> From A Galaxy Far, Far Away, Reposting from the IJ

[The Whacko]

Well, now you know why people call me the whacko, I can come up with some pretty crazy ideas. If you're a fan of Star Wars and Inuyasha, this my friends is a fic for you. Now, lets begin the maddness, shall we?

I own nothing by the way.


Prologue.


A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)


The Star Destroyer Zeebrug cruised silently through the outer-rim space, casting an ominous shadow across the countless smaller ships along-side it. The hulking metal behemoth had been deployed on a top-secret mission from Emporer Palpatine himself. The Sith Lord had sensed a great disturbance in the force, originating on a small, uninhabited planet known as Feros. On the bridge stood two figures, both cloaked in robes darker than the space that surrounded the ship. These were the agents Palpatine had sent to watch over the expedition; Darth Trucido and Darth Venator. Trucido was a towering Quarren, his squid-like head painted red and black, common amoung the sith. Venator was a small, diminutive Rodian, with his skin also painted red. Both were emmensly powerful in the dark side, though not as strong as Darth Vader. An imperial officer stepped forward, snapping a salute as he spoke with a shakey voice.

"S..Sir, we're aproaching the planet, s..shall I have your shuttle ready?" he asked. Venator turned to the terrified officer.

"Prepare the shuttle for depature, and inform NT-311 and RK-327 to prepare their sqauds for landing as well, we cannot afford any mistakes on this mission." The officer nodded, saluting once again.

"Y..yes sir." With that the officer left the bridge. Trucido looked scoffed, looking in the direction the officer had left.

"We should have disposed of that nervous wreck on Naboo." Venator chuckled.

"True, though I do not think the Emporer would be pleased if we were to do so." the Rodian sith replied, then began to leave for the hanger. Trucido followed, mumbling about ways of klilling the officer. The sith warriors soon arived in the hanger, where a Lambada-class shuttle was awaiting for them, along with two other landing craft, both filled with storm troopers. Within minutes, the shutles launched from the hanger and made their way to the planet's surface.

It was a long flight before the Imperial expedition party reached the source of the disturbance. The landing craft carrying the storm trooper squads touched down half a kilometer from the target destination. The siths' shuttle soon followed, and after a long and difficult treck through the mountainous terrain, the party reached their goal. They were astonished by what they saw. It was a portal, appearing like a cloud of pinkish, swirling smoke, nearly as large as the shuttles they had arived in. Trucido and Venator aproached the portal, attempting to use the force to see what lay on the other side.

"Well, well, a portal to another dimension, this is most intresting..." Venator said softly.

"The Emporer will be most pleased to hear of this." Trucido exclaimed. Venator motioned for the storm troopers to enter the portal. They obeyed without question, and passed through the swirling pink portal in less than a minute.

"Come, my friend, it is time to claim a new world for the Galactic Empire." Venator said to Trucido. With that, the sith warriors entered the portal.


Well, what'd ya think? Like it, hate it? Tell me!

Side Notes:

Trucido= Slay in Latin

Venator = Hunter in Latin.

[The Whacko]

Chapter 1: First Contact


The Imperial expedition looked in awe at the world they had just entered. It was a lsuh, green land with countless trees. The moon above them was in the shape of a crecent, the night sky lite with billions of stars. The storm trooper commanders Nt-311 and RK-327 barked orders at their squads, specificly to establish a base camp and establish communications with the Zeebrug. All this took place within 20 minutes. The Sith agents Venator and Trucido looked to the forrests, sensing a life-form aproaching quickly.

"Sergeant, prepare your troops for attack." Trucido ordered NT-311. The storm trooper nodded, and gestured from his men to get into firing positions. No sooner had they done this then a hulking red beast lunged out from the forrest. The storm troopers opened fire on the creature, peppering it with blaster fire from their E-11 and T-21 rifles. The beast quickly fell to this barrage, but not before it mauled a low-ranking trooper, designated DE-161. While two other troopers hastely rushed to their comrade carrying bags of bacta vials, Venator and Trucido examined the fallen creature.

"I sensed the Dark Side in this one, though it was incredebly weak." Venator said softly. Trucido scoffed, spitting at the dead beast.

"If this is the best this world has to offer, we will rule this land within days..."



