Danny Phantom Adventures!, ~Episodes~

[Phantom Boy]

First I'd like to post a list of stories I'll be working on. I like to keep them as close to the show as possible and the humor is pretty much the same, except with new characters that I've come up with. So here's the list for Season 1 of my fanfics.

Season 1

1. Friend Or Foe
2. The Sting of Defeat
3. Funky Radio (Complete)
4. Sitting Right Bayou
5. Spirited Away
6. Night of the Living Dudes
7. Dug Out
8. Halloween Time Horror
9. Fatherly Bonding
10-11. Darkness Within Movie
12. Changing Images
13. That Sinking Feeling
14-15. The Dangerous Game Movie
16. How the West Was Wronged
17. Fright Flight
18. Framed
19. Racing Into Danger
20. Child's Play

As soon as someone posts, I'll start work right away.

[Scribe Protra]

I don't suppose you mind tell what the fanfics are about? Cause I like to have summaries before i read something.

[Phantom Boy]

Thanks for the post, here's episode number one!

Friend or Foe (1)

Caption: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!

As the city of Amity Park continues its daily activities, the city however is getting an unwelcomed visitor. A mysterious, shapeless Phantom known as "he Spirit of Amity Park." Danny and friends do their best to hunt down the spirit and ends its reign of terror, but this spirit iis sneaky, and outsmarts poor Danny at every turn. Is the Spirit really a threat, or is there more to it than meets the eye.

Main Villain(s) Spirit of Amity Park

Casper High

Danny: Alright, as soon as schools over its down to the movies for for us.

Sam: As long as your dad doesn't crash into anything first.

Tucker: Exactly. How'd he get his drivers license anyway?

Danny: Good question, the DMV must have been sick of him or something.

Sam: Yep, that's the one.

Mr. Lancer: Bridgett Jones Diary people, quiet down! The news is on.

Tiffany Snow: Hello, this is Tiffany Snow with the ghost weather, today an old spook has returned to out fair city. Some of its older residents remember it as the fabled "Spirit of Amity Park," who disappeared nearly twenty years ago. Now back to you Bill.

Danny: How come I've never heard of this ghost?

Sam: Maybe because your not over forty.

Danny: Good point. Looks like we're ghost hunting today.

Tucker: Aww man! And I was hoping you wouldn't say that.

Danny: Why's that?

Tucker: Because, no movie is complete without popcorn, and I just got my allowance.

Sam: It'll have to hold, this is more important.

Downtown Amity Park

Danny: *In ghost mode* So where is this all powerful spirit. Not one sign of him anywhere. I'm getting bored.

Sam: Just be patient Danny, I'm sure something will come along and-

Box Ghost: BEWARE!

Tucker: Unfortunatly that's not who we're looking for.

Danny: Yeah I know, but I could use a little warmup. *Sly smile*

Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost! Prepare to be contained withing the confines of the large box of terror! *Has a large box with "Pet Food" labled on it*

Sam: Well, at least he won't go hungry.

Danny: So let's make him work up an appetite! *Blasts he Box Ghost into a road sign*

Tucker: Hey! there's your-

Sam: Don't even go there Tucker. *Eyes half lidded and looking annoyed*

Danny: *Hand to hand with the Box Ghost*

Box Ghost: Fear me!

Danny: Hey, pal, two words, breath mints.

Sam: Focus Danny!

Danny: *Kicks the Box Ghost into the ground as Sam stinks him up into the thermos*

Tucker: Danny, 10. Box Ghost 0.

Danny: His score chart's getting dusty.

Sam: What score chart?

*All three of them laugh, until Dannys ghost sense goes off*

Danny: We've got more company.

Tucker: Unexpected company that is.

*A manhole begins to shake, and finally shoots the cap off as a formless black spirit gently floats out of the hole*

Spirit: *Holding his nose* Yuck, next time I take the subway.

Danny: Or how about the thermos, that works too.

Spirit: what the? Humans! You can see me?

Sam: Naw! We're just staring at an imagination brought up by stress.

Spirit: *Phew*

Tucker: Of course we can see him, as clear as the nose on my face.

Spirit: Aw crud. You lied!

Sam: Actually, I was being sarcastic.

Danny: You get use to it. Now you should get used to getting your butt kicked by me.

Spirit: Really? Overconfidence is your weakness kid, but I do have five minutes to spare. Bring it on ghost boy.

Tucker: You watching the time?

Sam: I'm watching the time. *Looks at her watch*

Danny: *Rushes at the spirit*

Spirit: *Yawns, blasts Danny against a building* Theres a pun here somewhere, but I'd rather not.

Danny: Grr! *Jumps back up and fires mutlipleblasts at the Spirit*

Spirit: *Merely creates holes in his body as the beams pass harmlessly through him*

Tucker: Talk about having nothing within.

Sam: *Nods, still looking at the watch*

Danny: Your good, but I'm better! *Punches the Spirit in the face causing him to fly into a bus full of senior citizens*

Old man: *Climbing out of the bus* This is the most fun I've had since WW2.

Old Lady: Even more than needle point dearie.

Spirit: Bus full of senior citizens? Talk about your dull rides. Ha ha!

Danny: *Flying towards the Spirit at 112 mph* At 112 miles per hour I bet this hurts! *But before he can strike, the spirit swiftly grabs him by the legs and swings him into the ground*

Spirit: Sorry kid, but my five minutes are done. Ta ta! *Flies off*

Sam: Hey, what do you know, five minutes on the dot.

