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EyeofGenesis	Posted: Apr 30 2010, 11:10 PM
Activity/Dismemberment Director Group: inGen Administration Posts: 3,584 Member No.: 1 Joined: 11-December 05	Welcome to the Caption Contest thread! Twice a month, I will post a picture from the Jurassic Park movies. It is then up to you to come up with the wittiest or best caption. You will have roughly seven days to submit as many entries as you desire, and then, the next seven days will be devoted to voting. The caption entry that receives the most votes will be posted, along with the picture, at the top of the board. Then, a new picture will be posted and we do it all over again. All caption contests will be held in this thread. That means I will not post a new thread for each new caption contest. It will occur in this thread only. Remember, you can vote for your own caption if you think it is the best of the bunch. Do not start voting though until I announce that it is time to vote! Caption Contest #1 May 1st - 15th Since The Lost World: Jurassic Park is turning thirteen this month, both screen grabs will be taken from the second movie in the JP trilogy.

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The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.

Rexy	Posted: May 1 2010, 08:16 PM
Park Technician Group: Park Visitor Posts: 1,485 Member No.: 81 Joined: 7-May 06	Woman: Oh my God! What is that! Captain: Its the Stay Pufft man! -------------------- The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people say you cannot do. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Everyone makes mistakes the trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they will do something incredibly stupid. I'll take you all on - optimus prime Lets get this movable feast underway! http://Chomper.dragonadopters.com/dragon_170782

eyesaurSy	Posted: May 2 2010, 12:25 AM
Head Gamekeeper Group: Park Visitor Posts: 2,674 Member No.: 56 Joined: 5-April 06	Deirdre: "I didn't realize that Nedry was on this island... or that this was a nude beach..." -------------------- "We always rush to change the world. Dinosaurs had to adapt and find a place in it. Their long existence suggests they did something right." -Jim Murphy Tory: [mixing explosive chemicals] Frank, why are you standing so far away? Frank Doyle: Because I want to live. Tory: I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close? [Adam and Jamie are standing in awe in front of jet powered dragster capable of reaching 300+mph] Adam: This thing is beautiful.[laughs weakly] I think I'm gonna cry. -Mythbusters

EyeofGenesis	Posted: May 10 2010, 09:23 AM
Activity/Dismemberment Director Group: inGen Administration Posts: 3,584 Member No.: 1 Joined: 11-December 05	Okay, time to vote.

Tyrannosaurus Rex	Posted: May 10 2010, 10:14 AM
Dinosaur Enthusiast Group: Park Visitor Posts: 262 Member No.: 193 Joined: 17-December 06	I vote for Raptor's caption.

TRex	Posted: May 10 2010, 08:50 PM
Game Warden Group: Park Visitor Posts: 516 Member No.: 20 Joined: 26-January 06	I vote for eyesaurSy

eyesaurSy	Posted: May 10 2010, 08:55 PM
Head Gamekeeper Group: Park Visitor Posts: 2,674 Member No.: 56 Joined: 5-April 06	I vote for my own. -------------------- "We always rush to change the world. Dinosaurs had to adapt and find a place in it. Their long existence suggests they did something right." -Jim Murphy Tory: [mixing explosive chemicals] Frank, why are you standing so far away? Frank Doyle: Because I want to live. Tory: I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close? [Adam and Jamie are standing in awe in front of jet powered dragster capable of reaching 300+mph] Adam: This thing is beautiful.[laughs weakly] I think I'm gonna cry. -Mythbusters

EyeofGenesis	Posted: May 14 2010, 11:01 PM
Activity/Dismemberment Director Group: inGen Administration Posts: 3,584 Member No.: 1 Joined: 11-December 05	eyesaurSy claims victory for the first half of this month! Now for the second half of the month:

Tyrannosaurus Rex	Posted: May 15 2010, 12:33 AM
Dinosaur Enthusiast Group: Park Visitor Posts: 262 Member No.: 193 Joined: 17-December 06	"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of fresh prey, Be he alive, or be he dead I'll have his bones to grind in my teeth."

Rexy	Posted: May 15 2010, 09:28 AM
Park Technician Group: Park Visitor Posts: 1,485 Member No.: 81 Joined: 7-May 06	Rex: Which way did he go george? Which way did he go? -------------------- The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people say you cannot do. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Everyone makes mistakes the trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they will do something incredibly stupid. I'll take you all on - optimus prime Lets get this movable feast underway! http://Chomper.dragonadopters.com/dragon_170782

TRex	Posted: May 17 2010, 09:13 PM
Game Warden Group: Park Visitor Posts: 516 Member No.: 20 Joined: 26-January 06	Rex: "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family." Sarah and Kelly: "NOOOO!!!!! Anything but that!!!"

EyeofGenesis	Posted: May 22 2010, 04:05 PM
Activity/Dismemberment Director Group: inGen Administration Posts: 3,584 Member No.: 1 Joined: 11-December 05	Time to vote!

Tyrannosaurus Rex	Posted: May 22 2010, 06:04 PM
Dinosaur Enthusiast Group: Park Visitor Posts: 262 Member No.: 193 Joined: 17-December 06	I vote for TRex's caption.

Rexy	Posted: May 30 2010, 09:36 AM
Park Technician Group: Park Visitor Posts: 1,485 Member No.: 81 Joined: 7-May 06	TRex gets my vote, pure brilliance on his part -------------------- The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people say you cannot do. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Everyone makes mistakes the trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they will do something incredibly stupid. I'll take you all on - optimus prime Lets get this movable feast underway! http://Chomper.dragonadopters.com/dragon_170782

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