because i'm
DEAN WINCHESTER
bitch.
“I don’t like to brag or anything, but I’m kind of awesome. Any man who went to Hell and back has to be, right? I’m thinking that I don’t really need to yap about myself too much seeing as I’m infamous and all. It’s a pretty sweet gig, gotta tell ya; never have to introduce yourself. Saves me a lot of time.”
“Friend? You mean like friends with benefits, or do you mean like… lay my head on your shoulder while I cry listening to Sarah McLachlan? If it’s the former then, HELL YES! I’d like lots! If it’s the later… uh… no thanks, Sam starts more than enough chick flick moments for me. Uh… anyway, friends… yeah… hunters (?) some random civies (?) Whatever, I’m a friendly guy!”
“Enemies? I prefer to think of them as things that will soon be back in Hell where they belong. I’m sure I’ve got more than a few of the unfriendlies out for my blood, spend enough time hunting the sons of bitches down and you’re bound to make a few creepy crawlies unhappy.”
“Did someone say, SEXYTIME?!?!?”
Okay, so we all know that Dean-o here is a bit of a man slut promiscuous so it’s no secret that he’ll be looking to get some whenever from whomever… well not just anyone… if you’re an unfriendly aka a demon/witch/random supernatural being then this doesn’t really apply to you. And to let you in on a little secret: Dean’s got the capacity to truly care for Anna. (Yes, I’m an Anna/Dean shipper) She’s the one person that truly accepts what he did in Hell and doesn’t think worse of him for it. That’s the kind of girl that in my opinion Dean needs. Plus… if Sam’s doin’ it with a Demon it makes lot’s of sense that Dean would be bangin’ an Angel.
“Damsels in Distress? Yup, need some of those...Or ya know… Master’s in Distress… but Damsels are better looking.”
and remember
ZEPPLIN' RULES!
sonofaBITCH!, plot with me!