Tucker: Not bad for a formless spirit from another demention.

Danny: *Gets up, brushes himself off* Would you two quit complementing the bad guy.

Sam&Tucker: Sorry.

Fentons Basement

Danny: I'm thinking this ghost is a little more powerful than the rest.

Sam: What was your first clue, the pain, the bruises-

Tucker: The fact he kicked your butt in five minutes.

Danny: Your encouragment is overwhelming. But seriously we need to find and shove his none-existing butt back to the Ghost Zone.

Sam: Do you even have a plan?

Danny: Of course......no I don't.

Sam: Figures.

Tucker: How about we just wing it.

Danny: Couldn't hurt.

Amity Mall

Spirit: Back again I see for another pounding ghost boy?

Danny: Its gonna be you who will get pounded spooky.

Sam: Where's he going with this?

Tucker: *Shrugs*

*Danny once again rushes at the Spirit, the Spirit in turns sticks out his ghostly tail causing Danny to trip and fall. The Spirit laughs then flies through the roof*

Danny: Oh darnit!

Jack: GHOST!

Danny: Oh perfect.

Tucker: Time to get the medical supplies?

Sam: Time to get the medical supplies. *They both run off as Danny is heard screaming off screen*

Guitar Palace

Spirit: *Using his ghost powers to levitate random guitars* Ooh! This ones made in Denmark.

Danny: I hope you don't mind if I jam with the band?!

Spirit: How many times today must we do this?

Danny: As many as it takes to kick your butt! *He quickly flies towards the Spirit*

Spirit: *Holding a guitar like a baseball bat* Its the bottom of the ninth, the bases are loaded....and here comes the pitch! *Smacks Danny right out of the building* Its a high fly ball! And the crowd goes wild!

People: *Cheer, then notice the Spirit and run away screaming*

Spirit: Ha! I have that affect on people.

Sam&Tucker: *Slap their foreheads*

Fentons House

Tucker: *Applying bandages to Dannys arm* But you have to admit, he'd make a great ball player.

Danny: He hit me with a guitar Tuck.

Tucker: Oh, right. What did I say.

Sam: Well he's definently got game. *Chuckles*

Danny: *Sighs*

Tucker: But I think I've figured out something about'm.

Sam: Aaannnd?

Tucker: He likes jokes, funny stuff, puns.

Danny: That could be a weakness.

Sam: And I know exactly what to do. But we'll need bait.

*Sam and Danny then turn their heads over to Tucker with sly grins on their faces*

Tucker: Oh darnit.

Downtown Amity Park

Danny: *In ghost mode* No worries Tuck. We do a comedy bit, we lure out Mr. Spooky, I kick ghost butt, and then we all go home.

Tucker: Then whats with the pie?

Danny: Oh nothing really. *Throws the pie in Tuckers face* Sorry Tuck, but it looks like you've been creamed! *Laughs*

Tucker: *Trying to wipe the pie off his face* That was so corny Danny, he'll never-

Spirit: *Floating just above them laughing and holding his stomach* Creamed! Ha ha! Now that was good.

Danny: You were saying?

Tucker: Nevermind, just go kick his butt already.

*Danny swiftly flies up to the Spirit and rams him into a building. The Spirit quickly recovers and counters with an array ecto blasts, bu Danny goes intangible and the beams pass through him. Danny then uses his Ghostly Wail, and knocks the Spirit to the ground*

Danny: Looks like you just got your butt kicked pal.

Spirit: *The Spirits body then begins to slowly phases away as he's replaced by a medium sized dragon ghost*

Sam: *Poking her head from behind a dumpster* That wasn't part of the plan?

Tucker: *Poking the dragon with a stick* Its a nice change though.

Spirit: Quit your poking kid, I just had my scales cleaned.

Tucker: *Backs off, with a guilty smile on his face*

Danny: Who the heck are you....and make it fast cause I've been itching to use this thermos on you for a while. *Holds up the Fenton Thermos*

Spirit: Very well, you beat me...more or less. So I suppose you deserve an introduction. *Clears his throat* I am Gildemeir! Master of inflicting pain....and I'm not half bad at poker either. Ha ha!

Danny: What kind of name is-

Gildemeir: Don't ask....and no its not Italian, everyone thinks its Italian...but its NOT!

Sam: Alright, intros over, suck him into the thermos and lets go home.

Gildemeir: Wait! I'm on your side, so to speak.

Danny: And why should we trust you?

Gildemeir: Well, lets see...umm who do you think keeps the streets safe at night from ghost attacks while your in your bed asleep.

Danny: Let me guess, you?

Gildemeir: Bingo booby.

Tucker: So should we let him go?

Sam: Well, he wasn't really causing any major problems.

Danny: Fine, your free to go....just don't light a house on fire...or something.

Gildemeir: *Guilty look, twiddles thumbs* Funny you should mention that. Heh heh.

Danny,Sam&Tucker: *Slap their foreheads*

Gildemeir: Oh, look at the time. I've to go to go the place for the thing. Ta ta! *Flies off*

Danny: I'm putting him under the crazy ghosts.

Sam: Already done.

Tucker: Then we'd better get home, its almost 10 o'clock.

Danny: Aww man! My dad's going to shove me into the Fenton Stockades again.

Sam: Well Danny, that's life...your life anyway.

*Sam and Tucker start laughing*

THE END

New Ghost Appearance: Gildemeir-the rip roaring dragon who fancies himself as a practical joker and comedian loves nothing more than to kick ghost butt and have a laugh or two. But beware, he's an awsome fighter.

