Funny made up words, "The Superior Person's Book of Words"

[cazmonger]

This is what i was on about but i couldn't remember what it was called and in the end couldn't speak!!!

Boondoggle : To carry out Valueless or extreamely trivial work in order to convey the impression that one is busy.

Dirhinous: With paired nostrils. E.g the human face. Everyone is dirhinous but few people know it a good word therefore,the insult apparent 'sir you are a dirhinous mesomorph.

[Witch doctor]

Lol wow cool! I used to have a dictionary I made up (not sure if I transfered this to my laptop though ).
I've had a few ideas of words over the past week, but keep forgetting them!!!!
lol

[cazmonger]

Its my mams book but i'm sure you can have a lend. Its geet funny

[Witch doctor]

Moved to story section, as this is now our dictionary! lol

I got some, from a while ago and that

Haemogoblins:
- Tiny maroon goblins that, using small airsacks, carry oxygen around the body.


Igmit:
- The act of ignoring someone suddenly, or abruptly stopping the conversation by talking to another person.


Missappear:
1- Similar to disappear, missappear means to disappear suddenly in a weird fashion.
"When Bob looked into the sky and denounced his belief in God, the ground opened up, a hand grabbed him and he missappeared below."

2- To fail to appear, or to appear in the wrong place
"I was waiting for Bob to come, but he missappeared!"
""Voldemort missappeared and ended up in China!"


Beige:
- A shade of colour that varies between red, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Beige can be any number of colours, but to differenciate between them a prefix or suffix of


Expate:
1- The act of expanding work by adding in random words that add nothing to the overall effect.
E.g. In and essay, instead of writing "I walked along." you could write "I, that is me, walked using my legs, along a road."

2- To fill in space with usless things.

3- To repeat something uneccessarily, just to make work seem bigger.

4- Re-writing things which, although slightly different, are almost exactly the exact same as the prior, and which just bulk the essay/document/work/school work/document up.

5- Not not adding things which couldn't not be shortened not not down, so that it won't not make the work seem not shorter than it is actualy isn't not.

6- To fill in space with things that are usless.


Sirony-
- The act of making something seem ironic
E.g. In writing a dictionary definition, making the definition self referential.


Obvioate
- To point someting obvious out
"Hey, that's a tree!"

[cazmonger]

Kwyjibo wow ive started something now havn't i!!! COOL