For the DASH/SAM pairing, I'd like better names than Dumb Founded.
Strait Letterjacket - You'd have to be crazy to support this pairing....
Polar (opposite) Attraction - Do I need to break out the OLD Paula Abdul/cartoon cat video...?
Reese's Cup - Chocolate is dark, and can be bitter or sweet. Chocolate's exotic, a known aphrodisiac and once food for the gods. Peanut butter is a wholesome--if annoyingly sticky--food of the earth; not much by itself, PB does its best work with other, more exciting flavors.
Kiss Interception - Think FtF, peeps....
Any of these are better than Dumb Founded. Take your pick.
-- ACSound