[Scribe Protra]

[sighs] You ignored the context of my reply.

If I'm going to read something, I want to know what it is about first. Would you mind posting the summaries first, before posting the scriptfics? Please? I'll propably only want to read one if it has GW, CW, Dark Dan, Vlad, or Jack having a big part.

[Phantom Boy]

I don't have any summaries, I like my stories to be a surprise. They do get much better over time.

The Sting of Defeat (2)

Caption: A show that will really bug you!

The peace in Amity Park is interupted with a brand new villain in town. Scorpious has one thing on mind, to destroy the city and make it his own insect paradise. But when Danny Phantom continues to get in his way, Scorpious decides to use his special powers to wipe out Dannys power for good. Now its up to Dannys friends, and new ally, to team up and return his powers before midnight, or Danny Phantom will be no more!

Main Villain(s) Scorpious

Amity Park

Scorpious: Excellent. Good weather, nice location. Yeah, this will do just nicely. Goodbye Amity Park...hello garden of DOOM! ha ha ha ha! *Coughs* Huh, I need to work on my evil laugh.

Casper High

Dash: Get back here Fenton! I'm taking this D out on your hide!

Danny: And here I thought I was his favorite.

Gildemeir: Hey kid, having bully problems?

Danny: What are you doing here?

Gildemeir: Just keep running, I'll take care of Mr. Stupid.

*Danny runs around to a corner*

Gildemeir: Hey Senoir numbnuts...BOO!

Dash: Aaahh! Another ghost! With bad breath! *Runs off screaming like a little girl*

Gildemeir: Bad breath? *Breathes into his hand and sniffs* Hmm? He might be on to something there.

Mr. Fallukas class

Mr. Falluka:...now if we divide this and subtract that. What do we get?

Kids: *Blank stares*

Mr. Falluka: And this is why I wonder why I even bother teaching.

Danny: Well other than Dash, todays been going on pretty good.

Sam: For now, ten bucks says the city gets doomed in the next 24 hours.

Danny: Your on!

Tucker: This could turn out bad for Danny. *Takes out his PDA* Are you doing anything today? *Hugs it*

Danny&Sam: *Worried looks*

Lunch room

Tucker: Ah, the fine taste of pure 100% pure American beef. *Takes a bite*

Sam: Your aware that they only serve tofu burgers at school?

Tucker: *Wide eyed, spits it out*

Danny: *Laughing*

Sam: Thank you karma.

Tucker: Thats sick and wrong!

Danny: *Ghost sense* I think I know what else is wrong.

Jazz: *Runs up to them* Danny, its Lunch-a-bell, I mean the Lunch Lady.

Danny: Her again? Alright I'll be right back. *Ducks under the table where a flash of light can be seen, then he flies back out from under the table and phases into the kitchen*

Lunch Lady: Hello dearie, would you like a apple pie?

Danny: *Nods no*

Lunch Lady: Then feast upon my empty calories of doom! *Waves her hands in the air as all the meat from the basement appears*

Danny: Great, wheres Tucker when you need him?

Lunch Lady: *Causes the meat to fly in his direction*

Danny: *Goes intangible, the meat passes harmlessly through him* Can we end this already, I'm wasting valuable eating time.

Lunch Lady: Prepare to be destroyed by the most powerful of the five food groups!

Danny: *Eyes half lidded* I don't have time for this. *Whips out the thermos and stinks her inside* Done and done. Now for my lunch.

*Lunch Bell rings*

Danny: Oh darnit.

Fentons House

Danny: Oh man am I hungry. *Opens the fridge, but inside are all those mutant hot dogs* Great, leftovers. *Closes the fridge*

Jack: Hey Danny! Look at this new invention me and your mother came up with.

Danny: That's nice, now can you invent something for me to eat?

Jack: Nonsense, you know your mother never lets me cook, especially after that overn incident.

*Flashback*

Maddie: Jack, why is the oven glowing green, and shooting ectoplasmic blasts?

Jack: Uhhh, I got a new fridge. *Guilty look*

Maddie: *Glares*

*End Flashback*

Danny: Oh yeah, almost forgot about that.

Jack: Anyway, here it is. I call it the Fenton Ecto Net. Its able to trap ghosts, and is nearly inescapable.

Danny: Nearly inescapable?

Jack: Its uh...got some bugs to work out. *the net squirts goo in his face, then he Walks off*

Danny: Gonna cross of inventor off my what I wanna be when I grow up list.

Downtown Amity PArk

Sam: So your dad can't cook, your hungry....and what the heck are you doing Tucker?

Tucker: Its the latest game for the everyday nerd.

Danny: Well, at least it'll keep him from talking.

Sam: True.

Danny: *Ghost sense* Must be the Box Ghost again.

Tucker: Guess again. *Pointing behind Danny*

Danny: *Turns around* Yikes!

Scorpious: Nice to meet you to ghost child. *Big toothy grin*

Danny: Wow, buddy, two words, breath mints.

Scorpious: Your such a riot, its too bad I have to destroy you now.

Danny: Really? Because I was thinking about smashing some bug freaks face in.

Scorpious: I'm not a bug! I'm an arachnid! See, eight legs.

Danny: I'm fourteen, I don't really care.

Scorpious: Then care about this! *Smacks Danny with one of his pinchers*

Sam: This towns got a BIG bug problem.

Scorpious: I'm an arachnid!