Inuyasha and company meanwhile were staying at an inn not far from the Imperial camp. Inuyasha, with his keen, sense of smell, detected fresh blood, human and demon.

"Feh, smells like someone's gone and pissed off the demons..." he said as he stood up, picking tessaiga off the ground. Shippo and Kagome were both asleep, the former curled up next to the young schoolgirl. Sango, Kirara and Miroku followed the hanyou, careful not wake their sleeping comrades. The three teenagers aproached the source of the smell. They saw two dozen figures wearing shiny white armor over black body-suits. Their faces were concealed by intimidating helmets. There were also two other figures in black robes. The first could only be described as a human mixed with a squid, while the second could be described as incsect-like. They could also see as dead demon, covered in what looked like small burn marks.

"Who are the hell are those guys supposed to be?" Inuyasha asked his friends. Both of them shrugged.

"I don't know, but I think it would be best if we give them a with berth..." Sango said quietly. Miroku nodded in agreement.

"I think you're right, Sango. If they were able to slay that demon, it would be best not to do anything to anger them." he said as his hand slowly made their way to Sango's...you know.

"Don't even think about it, Miroku."


Venator looked to the trees, sensing more life-forms. Using his force sense, he could make out three beings, two men and a woman. He tapped Trucido lightly on the shoulder.

"It seems we have more guests..."

[The Whacko]

Chapter 2: On The Run


Inuyasha cursed under his breath. The strangers had spotted them.

"We gotta get outta here...now." he said to his friends. As they all stood to run back to the in, they could hear the squid-faced being shouting orders at the white-clad soldiers. The hanyou, monk and the demon-slayer and her cat ran into the forrest, praying they wouldn't be pursued. Their prayers went unanswered.


RK-327 attempted to establish comunications with the Zeebrug, though it took a few minutes to find the correct frequencies.

"This is Sergeant RK-327, we've made contact with the locals, dispacthed one. Requesting scout troopers be deployed to the portal to pursue the others." There was a brief pause in the communication before an officer on the other end responded.

"Affermative, deploying scout troopers to the portal's location. We're also sending down construction teams to build an energy amplifier around the portal, we need to increase it's size if we wish to send in heavy armor."

"Roger that, RK-327 out." the sergeant said before cutting off the communication. Venator and Trucido looked into the direction they had sensed the beings.

"I sensed much power within those locals, far more than this bantha fodder." Venator muttered, gesturing to the lifeless demon. Trucido laughed softly.

"Perhaps we may find a true challange here after all." The Quarren shouted for NT-311 to aproach him. The sergeant snapped a salute before standing at ease before the Sith agents.

"The scout troopers will not arive before those locals escape, take your sqaud and pursue them. I want them brought back alive." NT-311 nodded, saluted again, and ordered his squad to venture into the woods.


Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku and Kirara ran as they could through the forrest. It wasn't long before the two humans were out of breath, stopping dead in their tracks to rest.

"What are you guys doing!? You wanna get caught by those...whatever those things were!?" Inuyasha shouted. Sango and Miroku shot the hanyou a annoyed glare.

"We need a moment to catch our breath, we don't have your stamina." Miroku said, the annoyance thick in speech. Suddenly they could hear foot steps, twigs crunching, and one man shouting orders to others. The teenagers were getting ready to start running again when they saw them. The white-clad soldiers.

"There they are, set for stun!" One of them shouted. The strange soldiers raised their weapons and fired at Inuyasha. The hanyou barely dodged the blasts of bright red energy. He reached for tessaiga, but was hit square in the chest by one of the blasts. Everything in his body seemed to go numb, unable to move in any way.

"What...the hell?" he mumbled before one of the soldiers aproached him.

"I got this one, get the others, the commanders want them ali..." He was interupted when the now giant cat demon Kirara tackled him to the ground. She growled at him, baring her teeth for all to see.

"Shoot that thing, shoot it! Shoot to kill!" The terrified trooper yelled to his squad. Kirara roared at the troopers before charging straighted at them. She was stopped in her tracks when she was hit in the leg and torso, sending her falling to ground, roaring in pain.

"Kirara!!" Sango shouted before running to her injured friend. The troopers aimed at Sango, their blasters once again set for stun. Sango glared at them, pure rage in her eyes.

