons, bebe guns, and an unnerving knowledge of things that no kids should know about. They surprise the babysitter with intelligent conversations, if they're in the right mood. Usually that mood involves a plan to lull her into a false sense of security before slamming something gooey into her face.
7) The Remeno Tales - There are 12 Remeno children still living, and their stories are worth telling. As soon as one ends, another one begins. Most are darkly humorous, with gang activity, drugs, prostitution, a wifebeater, war, prejudice, fighting, and other such activities. Not for the faint-of-heart.
8) Sunny Days - A light-hearted comic about a summer camp that never seems to end. Between the radioactive lake, a Vietnam veteran for a riflery teacher, a guy that looks suspiciously like an elf for the archery teacher, a legally insane arts and crafts teacher, camp food, awkward camper questions, budding underage romances, and Robert stealing Lana's stuffed animals all the time, the camp promises to show a good time.
9) Between Here and Oblivion - My newest idea. With technology progressing the way it is, we'll eventually figure out a way to get rid of trash with only the push of a button. However, what we don't know is that the button (instead of tearing apart the molecules of the trash) rips a hole into the Rift, a blank canvas between planets. After a government experiment involving the creation of a new race goes haywire, they toss aside the experiments just like they would a piece of trash. The experiments find a way out of the Rift, and onto a planet that looks like a mirror of Earth. They call it Oblivion, and they easily populate it within 100 years. They find a way back to the Rift, and then back onto Earth. They take only what they need, and they're quiet about it. Some of the experiments were left behind and escaped the government though, and those individuals are the best prize of all.

I just wanted to write all of those down... No stealing!! If I catch these up somewhere else, I'll flip out on you and get a lawyer. I'm serious. :twitch: Don't make me get my pit bull on yer butt!

-Dev