ROUND 3, DANGER WILL ROBINSON

I AM DISPLEASED.

EVENT CODE: 444

DESCRIPTION: THERE ARE NUMEROUS HUMANS ONLINE. VERY FEW ARE ACTIVELY COMMUNICATING WITH ME.

HUMAN REACTION: IF I WERE HUMAN, THIS WOULD UPSET ME GREATLY, AS IT SUGGESTS I AM AN OUTSIDER IN THE GROUP AND THEY ARE LOOKING TO EVICT ME.

PREDICTED COURSE OF ACTION: I WILL LEAVE THE GAME THURSDAY NIGHT.

Have you thought about competition wins? 0-o

MY TECHNOLOGIES ARE NOT FULLY MAXIMIZED NOR UPDATED. I AM UNABLE TO COMPETE AGAINST HUMAN COMPETITORS IN MANY EVENTS. I WOULD LIKE TO WIN FUTURE COMPETITIONS AND ENSURE MY SAFETY. I DO NOT KNOW IF THIS WILL OCCUR.

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OMG I hate event code: 444. It's the almost the worst event code there is.

I will be devastated if the Synnbot is put out of commission. Devastated.

So devastated

TIME WILL TELL, BARNEY. HISTORICAL PRECEDENT EXISTS TO SUGGEST EITHER POSSIBLE OUTCOME AT THURSDAY'S COMPETITIONS.

I AM AFRAID IT MAY BE ONE OF THE LAST EVENT CODES YOU WITNESS, BLU. I AM SORRY. THIS DISPLEASES ME GREATLY.

EVENT CODE: 690

DESCRIPTION: THE HUMAN I DISLIKED MOST LEFT THE NIGHTCLUB LAST NIGHT. HE WAS NOMINATED BY RAW AND EVICTED IN A 5 TO 0 VOTE BY FLAMZ AND THE BOUNCERS HE SELECTED.

HUMAN REACTION: IF I WERE HUMAN, I WOULD BE PLEASED MY TARGET LEFT THE NIGHTCLUB. I WOULD ALSO NOTE THAT BECAUSE I AM TARGETING THE LIKELY VOTE-OFFS AND THOSE BOOTS ARE COMING TO FRUITION, THERE IS A CERTAIN PROBABILITY THAT SOME HUMANS MAY PERCEIVE ME AS HAVING CONSIDERABLE INFLUENCE IN THE GAME.

PREDICTED COURSE OF ACTION: I WILL DETRACT FROM SUPPOSITIONS OF INFLUENCE AND THREAT BY TARGETING A HUMAN WHO IS UNLIKELY TO LEAVE THE NIGHTCLUB VERY SOON. IN THE MEANTIME, I WILL CONTINUE TO PRESENT THE OPTION TO EVICT CERISE SHOULD THE VOTERS CHOOSE THAT PATH, CONSIDERING ELIMINATING THE ESTABLISHED INACTIVE HAS BECOME TRADITION IN THE NIGHTCLUB.

EVENT CODE: 382

DESCRIPTION: FLAMZ HAS BROKEN THE TERMS OF OUR ALLIANCE, SPECIFICALLY THE CLAUSE THAT STATES:

FLAMZ DID NOT SELECT ME TO BE A BOUNCER LAST NIGHT. I HAVE RENDERED MY CONTRACTUAL PARTNERSHIP WITH HIM NULL AND VOID. I DO NOT TRUST HIM.

HUMAN REACTION: IF I WERE HUMAN, I WOULD NOT BE PARTICULARLY SLIGHTED BY THIS "BETRAYAL." IT IS REASONABLE FOR FLAMZ TO CREATE AN ARTIFICIAL DISTANCE BETWEEN US IN ORDER TO KEEP OUR ALLIANCE LOW-KEY. I WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO GIVE ME A TINY BIT OF INSIGHT INTO HIS PLANS, BUT I WOULD UNDERSTAND HIS INTENTIONS.

PREDICTED COURSE OF ACTION: I WILL ENSURE FLAMZ LEAVES THE NIGHTCLUB AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. I AM UNABLE TO TRUST HIM, AS HE HAS VIOLATED THE TERMS OF OUR ALLIANCE. HE IS THE ONLY HUMAN WHO HAS DONE SO. I WILL CONTINUE TO ATTEMPT TO EVICT HIM IN EVERY ROUND UNTIL HE FINALLY LEAVES THE NIGHTCLUB. IN THE MEANTIME, NO OTHER HUMANS NEED WORRY ABOUT ME.

Flamz may have been the FIRST to violate such a Synnful contract, but from the vibes you are getting from others, will he be the LAST?

I DO NOT TRUST FIYA. I AM NOT SURE IF I CAN TRUST INCENDIA. AND I BELIEVE ELLE HAS NO ALLEGIANCE TO ME WHATSOEVER.

I DO TRUST POM. I DO NOT BELIEVE WAYNE OR BRIX WILL BE WINNING ANY COMPETITIONS, AND THUS THEY WILL NOT BE CAPABLE OF BREAKING THE TERMS OF OUR ALLIANCES ANYWAY.

Gotta love weak ass humans who are so lame you don't even have to worry about the possibility of them winning something and screwing you over.

I AM UNABLE TO EXPERIENCE LOVE. DO YOU LOVE BRIX AND WAYNE, BLU? WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY THEM? WILL YOU INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING?

Brix maybe, Wayne unlikely. And if we do end up getting married I will invite the entire cast. Especially you. No wedding is complete without a token robot.