"You bastards!!!" She yelled with frightening fury before she hurled the massive hiraikotsu at the squad. She watched as her weapon slashed two of them across the chest, sending them flying back and screaming in pain. The troopers were now completely terrified, steping backwards, their hands shaking uncontrolably as the tried to aim their rifles. Sango was prepairing to hurl hiraikotsu at them again before she felt an excruiating pain in her lower back. Behind her was the trooper Kirara had attacked. She could do nothing as the white armored soldier aproached her numbed frame and pull a pair of handcuffs from his belt.

"Don't you dare lay a hand on her!" Miroku shouted as he charged at the trooper, swinging his staff at the man's head, but to little avail. The monk soon felt a fist slam into his gutt, and another blow to his spine. It didn't sever the bone, but left him lying on the ground in terrible pain.

"Get these kids restrained, we need to get them back to base camp ASAP." The sergenat ordered.

"Hey bucket head, how about picking on someone your own size eh?" A voice uttered. The segreant looked in the direction of the voice, and saw a bright red blast of energy screaming towards him only seconds before it tore through his helmet and his world went black.

"Leia Organa sends her regards, Imperial poodo!"

[The Whacko]

Chapter 3: Rebel Intervention


The storm troopers looked to where the shot had come from. Three figures stood. A male human, female twi'lek and a male rodian. All wore brown/tan camoflauge trench coats and olive green pants. Rebel commandos. The imperials opened fire on these newcomers, sending them sprawling for cover. The rodian swung his DXR6 heavy carbine around and tookl aim at a storm trooper through the bushes. He held his breath and fired, then watched as the shot hit the trooper square in the chest, sending him flying backwards and hitting the ground hard. Two more troopers fell to blaster fire from the human and the twi'lek'. The Imperials knew they were outflanked. They continued firing at the rebels as they made their way back into the woods and back to their base camp. The rebel commandos slowly emerged from the trees, watching for any signs of more Imperials. They saw none. The human, their apparent leader, signaled for the twi'lek to examined the injured Kirara while he and the Rodian tended to Inuyasha and his friends.

"You ok kid? Those storm troopers did a helluva a job on your fury friend there." Inuyasha looked at the human with anger.

"Who you callin' kid?" he shot back at the newcomer. He appeared to be in his mid-twenties, had a thick gotee and wrap-around sunglasses. The human chuckled.

"I'll take that as a yes. The numbness'll pass in a few minutes. Name's Axl by the way. Those are Tyvark and Tia." he said, gesturing to the rodian and twi'lek.

"This thing needs bacta, now!" the Twi'lek, Tia, shouted at Axl. Axl tossed Tia a vial of the bright blue healing substance, who in turn injected it into the cat's body. Slowly the blaster burns began to fade, and Kirara's breathing relax. Soon she returned to her smaller, kitten-sized state. Tia couldn't help but smile.

"Heh, this thing's kinda cute." she said softly, gently petting the exausted Kirara. Tyvark supported Sango, who was still monstly numb, and helped her walk to the cat demon.

"Thank you, so much." Sango said, panting for breath. Tvyark and Tia smiled.

"Just do what we can to help." Tia said before she walked over to Miroku to help him up.

"Now lets get out of here before more of the bucket heads show up..."

[The Whacko]

Chapter 4: History Lessons




Axl, Tia and Tyvark supported Inuyasha and his friends as the slowly made their way to the inn. Axl sighed with relief when he saw the small dweling, the light of a fire could be seen from the windows. The rebels made their way to the front door, Tia stopped when she felt a hand on her rear.

"Touch my ass again and you'll loose that hand, got it?" she said, pulling a vibroblade knife from her belt. Miroku quickly pulled his hand back.

"Sango never threatened me like that..." He thought to himself. Inuyasha couldn't help but laugh.

"What the matter monk, afraid of a little knife?" he said between laughs. Sango just sighed, craddeling the sleeping Kirara in her right arm. Tyvark opened the door, and to his suprise the inn keeper jumped back, scrabbling on the floor in fear.

"Demon, demon!" she shouted, reaching for a meat cleaver. Tyvark was puzzled.

"The hell is a demon?" he asked, being unfamiliar with this world. At this the inn keeper stoped, her breathing slowing down a bit.

"You're...not a demon?" she asked, her voice still shakey. Tvyark nodded.

