Crap I haven't seen..., But I should!

Here are a few movies I haven't seen but I would love to see and laugh at on here-

Green Lantern- DC really thought this could have been the first part of an Avengers style Justice League crossover AND it had sequel bait at the end....delightful.

Gigli- A film so bad it will make your penis sneeze. As J-Lo wisely observed after spreading her legs in this one "It's turkey time. Gobble gobble."

Delgo- The biggest box office bomb in HISTORY? You better believe I want to see this!

Can anyone think of any others?

the last two movies I have never even heard of. Are those only in UK theaters?

Oh no, these are all American classics.
These are as yanktastic as apple pie...though in this case the pie is made of turd.

I looked them up.

Gigli sounds... absolutely terrifyingly terrible.

Delgo almost sounds decent. Like, it could have been okay if the animation wasn't... it looked... ugh, I've seen Battle For Terra in the same animation kinda style... not so great?

Have you seen The Room?

If not then you must.

I also still have to see Troll 2 and Birdemic.

antichrist

pretty big contender for the worst fucking movie ive ever seen and this even includes this shitty dane cook one. i still one day will try and write here about how much i hated it, but it's basically begging for an angry harkoreview

Metabad those movies cross the line twice and become AWESOME!
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

Oh yes.

I love those kinds of movies!

But I think you already knew that.

God damn it Hark. For whatever silly reason that horrible line about turkey got stuck in my head, and what's worse is that it freaks me out something awful, and I'm not sure why.

I watched the movie "Easy Virtue" (which explains everything about why my mother hates the British class hierarchy) and it had a line eerily similar. Though with less spread legs and absolutely no J-lo. And there was actually a Turkey. Which was being served as food. So it made sense.

Actually, Easy Virtue was a wonderful film.

Adam West batman movie


SHARK REPELLENT!

this movie is amazing and absolutely not bad at all

but you should still watch it hark

Some days you just cant get rid of a bomb.

I never said it was bad. I just find it hilarious. I can't really think of movies I have seen that are ba-

Scratch the hell out of that. You want bad movies? Go to the Sci-Fi channel on the weekends (Now called SyFy for some retarded (yes I used that word, DEAL WITH IT) reason)

That shit is stupid. Megladon vs Giant Octopus.

Or even better: Sharktopus

And what's worse is that I liked some of their movies when I was younger. Hell I like a lot of their fantasy movies (we need more fantasy movies in general in my opinion. They say that there are a lot but I don't see it. I think it is because everyone keeps thinking of the Tolkien formula. Tolkien didn't invent fantasy damn it!)

I think those "mega animal" movies were produced by a studio called Asylum. Their bread and butter is making crappy B-movies with low budgets, including ones with similar names and plots to big-name movies.