Welcome to Wellington Academy for the Exceptionally Gifted. At least, that is what it said on your pamplet, isn't? Well, now that you are away from prying eyes, we can tell you the real reason you are here. This school is not what it appears to be: a prestigious, pompous boarding school for the forever unlaid. This school is a state of the art, no-holds-barred, super hush-hush academy for future spies. That's right. You were singled out because one of the worlds finest minds saw fit that you be trained... yes. To kill. Among other things. Let us just say now that we hope you enjoy your stay and urge you to learn everything you can. If you don't, it might be your last mistake. One last thing, before we let you get acquainted with your new home--this school is not for fun, not for pretend. It is serious business and the Headmaster is of the no nonsense kind. You may go now. Have a great day, and welcome to Wellington Spy Academy.
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