"Whats the matter, never seen a Rodian before?" he said. Axl stepped in front of the green-skinned inscect-like alien.

"Listen, we got injured people here, we need some space." The inn keeper nodded, slowly standing up and gesturing to an empty room to the right. Axl thanked her, and the rebels helped the injured teens to the room.

"Hey, whats all the comotion about?" a female voice said. Axl and the others turned to see a black-hairy, young woman in a white shirt and green skirt. She stopped in her tracks and gasped when she saw the rebels supporting her friends.

"What happened, who are you guys?" she shouted as she rushed over to Inuyasha and the others.

"Calm down, they're just stunned, nothing too serious. Well, except for the cat, she needs some treatment, the bacta we gave her isn't enough for the wounds shes got."

20 minutes later...


After introductions had been exchanged and Kirara's wounds had been tended to, Axl, Tia and Tyvark sat on the floor with Inuyasha's friends.

"So, where did you guys come from?" Kagome asked, Shippo asleep next to her. Axl took a deep breath, preparing for a long story.

"Alright, to put it bluntly, we'e from an alternate dimension." Kagome gasped, taken aback by the explaination.

"Another dimension, but thats only supposed to be in sci-fi movies, right?" she said. Axl shrugged.

"Dunno what a sci-fi movie is, but its the truth. Ok, heres the deal, in our dimension, there are hundreds of planets, and of course, hundreds of species in every corner of our galaxy. Well, there was a government, The Galactic Republic, it was around for thousands of years, well, until about 20 years ago. It was the end of the Clone Wars, a war that ravaged the whole damn galaxy, when the supreme chancilor, Palpatine, turned on the people that had sworn to protect the Republic, the Jedi."

"Jedi?" Inuyasha inturupted. Everyone in the room shot him an annoyed look.

"Its rude to inturpt another person's story..." Sango said. Axl sighed.

"The Jedi were an order of knights, keepers of the peace in the Republic. Palpatine was a Sith, the sworn enemies of the Jedi, that had been planning to take over the galaxy for years. When the Clone Wars came to an end, he sent out an order for the Republic clones to kill off their Jedi commanders. Since they were bred to follow his orders, they obeyed him without question. Nearly every Jedi was killed, only a few dozen survived. Well, after that, he disolved the Republic and formed the Galactic Empire. Ever since he's ruled the galaxy with an iron fist, killing off anyone that resisted. We're part of the Rebel Alliance, a group dedicated to fighting the Empire any chance we get. Our commanding officer, Luke Skywalker, a jedi in training, sensed a disturbance in the Force. Now, I don't know much about Jedi philosephy, but what I've heard the Force is what gives a Jedi his power, flows through all living things. Anyway, we were sent to check it out, bt by the time we got their the Imperials had already shown up. We went through the portal, and found their camp. We had to sneck behind the crates, then we headed for the woods when the coast was clear. Thats when we saw you guys fighting the storm troopers." The room was silent, the teenagers taking a moment to take in this information.

"Thats quiet a story, Axl was it? This Empire sounds like a terrible group." Miroku said. Inuyasha 'fehed' and learned back to the wall.

"Yeah, sounds real nasty." the hanyou said.




Trucido and Venator watched with satisfaction as AT-ST walkers and stormtroopers marched through the portal in columns, the energy amplifier on the other side must have been completed. Soon it would be large enough to send in heavy armor, then the invasion would truely begin.

"This will be a day long remembered..." Venator uttered, smiling as more and more Imperial troops poured through.

[The Whacko]

Chapter 5: Assault on The Inn



The room in which Inuyasha and Axl's groups stayed was silent, save the whispers of Tyvark and Sango, who were charged with the first watch, in chase the Imperials came.

"So, Tyvark, what are your people like?" Sango inquired softly, not wanting awaken her friends. Tyvark seemed to be uncomfortable with this question, and reluctantly he answered.

"We're hunters by nature, so a lot of my people see bounty hunters as heroes. I can't say I do." he was definiatly uncomfortable answering this question. Sango could see this, and was imediatly a bit ashamed.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know this was a touchy subject." she apologised. Tvyark slowly raised his head to look at her.

"There's more..." he said nervously.

"If your not comfortable..." Sango said, not wanting to upset the Rodian.

"No..no, its fine." He took a deep breath before continuing.

