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The Prince Of Hot Air| Kitsunexus |
Posted: Oct 19 2009, 10:17 AM
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Advanced Member  Group: Members Posts: 308 Member No.: 33 Joined: 23-June 07  |
Well this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there And I'll tell you how I took off in a baloon filled with hot air In Eastern Colorado, born and raised Chasin' tornadoes is how I spent most of my days Chillin' in a basket, laxin' all cool shooting some helium out by the pool When a couple of winds who were up to no good Started pushing me out of my neighborhood I took one little flight and my mom got scared She said "You're moving with your new mom from Wife Swap in a baloon filled with hot air". They thought I fell out of a box and wouldn't turn 7 or 8 And that I yelled to the balloon "Going down, smell ya later!" But I hid in my garage, all that time I was there Safe in my home as the Prince Of Hot Air -------------------- -Kitsunexus
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| ManekiNeko |
Posted: Oct 19 2009, 11:48 AM
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Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 704 Member No.: 1 Joined: 27-August 05 |
Ha!
But seriously, he was never in that balloon. I doubt he'd even fit, and it certainly couldn't have concealed him as it was flying (if it could carry him at all). On the plus side, the Heenes are getting a nice, not-so-friendly visit from the Colorado police department. It looks like they'll be charged for the hoax, and although it's unlikely they'll spend any time in prison, it should give them reservations about pulling more of these attention-grabbing stunts. |
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| Kitsunexus |
Posted: Oct 19 2009, 02:52 PM
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Yeah, diverting police from real emergencies? Not cool. Imagine if an elderly grandmother in Colorado had her skull violently bashed in 7 times with a rusty pipewrench and then her assasin raped her in every orifice, then took an old jagged ice cream scoop and ripped out her trachea then pulled out a scalpel and skined off her face and left it boiling in a coffee pot on a hotplate and then wrapped her body up in Glad bags which he then took home so he could systematically dismember her with a miter saw and then use her horrifically mutilated corpse for sexual pleasure, even going so far as using her eyes as anal beads, deapthroating her entire tounge, and severing the nipples with his teeth then framing them! Richard Heene could have responsible for that. He's a sick man and I hope his charges are SEVERE. 0_0 -------------------- -Kitsunexus
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| kmt3 |
Posted: Oct 19 2009, 02:56 PM
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That was a phat beat, yo.
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| Kitsunexus |
Posted: Oct 19 2009, 02:57 PM
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Thank you, but it's not mine. 4CHAN FTW -------------------- -Kitsunexus
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| ManekiNeko |
Posted: Oct 19 2009, 06:09 PM
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Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 704 Member No.: 1 Joined: 27-August 05 |
You've got, uh, quite an imagination. Can I recommend you my therapist? I mean, uh, a therapist.
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| Kitsunexus |
Posted: Oct 20 2009, 08:54 AM
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Seriously, I probably need to look into it. I just need to make sure it's a therapist and not the rapist.  -------------------- -Kitsunexus
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| Yesman |
Posted: Oct 21 2009, 06:38 PM
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You've, uh, you've spent quite a bit of time thinking about this, uh, haven't you...? -------------------- Custom avatar brought to you by Jess himself! My avatar is a copyright of JessCreations, JessCo, or whatever else crazy names he's come up with.
A new avatar to replace the fifteen-year-old one drawn in the original Project: Ignition! Now, there's service! |
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| kmt3 |
Posted: Oct 22 2009, 03:39 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 233 Member No.: 14 Joined: 2-February 06 |
^ And then it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
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| Yesman |
Posted: Oct 23 2009, 05:12 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 386 Member No.: 36 Joined: 15-March 08 |
*smacks self in face repeatedly*
Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! -------------------- Custom avatar brought to you by Jess himself! My avatar is a copyright of JessCreations, JessCo, or whatever else crazy names he's come up with.
A new avatar to replace the fifteen-year-old one drawn in the original Project: Ignition! Now, there's service! |
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