Danny: No, your squished, like the cockroach from this morning.

Sam: You have Roaches?

Danny: I'm going ghost! *Dramatic transformation, then he rams into Scorpious*

Scorpious: Aaahh! *Hits an SUV* Glad this SUV was here to break my landing.

Tucker: Should we get the bug spray?

Scorpious: I'm an arachnid! Geez do you kids listen?

Sam: No, not really.

Scorpious: Figures.

Danny: *Slams Scorpious on his back* Alright pal, who are you, and why do you have bad breath?

Scorpious: I am Scorpious, manipulator of insects, and your doom! That, and I had a skunk for lunch.

Danny: Okay, that's an ew.

Scorpious: Maybe to you. *Whips Danny with his tail* But I'm only getting started. And for me to finish my brilliant plan, I'll need your powers to do so.

Danny: Say what?

Scorpious: *Grabs Danny by the neck* This is what's up....doc! *His stinger arches, then stings Danny*

Danny: Aaahhh! *Bright light, then he returns to his human form*

Scorpious: Ah. There we go, your power is taking affect. Thanks for the help ghost brat! *Scuttles off*

Sam&Tucker: Danny! *Run over to his side*

Tucker: You okay dude?

Sam: Of course he's not okay, he just had his powers taken away.

Danny: When...I get my...hands on that guy.....he's bug juice.

Scorpious: *From a distance* I'm an arachnid!

Danny: *Blinks*

Fentons Works

Jazz: So let me get this straight, some large ghost bug-

Tucker&Sam: Arachnid.

Jazz:-arachnid, took your powers?

Danny: Yep, that's pretty much what happened.

Sam: He was huge.

Tucker: He looked like a giant scorpion.

Danny: Now I wonder why he'd call himself Scorpious, seems pretty obvious doesn't it?

Sam: Theres a stupid moment.

Jazz: Well, with your powers gone you'll need to find someway to beat him. you have any ghost friends or something.

Danny: I have one, but he's kind of radical.

Jazz: Radicals good.

*The screen switches to the Park*

Jazz: This is your friend? An overgrown lizard.

Gildemeir: I'm a dragon thank you very much.

Sam: Thats telling her.

Gildemeir: Let me get this straight, you fought this big bug-

Danny: Arachnid, or more direct a scorpion.

Gildemeir:-scorpion ghost and he took your powers?

Danny: Yep?

Gildemeir: Was he big?

Sam: Yep.

Gildemeir: Was he ugly?

Tucker: Yep.

Gildemeir: Was he-

Danny: Do you know who it is! He said his name was Scorpious.

Gildemeir: Ah, yes. We've met.....not pleasant.

Danny: Alright, so how do I get my powers back.

Gildemeir: Well, he has to be defeated in a fight for one, and if we don't in the next 24 hours, the exchange will become premenent.

Sam: Great, more good news.

Jazz: Fine, you fight the bug and get Dannys powers back.

Gildemeir: More than happy to. Besides, I'm in the mood to kick some butt.

Sam: We just need bait.

*Everyone looks at Tucker*

Tucker: I don't think so, I refuse, NO!

Downtown

Tucker: Why am I always the bait?

Gildemeir: Because your expendable, now quit whinning and go with the flow.

Tucker: Aww man. *Turns around* Here bug face, vome here boy. I've got a can of bug spray for you.

Scorpious: *Phases from out of the ground behind Tucker* For the last time I am an arachnid!

Tucker: And that's my cue to run away. *Runs away*

Scorpious: Hey, get back here. I'm not done with my evil ranting!

Gildemeir: I think your done, and when I use my fire breath...you'll be well done! *Laughs*

Scorpious: Ooh, that was a bad pun.

Sam: Tell me about it.

Gildemeir: Now return my friends powers, or I'll make you watch educational televison!

Scorpious: You fiend! *Leaps at Gil*

Gildemeir: *Dodges, then grabs Scorpious by the tail and swings him around and slams him into the ground*

Scorpious: Maybe the educational television doesn't sound so bad now.

Gildemeir: Too late! *Punches Scorpious in the face, kicks him in the back, and finally blasts him*

Scorpious: *Lands on the ground beaten and bruised* I...can't...feel...my...legs.

Tucker: Which one?

Scorpious: All of them! *Gegins to glow faintly, then a bright light shoots out of his body and into Danny*

Danny: *Immediatly tranforms into his ghost mode* Sweet! I got my powers back.

Sam: Only one way to know for sure. *Points at Scorpious*

Scorpious: Huh....what?

Danny: *Walking towards Scorpious cracking his knuckles*

Scorpious: Oh, spiderlegs. *Braces himself*

*Sam, Tucker, Jazz and Gil watch as they start laughing while Scorpious screams out in pain*

THE END

New Ghost Appearance: Scorpious- as one of Dany's newer, and often questionable foes. Scorpious stands out from the rest with his scorpion appearance and his extremily short temper when called an insect.

[Scribe Protra]

Ah, okay then.

[Phantom Boy]

Funky Radio (3)

Caption: A blast into the past!

Radio stations suddenly begin playing old music from the 70's. And quite frankly all the kids in Amity Park, including Jazz, are getting sick of it. But when the adults begin to slowly disappear one by one, its up to Danny Phantom to figure out who's behind the plot, and why the adults are vanishing from the town.

Main Villain(s) Funky Ghost

Fentons House

Danny: So what have you been up to lately big guy?

Gildemeir: Hmm?