"In our early years...we drove most of the predators on our planet to extinction. We need to fuel our damn bloodlust, we needed to hunt. So we..." he took another breath, and then seemed to lower his head in shame.

"...took to hunting each other." he said with great shame at his species' barbaric history. At this Sango gasped softly, covering her mouth with her hands.

"Thats...horrible." she mumbled, stunned by Tyvark's words.

"You probably think I'm some kind of savage barbarian, everyone thinks that of my kind." Tyvark said, his head still hung low. Sango lowered her hands, and smiled softly.

"You're not like that, I can see that. You're a good man, don't feel so ashamed, you didn't do anything like that." she atempted to comfort him. Tyvark cheered up a bit.

"Thanks, its just...so many of my people are crooks, thugs working for the crime lords, it makes me feel so asha..." he stopped abruptly.

"What was that?" Tyvark said, reaching for his blaster. Sango had heard the noise too, what sounded like marching, and a strange, mechanical thud. Tyvark moved to Axl and Tia and shook them awake, Sango doing the same with Inuyasha and the others.

"Eh, what is it Ty?" Axl said groggily.

"I think we got Imperials, stormtroopers and walkers I think." Axl cursded under his breath, the grabbed his blaster and ran with the others outside the inn, the innkeeper cowering in the corner. When the two groups were outside, they could see the Imperial force. Two platoons of stormtroopers and an AT-ST walker were rapidly aproaching the small building. Both Tyvark and Tia cursed.

"No way we can take out that walker, we don't have a damn rocket launcher." almost immediatly after Tia had said this, the AT-ST opened fire. It missed them by mere meters, blasting a chunk of the inn to splintered wooden fragments. The stormtroopers soon began firing as well, blaster bolts peppering the partialy collapsed building. Axl brought his DL44 blaster pistol around and fired, killing a stormtrooper. Tyvark and Tia did the same, leaving two more stormtroopers lying lifelessly on the ground. Sango and Inuyasha meanwhile had charged the Imperials. Sango hurled hiraikotsu at the platoon on the right, killing three troopers outright. Inuyasha on the other hand was charging at the AT-ST, tessaiga drawn and ready to strike. He dodged the walker's blasts and raised his blade shouting at the top of his lounges.

"Wind Scar!" the devestating attack struck the walker dead-center, but to Inuyasha's shock, it only stumbled back and immediatly fired at him once more.

"What!? That should have obliterated it!" he shouted, barely dodging the explosive laser blast.

"Your blade ain't gonna do much against durasteel kid, let me handle this" Axl said before running past Inuyasha and towards the walker. He dodged to AT-ST's lasers, and scrambled up its leg and up towards the hatch. He then pulled on it with all his might, and after three great pulls, the hatch swung open. In a split second the rebel commando prepped a thermal detonator and tossed it into the cockpit. He could hear the drivers' panic screams as he jumped off and hit the ground hard. Axl looked up to see the 'head' of the walker explode in a briliant orange fireball before the rest of the vehicle tumbled to the ground. He began to burst out laughing while the other rebels and Inuyasha's friends cheered. Inuyasha himself though scoffed.

"Show-off. And if you call me kid again I'll gut ya." he threatened, though Axl seemed to ignore him completely. The stormtrooper platoons layed dead, the teenagers and rebels sustaining only minor injuries. They'd beaten the Imperials, for now.

[The Whacko]

Chapter 6: Agents of The Dark Side




Trucido and Venator scowled with discontent as the Imperial officer that had planned the attack on the inn fell to his knees gasping for air. Venator casualy used the force to slowly strangle the officer until the gasping stopped and the man's body was completely still.

"He was a fool and an imbacile. Well, as the saying goes, if you want a job done right, you must do it yourself." With that the Sith agents made their way to the inn, ready to destroy the locals with all the power of the Dark Side.



Inuyasha mumbled various profanities under his breath as he walked back into the partialy destroyed inn.

" I don't get it, the Wind Scar should have obliterated that thing! he shouted mentaly. As he examined Tessaiga (or tetsusaiga, seen it spelled both ways), he noticed something that startled him. A crack. Then he remembered the events of the previous day. The Tessaiga had been damaged in the last battle with Naraku, and he had completely forgoten about it.

