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 Top Ten Ways to Stay Stressed
Posted by Zoegirl19 - 05-30-09 02:01 - 4 comments
1. Never exercise: Exercise wastes a lot of time that could be spent worrying
2. Eat anything: A balanced diet means nothing.
3. Take plenty of stimulants: The old standards of caffeine, nicotine, sugar and cola or Mountain Dew and lost o ...read more
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 Newspaper clippings
Posted by Heather - 02-28-09 13:55 - 4 comments
Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed -- $100.

Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.

Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.

Cows, calves never bred. Also, one gay bull for sale.
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 joke
Posted by mycattessamae - 12-11-08 04:57 - 2 comments
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frost Bite!!!!

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 midgets
Posted by Heather - 10-29-08 01:23 - 3 comments
Do you know why midgets don't wear tampons?

They trip over the string.

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 Butt Measurements
Posted by Heather - 10-23-08 14:37 - 7 comments
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'
With that he proceeded to get a mea ...read more
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 HYPNOTIST
Posted by Heather - 10-22-08 14:00 - 4 comments
HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER


It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude
the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a
trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience.& ...read more
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 a blonde on horseback
Posted by Heather - 10-7-08 20:00 - 6 comments


Not Going To Try This Again

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along a ...read more
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 Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
Posted by angel - 09-28-08 19:03 - 7 comments
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last week ...read more
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 OMG
Posted by Heather - 09-9-08 01:25 - 2 comments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttwc_Ygb3EI
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 funny
Posted by Heather - 08-26-08 19:32 - 5 comments
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the
Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and m ...read more
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 awesome saying
Posted by Heather - 08-2-08 02:57 - 5 comments
I love this


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 Trunk Monkey
Posted by No Hope! - 05-22-08 01:35 - 6 comments
My good ole friend lou form south cail sent me these clips,i hope you enjoy them sign0109.gif

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 As for the idiots working fast food......
Posted by protectingmolly - 05-15-08 18:44 - 7 comments
took Molly to McD's for lunch.

"Id like a chicken mc nugget happy meal with a GIRL toy"

"Would you like a boy toy or a girl toy with that?"

"Girl please."

Okay, that's ...read more
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 kids and medicines * Saw the cutest thing today
Posted by protectingmolly - 05-13-08 17:15 - 3 comments
Our grocery store has a pharmacy, and i happened to be in there when a mom picked up medicine for thier kid. The kid was NOT happy at all with the notion of taking medicine.

About 10 minutes later, mom was bent over in the freezer gettin ...read more
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 Funniest or oddly humorous things seen today.
Posted by Gumby - 05-10-08 20:34 - 4 comments
What did you see that was funny or strange, which gave you a smile?




I saw two ladies in their fifties walking down the street and drinking Rock Star.
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