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 Top Ten Ways to Stay Stressed |
| Posted by Zoegirl19 - 05-30-09 02:01 - 4 comments |
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1. Never exercise: Exercise wastes a lot of time that could be spent worrying
2. Eat anything: A balanced diet means nothing.
3. Take plenty of stimulants: The old standards of caffeine, nicotine, sugar and cola or Mountain Dew and lost o ...read more |
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| Newspaper clippings |
| Posted by Heather - 02-28-09 13:55 - 4 comments |
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Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed -- $100.
Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.
Cows, calves never bred. Also, one gay bull for sale.
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| midgets |
| Posted by Heather - 10-29-08 01:23 - 3 comments |
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Do you know why midgets don't wear tampons?
They trip over the string.
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| Butt Measurements |
| Posted by Heather - 10-23-08 14:37 - 7 comments |
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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'
With that he proceeded to get a mea ...read more |
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| HYPNOTIST |
| Posted by Heather - 10-22-08 14:00 - 4 comments |
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HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude
the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a
trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience.& ...read more |
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| a blonde on horseback |
| Posted by Heather - 10-7-08 20:00 - 6 comments |
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Not Going To Try This Again
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along a ...read more |
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| funny |
| Posted by Heather - 08-26-08 19:32 - 5 comments |
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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the
Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and m ...read more |
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