Stupid, stupid, stupid! How could you forget it was cracked!? he berated himself in his mind. Totosai's home was a three day walk away, there was no way they could reach it before the Imperials attacked again. As he cursed himself for his forgetfulness, he picked up a strange scent, like the one he was smelled at the Imperial camp. The scent that came from the black-cloaked figures. And sure enough, when he turned toward the direction of the smell, the ominous figures stood not 5 meters away.

"Ah, so these are the meddlers, I was expecting them to be a bit older. No matter, you will be disposed off all the same." Venator said as he and Trucido reached for their lightsabers. With the press of a button red glowing beams of energy shot from the hilts, and the Sith agents moved into fighting stances. Inuyasha spat and brought Tessaiga to a fighting position. Trucido stopped for a moment, and seemed to grin.

"The force is strong with this one..."

"Blabber on all ya want, I'll take ya both down right here!" the Hanyou shouted, charging at the Sith. They two figures dodged the attack with seemingly no effort. Tessaiga struck the ground between the Sith. Venator scoffed and brought his lightsaber around. Inuyasha watched in horror as the humming blade of engery sliced through Tessaiga as if it were butter. Then Venator raised his hand and some unseen force sent Inuyasha flying backwards into a nearby tree. Slowly and painfully Inuyasha rose to see Trucido charging straight at him, and rolled out of the way seconds before the Quarrren's lightsaber cutt through the tree, leaving a searing orange burn in the bark. Inuyasha scrammbled back. He'd never been this terrified, even when fighting Sesshomaru.

"All too easy, this weakling is a waste of our time." Trucido uttered, raising his lightsaber above his head to stab down into the Hanyou's heart.

"Hiraikotsu!" a female voice shouted. Trucido turned to see a massive boomberang flying towards him. The Sith called upon the force to stop this object before it reached him. It stopped milimeters from his face before Trucido sent it flying back to it's owner. Sango caught it as it flew at her, grunting and sliding back a few meters. She glared at the squid-like being.

"Who are you?" she demanded as the rest of the group arived on the scene. Trucido and Venator chuckled.

"Of course, where are our manners? I am Darth Venator, and this is my associate, Darth Trucido. We are agents of the Sith, and the leaders of this little Imperial expedition." The Rodian responded, turning to face Sango and the others. He smirked when he saw Tyvark.

"Ah, Tyvark, its been some time. Tell me, how is that younger sister of yours?" he asked mockingly. Tyvark scowled, raising his carbine.

"She's dead because of you, bantha poodoo. You're a disgrace to our people!" Tyvark shouted as he fired several shots at Venator. The Sith laughed as he deflected the shots straight back at Tyvark, who fell to the ground yelling in pain and cursing Venator. Tia rushed to her childhoon friend, bacta vials in hand. Meanwhile Axl and Kagome launched their own ranged attacks against the Sith agents, arrows and blaster fire screaching towards them. This met with disaterous results, the arrows cutt to peices in mid-air and the blaster fire deflected. Venator returned his attention to Inuyasha. The hanyou scrammbled up, and though he was terrified, got into a fighting stance. This did not last very long, as he suddenly felt his throat being constricted, as if some ghostly force was strangling him. Slowly he rose off the ground, gasping for air. Venator only contiued to use his force grip, tightening it every second. Soon Inuyasha would be dead, and his friends would follow.

"This is RK-327, do you copy?" a stormtrooper's voice said over Venator's comm. He sighed, and responded as he continued to strangle Inuyasha.

"I copy, trooper. what is it?" Venator asked impatiently.

"Sir, orders just came in from Lord Vader himself. He wants you back at the portal ASAP. He has special intructions for you." the stromtrooper replied. Venator cursed under his breath, and reluctantly dropped Inuyasha to the ground.

"You live to fight another day, weakling. We will continue this in the future. Come Trucido, Vader himself has requested our presience." Trucido cursed as well. With that the Sith agents left the gasping Inuyasha and his friends in the clearing and made their way back to camp.

[The Whacko]

Chapter 7: On the Move



After Inuyasha, Axl and the others had recovered from the Trucido and Venator's attack, they made their way to Totosai's home. Inuyasha was still a bit shaken up and frightened by his enocounter with the Sith agents.

"How much longer until we get there?" Shippo complained. Sango sighed, looking back at the young Kitsune sitting on Kagome's shoulder.