*Flashback*

*Gildemeir chasing the Box Ghost: Gildemeir sipping tea: Gildemeir scaring humans: Gildemeir phasing out of the girls lockeroom: Gildemeir accidently sucking himself into the Fenton Thermos: Gildemeir phasing out of the girls lockeroom again*

Gildemeir: Oh, not much. You know, this and that.

Danny: *Hears the door open* My parents are back, you'd better get lost.

Gildemeir: Can do, besides I have something important I need to do. I'll see ya'll tomorrow! *Teleports*

Danny: *Runs over and flops on the couch*

Maddie: Hi hon, how was your day?

Danny: Oh, not much. You know, this and that.

Jack: Just make sure you stay out of trouble, and the ham.

Maddie: Jack, that ham went bad months ago. Don't you think its time we threw it out?

Jack: Nonsense, we can use it to lure ghosts!

Danny: *Slaps his forehead* I'm going outside.

Ghost Gabber: I'm going outside, fear me.

Jack&Maddie: *Look up at Danny and Blink*

Danny: I'll be going now. *Runs outside*

Ghost Gabber: I'll be going now, fear me.

Jack: Hmmm?

Maddie: *Sighs* For the last time Jack, Danny is not a ghost.

Jack: *Sees Jazz making a sandwhich* Your right *Eyes narrow* Jazz is.

Fentons Kitchen where everyone is eating breakfast.

Danny: *Trying to eat, but the 70's music on the radio is distracting him* Could we possibly listen to something else for a change? *Reaching over to the radio*

Jack&Maddie: STOP!

Jack: Touch that radio and its right back to the Fenton Stockades for you mister.

Maddie: And besides, we like to remember the old days. *Sighs*

Jazz: I'm going to agree with Danny here, this totally reeks.

Danny: I'm glad we're on the same issue here.

Jazz: Come on Danny, I'll drive you to school.

Ghost Gabber: I'll drive you to school, fear me.

Jazz: Dad! Put that thing away already.

Jack: *Not listening, he appears to be in a trance*

Danny: Whatever, lets just go already, or we'll be late. *Gets up and walks out of the room*

Jazz: *Takes one last look at her parents, then follows Danny*

Casper High

Tucker: So you've heard it too?

Sam: Yep, and I can't get it out of my head.

Danny: Its such a lame song its not even funny.

Tucker: And my parents have been completely ignoring me all morning.

Sam: Same here. Its starting to actually make me want to care.

Danny: Wow *Chuckles* that must be alarming.

*They all walk into Mr. Lancers class, but he's nowhere to be seen*

Danny: Well, this is odd.

Tucker: Yeah, Lancer never misses a chance to yell at us.

Sam: Or give bad grades.

Danny: *Walks over to Mr. Lancers desk* Well, he was here, and he was listening to that lame outdated song too.

Sam: This is getting a little suspiscious. You don't think Embers back do you?

Danny: Not her style. She's a rocker, not lame song writer. Someone else must be behind this.

Tucker: Who else do we know that uses music to control people.

Sam: Nobody, that's who.

*Suddenly the radio blares up*

Radio: Let's get down and funky baby, with our latest sycodelic hits!

Sam: Funky?

Tucker: Sycodelic?

Danny: What is this, the 1970's? *Then realization kicks in* Duh! Who's ever on that rdio must be the ghost we're after.

Tucker: But how do we find him? Do you know how many radio stations there are in town?!

Sam: No Tucker, please inform us with your vast wisdom.

Tucker: There are about six or seven.

Danny: Then it shouldn't take very long. Come on! *Runs off with his friends following right behind*

*Hours later*

Danny: *Walking slowly and panting a lot* How many did you say there were?

Tucker: Seven, but it looks like I was wrong.

Sam: You think! We just visited about twenty radio stations! If I have to get a tour from another over happy tour guide I'll scream!

Danny: This, is the last one. *Walks closer towards the building but he's blasted back by a ghost shield that is surrounding the radio station*

Tucker: Its got a ghost shield. This must be the place.

Sam: You'd better change back to normal Danny, otherwise you'll never get inside.

Danny: Good idea. *He changes back* Now, lets go show thismystery ghost a lesson.

*All three of them then run inside, only to find the missing adults from the city*

Tucker: Well, looks like we found them.

Sam: But I think we're a little late.

*All the adults are wearing 70's type of uniforms*

Danny: More like thirty years behind. Come on, lets get up to the control room.

Tucker: And I'll try to jam the transmission. *Plugs his PDA into the wall and begins pushing buttons*

*Sam and Danny climb three flights of stairs until they finally reach the top, but two, burly looking ghosts are guarding the entrance*

Sam: Theres only two of them, I think you can take'm.

Danny: That I know I can do. I'm going ghost! *He transforms and quickly knocks out the two guards*

Sam: Great. *She twists the knob on the door, but its locked* And this isn't great.

Danny: Have you forgotten? Ghost powers?

Sam: Oh right, must have slipped my mind. Alright ghost boy, phase us in*

Danny: *He grabs Sams shoulders and floats towards the door.

*But before he get close enough to go intangible, the door suddenly flies open knocking Danny and Sam into the wall. There floats a weird, and peculair dressed little ghost, he's no taller than five feet, and wearing too much 70's clothing which includes platform shoes*

Funky Ghost: Who's the ungroovy daddy-o mak'n all that racket baby?

Danny: Ever heard of knocking?

Funky Ghost: Funky doesn't need to use the door, but he would like to find out who's causing that ungroovy comotion.

