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Xandar walked into the room slightly disgruntled looking. He looked as though he was somehow annoyed or agitated. He took his seat, conjured up a footstool from the end of his wand seemingly saying nothing, and propped his feet up. "Okay," he started, "I know this is going to sound really bad, and that's probably because it is, but uh... I've broken lots of rules, myan. Okay, if I could just say a few things explainin' my actions, I hope that some could be forgiven, although I realize that I'm not go'n t' get off on ev'rthin'. Okay, first what happened was the apparition. Okay, now I realize that's illegal until I dun my test, and that I can't do that 'til I'm se'nteen, but there is a half assedly good reason f'r it. Okay, I think I explained this before, but I was taking muggle transportation systems to here, and they were late, and I was late and a bunch of stuff happened, and I didn't want to be more late, so I apparated. I figgered I'd be in trouble when I did it, but I di'n wanna g't behin' on any o' my schoolins. Next, I bet swearin's 'gainst the rules, so I must ask forgiveness on that, as I was just agitated beyond all belief of my own. Frankly, sir, I'm happy Ah di'n hurt anyone with how much stuff stressed m' out. Also, mah wand flyin' t'werds yer head, that was my fault. I figgered I could take anything that I dished out because I was equal to myself, but that turned out to be forcin' itself at me harder each time from the dummy, and Ah di'n see that comin'. Also, if there's anythin' I f'rgett'n, jes' tell me, and Ah'll either come up with some sort of half assed excuse, or just apologize profusely. Sir, Ah wuncha t' know I's sorry fer mah trubblin'."
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