"Its a three day walk, Shippo. You'll just have to be patient." As she said this, she noticed Tyvark was moving with a limp. Being the kind-hearted person she is, Sango walked over the Rodian commando.

"Need help, Tyvark?" she asked, smiling at him. Tyvark smiled back, declining the offer.

"Its fine, just have to walk it off." It was only seconds after he said this that he groan, pain shooting up through his leg. Sango saw this and aproached him again, only this time she immediatly grabbed his arm to help support him.

"Thanks..." Tyvark said akwardly. Sango only smiled as the group kept moving forward. And all this time Miroku was watching the pair. Something in his mind troubled him when he saw those two together, something that had never worried him before. Jealousy.

'He'd better not try anything...' The monk thought to himself. Four hours passed when the group had decided to set camp for the night. They were still a long way from Totosai, and they would have to rise early if they could even hope to reach him within three days. The group was gathered around a fire in the middle of thier camp. Axl looked up to the injured Tyvark.

"You never said you knew Venator, care to explain why you kept that from us?" Axl asked, cleaning his blaster as he asked the question. Tyvark sighed, and took a deep breath, preparing to share yet another story.

"I never thought it was important for you guys to know. You and Tia both know I was from one of the peaceful Rodian clans, well I never told you what happened to them. It was when I was 6, about 2 years before I met you,I was working in the fields when I saw a squad of stormtroopers coming toward our settlement. There was another Rodian with them, had this black robe on, don't need to give you two guesses who it was. Anyway, they said our land had high-strategic value, and that we were to vacate the area. My sister told them to go space themselves, my parents were long gone, she was the only family I had left. The rest of the clan wouldn't budged either. Thats when the stormtroopers opened fire on them." Tyvark stoped for a moment, placing his head in this hands.

"We didn't have any weapons, none of us. Hell the only one in the whole clan that knew how to fight was my sister, and she tried to punch Venator. He...slashed her across the chest, and she fell back. I dragged her away from the settlement, nobody else made it out. I could see the smoke just rising and rising, the others were screaming so loud while those scum killed them all. I dragged her on for maybe two miles, into this cave. I treated her wounds as best I could, but it wasn't enough. She...died the next morning. After I buried her, I wandered out in the forrest for a few days, ended up living there for 2 years. Thats when Tia's dad found me and took me in." As he finished, he weeped silently, the horrible memories flowing through his mind, images of his clan being slaughtered flashed before him. Sango was completely shocked by this story. She'd gone through the exact kind of pain he had, they'd both lost the only family they had. The others were silent, until Axl spoke up.

"Thats quiet a story, Tyvark, I'm sorry for your loss. We'll make Venator all those Imperial poodoo pay, I swear. But for now, we need to get some rest. I'll see you all in the morning." with that he climbed into his tent, Tia soon following him. Within minutes the others were all in their tents, resting for the long journey ahead of them.

[The Whacko]

Chapter 8: Rude Awakenings




Axl and Tia shot up from their mats when they heard the explosion outside the camp. The two rebel commados scrambled out of bed and reached for their gear before running outside. The others in the group had done the same. Axl shouted countless profanities as he saw what was in front of him. Little more than 200 meters away was a hulking, 4-legged metal behemoth that towered over everything in the area.

"AT-AT!! There's no way we can take that thing down, run for it!!!!" Axl shouted, scrambling away. Everyone else realized fighting it would be suicidal, the the group ran as fast as their legs could carry them. They barely dogged the highly expolsive laser blasts the AT-AT fired, leaving small craters in the earth behind them. Kirara tranformed into her larger form, motioning for her master to climb onto her back. Sango did so, as did Miroku and Tyvark. Inuyasha carried Kagome and Shippo on his back, while Tia and Axl ran on foot. Axl dared to look back, and saw that the walker was gaining on them quickly. It was then that he remember the words of his drill sergeant.

"If you see an AT-AT, it doesn't matter if you've got the battle won, surender. And for cryin' out loud, don't try to retreat, you can't outrun an AT-AT." Unfortunatly, surrender was not an option, so retreat was the only chance they had. Another shot hit the ground just behind Tia, sending the Twi'lek flying into the air and hitting the ground hard. She cursed when she felt that her left leg had ben broken. Axl stopped in his track and ran to his comrade.