Danny: That would be me pal.

Sam: Did he just refer to himself in the third person?

Danny: I think so, not sure. I'm failing english you know.

Funky Ghost: You kids are messi'n with the wrong ghost baby, its time I put you in your place! *Rams Danny through the floor*

Sam: Oh, don't mind me. I'll just walk. *Starts for the stairs*

Downstairs

Danny: Release my parents and everyone else you hack!

Funky Ghost: I don't think so. The more groovy people under my control, the more powerful I become baby! *He then blasts Danny with a disco ball shaped blast*

Danny: *Lands in a pile of old boxes* For a weirdo he sure can throw a punch. Gonna have to remember that about Dash.

Funky Ghost: And now, its time to get down on the ground and stat like that for good baby! *Charging a blast*

Danny: Sheesh this guy is so totally lame.

Funky Ghost: *At that last comment, Funky suddenly glows for a second, and shrinks a bit*

Sam: *Just got downstairs to see what happened* Wow, did I just see that?

Funky Ghost: *Shrugs it off* When my transmission reaches the entire world, I will become aal groovy powerfull!

Tucker: Not exactly fizwhig. *Pushes a button on his PDA, the screen says terminating transmission*

*All over the world, Funky's broadcast suddenly stops to the relief of everyone who was under its power*

Funky Ghost: No! This cannot be! All my planning, this is so not not groovedelic.

Danny: Its time I took you off the air!

*Freeze frame: Danny punching Funky in the stomach: Danny kicking Funky in the face: Danny blasting Funky in the back*

Funky Ghost: *Hits the ground* I'm...not down and out ungroovy ghost bum.

Danny: *Takes out the Fenton Thermos* Oh, I think your sadly mistaken bucko. And on a side note, disco died in 79. *Begins sucking Funky into the thermos*

Funky Ghost: I'll be back, and I'll take over this non-groovedelic world ghost boy!

Danny: *Caps the thermos* So much for him.

*Now that the radio broadcast has been terminated, and Funky Ghost defeated, the adults snap back into reality, and begin walking out of the building mumbling about the bad uniforms*

Jack: Maddie, since when do we wear these things.

Maddie: Don't you remember Jack? We have them stored in the closet.

Jack: Oh yeah, and now its time for pie. *Runs out with Maddie following*

Sam: Funkys gone, the adults are back to normal.

Tucker: And that bad music is finally off the air! Whoo!

Danny: Now hopefully things will get back to normal.

Fentons House

*Jack and Maddie are still wearing those uniforms and dancing to some 70's music*

Danny: On second thought, how about we just go to the mall.

Sam: Mall sounds good!

*All three of them run out while Jack and Maddie continue dancing*

THE END

New Ghost Appearance: Funky Ghost-a strange and disturbed little man, the Funky Ghost would rather get down, then get down and dirty. Although he's not much of a fighter, he can however, control the minds of anyone who lived through the 70's.

[Phantom Boy]

Sitting Right Bayou (4)

Caption: Jaw snapping entertainment!

Sam and the Fentons take a trip down to the souther Bayou for some relaxation time....unfortuanatly, their vacation is cut short by the evil doings of Gator Gumbo and his little sidekick Minion. They plan to flood and then take over the Bayou for themselves. Now its up to Danny Phantom and Gildemeir to stop this unlikely enemy, and restore peace back to the calm setting of the Bayou.

Main Villian(s) Gator Gumbo, Minion

Fentons House

Jack: Sleeping bag.

Maddie: Check.

Jack: Toothbrushes.

Maddie: *Holds them up* Check.

Jack: Fenton Bazooka.

Maddie: Jack. *Glaring at him*

Jack: Oh fine. *Puts the Fenton Bazooka away*

Jazz: Once again, another trip that will have nothing to do with ghosts. Or hunting them.

Jack: *Hurt look, then packs a bag of fudge*

Danny: I suppose it'll be good.

Jazz: And Sams coming so I'll have someone to talk to.

Danny: And what about me?

Jazz: *Looks back behind her where Jack is jumping up and down on the suitcase* Oh, you can talk to dad.

Danny: I was afraid you might say that.

Inside the Fenton Family Ghost Assult Vehical

Sam: Creepy as this thing is, I'm hoping the trip will make up for it. And your dads driving. *The RV is rocking back and forth, swerving, and running over things*

Jack: Nonsense Sam, I know exactly what I'm doing.

Danny,Sam&Jazz: That's what we're afraid of.

Maddie: No worries kids, Jack is much better than he was in the past. *RV swerves again, causing her drink to spill* Well, at least I hope so. Jack! Your driving on the wrong side of the road!

Jazz: And this is what we have to put up everyday.

Danny: Welcome to the Family Fenton, or whats left of them after dad's little joyride.

Sam: See you in the afterlife then. *Winks*

Danny: *Laughs*

The Bayou Hotel

Manager: Howdy fokles! Ya;ll ready fer some Bayou fun? *Sees them nod yes* Good then, just make sure you stay away from that thar swamp, there be gators in that water.

Jack: And from what it says on this pamplet, they'll rip you to shreds if you fall in.

Sam: Theres a nice image.

Jazz: Good enough reason to stay away and not get eaten by Alligators.

Maddie: Oh Jazz, the possiblity of an alligator attack is a million to one.

Jazz: Theres still that one, and that means, I'm staying inside. *Walks off*

Sam: *Whispers to Danny* How about we go check out the area.