"A good commander never leaves a soldier behind." he said to her as he lift Tia over his back and ran as fast as he could. He sighed with relief when he saw the entrance to a large forest.

"Everyone head for the forest, the walker can't follow us in there!" Axl shouted, booking it for the tree-line. The group reached the forest just as the AT-AT fired one last series of blasts at them, sending Kirara sprawling into the trees. Sango, Miroku and Tyvark groaned as the slowly rose, the demon slayer rushing to Kirara's side.

"Oh Kirara, are you alright?" she asked, picking up the now small cat, who simply meowed, cringing in pain. Sango could see that Kirara's leg was injured, and she scooped the cat into her arms.

"Come on, we need to keep going.." Inuyasha said, letting Kagome and Shippo down and moving ahead of the group. The rather motely crew of a group sighed and followed the hanyou. They proggressed through the forrest for a good 2 hours before Inuyasha stopped dead in his tracks. An all-too familiar scent filled the air, and was getting closer. Kagome aproached Inuyasha, worried as to why he stopped.

"What is it, what do you smell?: the schoolgirl asked. Inuyasha mearly scowled.

"Naraku..."

[The Whacko]

Chapter 9: The Joining of Two Evils




Naraku soared high above the forrest where Inuyasha and the others wandered. The demon lord's spies had told him of a new invading force that was rapidly spreading throughout the land. Naraku, intriged by this story, decided to investigate the source of this new calamity, hoping he could bring it under his will. As he passed the edge of the forest, he saw the great metal behemoth that was the AT-AT walker. He smiled when he saw the mechanical giant.

These invaders certaintly have some interesting weaponry... Naraku thought to himself. He continued south, stoping only when he spotted what appeared to be a large camp. White-armored soldiers and mechanical giants like the one he had seen at the forest's edge were pouring from a swirling vortex of pink energy. Narauku couldn't help from smirking at this. These newcomers were on the warpath. Feeling confident, he decended into the camp. Immediatly the armored troops brought their weapons up, aiming at the demon lord.

"Hold your fire, men..." an ominous voice said. So ominus in fact that even Naraku felt a chil go up his spine upon hearing it. Two black-clad figures, both appearing as demons to Naraku aproached him.

"The dark side is strong in this one..." Venator said, examining this seemingly human creature. Trucido merely circled Naraku, ready to cutt him down should he turn hostile.

"I see you are not of this world, newcomer. From what I have seen here, you seek to conqour this world." Naraku chuckled.

"An unwise decision, for soon this world will belong to me." he said. Both Trucido and Venator laughed at this.

"This is either very brave or very stupid." Trucido said, hand placed closed to his lightsaber. Venator continuted chuckling.

"Do not be so quick to cutt him down, my friend. I believe this one could be of use to us." he said. Naraku scowled at Venator.

"I serve no one." he said, malice thick in his voice. Venator merely smirked.

"My apologies, my good man. We seek to bring this world under the command of the Galactic Empire, the ruling force in our dimension. Perhaps an agreement can be made..." Venator said. At this Naraku raised and eyebrow.

"What sort of agreement would that be?" he asked, still untrusting of this new invader. Venator grinned wickedly.

"I have heard from my scouts that many of this worlds inhabitants seek of a precious objects, these shards of the shikon jewel. Should you agree to aid the Empire in our conquest, not only would you be given any jewel shards we recover, but you would also be apointed as regional governer of this world...." Venator said. Naraku thought for a moment, grinning evilly.

"It is a most generous offer, it shall be agreed apon." Venator smiled with satisfaction.

"Good, good. Muster any you have under your command, there is a long day of battle ahead of us." Venator uttered before turning away.

"Oh, and if I may ask, what is the name of the Emporer's newest ally?" The demon lord chuckled.

"You may call me...Naraku."

[Bullet.]

OH. MY. GOD.

I just started laughing so freaking hard on chapter three [or was it four?], and my dad barged in, screaming something about it being past midnight.

That's hysterical. Add more, please. :]

[Jostanos]

Whacko, it has nearly a year since the last time you updated "From a Galaxy Far far away" and I, and perhaps a few more of your readers are wondering if you are going to continue soon?

This is too good a story to keep in cliffy mode, amigo.

Please do not keep us in suspence.

*bows* Thank you for your time and patience.