Danny: Good idea.

*They both quietly creep outside and out of view*

Sam: Phew, now lets see whats around this place.

Danny: No ghost sense, means no ghosts.

Sam: Which means free time for us. Come on.

*Danny and Sam watch as a man wrestles an alligator, which turned out to be fake. Then they listen to a band play music. But unknown to them they're being watched from within the bushes*

Danny: Finally, still no sign of ghosts.

Sam: Just stop worrying about the ghosts, and try to have a little fun for once.

Danny: Your right. Maybe I should-*Ghost sense* oh come on!

Sam: There! In the bushes! *Points*

Danny: *Transforms and flies into the bush*

*The bush shakes, and fighting sounds can be heard. Finally Danny tumbles out, while holding on the mysterious characters tail*

Sam: A tail? Oh no, please don't tell me its-

Gildemeir: Yep, its me. Guilty as charged. Ha ha!

Danny: *Throws his tail on the ground* How the heck did you find us?

Gildemeir: Well first, I had to use my incredible sense of direction, then I pinpointed where I thought you were going and-

Sam: You were following the RV, didn't you?

Gildemeir: Well, when you put it that way, yes. *Guilty look*

Danny: Why are you following me?

Gildemeir: Because, its my job to keep an eye on you. That, and this place is being plagued by ghost attacks.

Danny: Well who is it?

Gildemeir: Don't know, he's a slippery character, keeps eluding my sight.

Sam: Doesn't take much does it. *Sly smile*

Gildemeir: Thats quite enough out of you missy.

Meanwhile, deep within the Bayou

Gator Gumbo: *Turns around to face his little partner Minion* Is everything set fer tomorra?

Minion: Yes boss, everything is going according to plan. But there is just one thing boss.

Gator Gumbo: And what's that?

Minion: Theres some sert of ghost kid runni'n around.

Gator Gumbo: So what? No ghost can match my strength son. Not even that thar ghost boy.

Minion: If you say so boss.

Gator Gumbo: And by tomorra, this Bayou, and everying else, will be mine. Ha ha!

Back at the Hotel

Jazz: He follwed us? I thought this was a ghost free vacation, meaning not you.

Gildemeir: See Jazzypants, I'm like glue...I stick to things! Ha ha!

Sam: And he always sticks to the same corny jokes.

Gildemeir: *Blinks*

Danny: Well, theres a ghost around here causing trouble, so I figure I'll take care of it now, and have the rest of the vacation without any problems. *Points to Gil* I repeat, no problems.

Gildemeir: Well, that wasn't really nice.

Danny: Wasn't going for nice.

Sam: Enough talk, we gotta find this mystery ghost. And fast.

Jazz: Do we know what he's up to?

Gildemeir: Nope.

Sam: Square none.

Danny: So lets go find the vacation ruining creep and get back to having some fun. *Runs off*

Gildemeir: Somebody's in a hurry. *Flies after him*

Sam&Jazz: *Follow*

The Bayou

Sam: Its wet, muddy, and I'm pretty sure we passed that same tree five times. Are you sure you know where your going Danny?

Danny: Of course....I'm mean that that would stupid right?

Gildemeir: Well she's not the one failing math.

Danny: How did you-*Heres a twig snap* Ssh! Someones here.

Jazz: Where?

Sam: Survey says, right behind you.

Jazz: *Turns around, then looks down to see Minion* Huh? Must be one of the locals?

Minion: Ya'll are trespassi'n. I suggest you git!

Sam: Git? Is that even in the dictionary?

Minion: I don'ts know, I can't read.

Danny: He's just a little guy, no threat to us.

Minion: What you mean I ain't no threat. Ya'll about to get proven wrong son. *Both his hands turn into guns* I still suggest you git, so I'll help ya'll git!

Gildemeir: Okay, now he's a threat!

Sam: Hit the deck! Or in this case, hit the swamp!

Minion: *Starts firing blasts at them at a rapid pace*

Danny: *Dodging the blasts*

Gildemeir: *Blocking the blasts with a barrier*

Sam: *Taking shelter behind a nearby tree*

Minion: Ya'll can't hide ferever! *Continues blasting*

Danny: Okay, I've had just about enough of this. *Flies behind Minion and blasts him*

Minion: Ahhh! *Falls into the swamp*

Gildemeir: Nice shot kid! *A branch falls on his head*

Danny: *Blows out his smoking finger*

Minion: *Pokes his head out of the water* Ooh, Gumbo's gonna wanna know about these city fellers. *Swims away from them*

Sam: Uh, guys. I think he got away.

Jazz: Then we'll just have to find him then. Still can't beleive that little shrimp is behind this thing.

Danny: We've seen stranger things, trust me.

Gildemeir: Well, get your swamp boots on, we're going for a nature hike.

Sam: Does it have to be a hike?

Danny: Oh Gil.

Gildemeir: I don't like the sound of that.

*Screen changes over while their trudging through the swamp, Sam and Jazz are riding on Gils back*

Jazz: Hey did you know you've got a-

Gildemeir: Yes.

Sam: Oh, and you also have a-

Gildemeir: Been there, done that.

Jazz: Maybe you should get this-

Gildemeir: Checked out? Already been done missy. Hey D-man are we there yet? Your friend and sister are starting to ride on my nerves.

Danny: And here I thought that they were just riding on your back. *Laughs*

Gildemeir: Why didn't I see that coming? *Slaps his forehead*

Danny: Sh! I think i hear someone. *He pulls away a few plants out of the way, they peek in to see Minion talking to a much bigger alligator ghost than himself*

Jazz: Yikes, he's a big one. Maybe he was mutated?

Sam: More like killed, then mutated.

Danny: I'm thinking he's the brains.

Gildemeir: I don't know, they both look equally stupid to me.

Jazz: Your probably right.

Gator Gumbo: It appears that we ain't alone.

Minion: But where boss?

Gator Gumbo: In them bushes over yonder. We got ourselves some trespassers. *He leaps into the air, and lands behind Danny and the others* Howdy, ya'll look lost, how about we keep that way.

Danny: How about we said we did and don't scaly! *Blasts Gator in the chest*

Gildemeir: Now, if you ladies would excuse me, i have butt to kick. *Goes intangible with the girls still on top of him*

Sam&Jazz: Aah! *They both splash into the murky water*

Danny: *Gets tackled by Minion*

Minion: Your done fer ghost boy! *His arm turns into a spike*

Danny: Sorry *Goes intangible and phases through the ground, then reappears behind Minion* but I'm not ready to get your point. *Punches Minion in the jaw*

Gildemeir: *Trading punches with Gator*

Gator Gumbo: Ya'll....ain't...gonna...win!

Gildemeir: Think again...purse boy! *His right arm glows as he punches Gator in the face, sending Gumbo flying into a nearby tree*

Danny: *Swinging Minion around by the tail* Around, and around the little lizard goes. Where he stops, nobody knows! *Flings Minion into Gator*

Sam: *Standing up* I got the thermos!

Gator Gumbo: Ya'll win this round ghost child, but the fun has yet ter begin. *Grabs Minion and jumps into the water and disappears*

Danny: Perfect, he got away.

Gildemeir: For now at least.

Back at the Hotel

Jack: You kids look...how would the folk around here say...all tuckered out.

Hillbilly: Nice work son, heres a piece of Rhubarb pie for ya.

Jack: Yum pie! *Starts gorging himself*

Maddie: And why do you smell like swamp water?

Sam: Uuuhh...

Jazz: We...uh...fel in?

Maddie: Alright, you two go get dressed.

Jack: So Danny *Munch munch* did you see any ghosts?

Danny: Ah, not really.

Jack: *A little disappointed*

Hillbilly: *Runs into the Hotel* Ya'll better run fer yer lives! The Dam just sprung a leak! *Runs off*

Jack: Speaking of leaks *Hands Danny a concealed ghost weapon* nature calls. *Runs off*

Danny: O-kay.

Gildemeir: *Phases into the Hotel* We have a problem.

Danny: So I've heard.

Gildemeir: What's that you got D-man?

Danny: Oh just the Fenton Ghost Gloves, they really pack a punch.

Gildemeir: Well bring them, we'll need all the help we can get. I've located scaly and his little sidekick.

Danny: Right. I'm going ghost! *Transforms and flies off following Gil*

The Dam

Gator Gumbo: Looks like we dern got ther job done Minion.

Minion: Yes. And soon the whole Bayou will be under our power.

Gator Gumbo: Ahem!

Minion: Oh, your power....that's what i meant.

Danny: I don't think so tiny brains! *Punches Gator with the Ghost gloves*

Gator Gumbo: Aaaaahh! *Hits a wall*

Minion: I'm a coming boss! *Then he gets stepped on by Gil*

Gildemeir: Not so fast shrinky dink.

Danny: *Uncaps the thermos and stinks Minion inside* That's one down.

Gator Gumbo: And none to go! *Snarls then leaps at Danny*

Danny&Gil: *Look at each other for a second, then pull back their fists as Gator is coming towards them*

Gator Gumbo: *Wide eyed* I ain't got no brakes on this thing!

Danny&Gil: *Punch Gator in the stomach as hard as they can*

Gator Gumbo: *Hits the same spot on the wall again* I'm gett'n that sink'n feel'n.

Gildemeir: Actually you can say it'll suck the fun right outta you.

Danny: So long fruit-loop. *Turns on the thermos*

Gator Gumbo: *Getting sucked inside* Its too late ghost boy, as we speak, the whole tri-state area will be underwater...you've lost ghost child, LOST! *Gets sucked inside*

*The Dam then suddenlt stops pouring out water*

Danny: Wait, did you do that?

Gildemeir: Nope, i'm right here.

Sam: *Waving from on top of the Dam* Hey boys! Thought ya'll might need some help.

[/B]: But how did you stop the water flow?

Jazz: *Spinning a wrench in her hand* That's a trade secret. *The girls laugh*

Danny: Well, we saved the Bayou, and we beat the baddie. You know what time it is.

Gil,Sam&Jazz: VACATION TIME!

A while later

Sam: *Laying on the ground*

Jazz: Sitting in a lawn chair, sipping a drink*

Danny: *Swinging in a hammack*

Gildemeir: *Floating in the air wearing sunglasses*

Danny: Now this is the life. But Gil, if me and you are here, then who's keeping an eye on the city?

Gildemeir: Oh, I've got a little help.

Amity Park

Tucker: *Surrounded by ghosts* Oh come on! He said this would be easy! Gil! Gil! Help! anyone!

THE END

New Ghost Appearance: Gator Gumbo-a slackjawed and oftenthreatening alligator ghost from the southern Bayou would like nothing better than to rule the south.
Minion-Gator's small and imcompetent side kick who does whatever Gumbo tells him to do. He's like a cheap paradoy of Igor.