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TheGallant!
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 02:28 PM


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I have nothing but PURE UNADULTERATED optimism for that movie.

They are doing this, man.

They are making this happen.



Monopoly: The Movie* will be way better though.

*Not the actual title. I think.


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NoOoDLe
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 03:29 PM


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We already have space invaders and I never really liked board games so.. Pacman perhaps?

(Although we do already have RL pacman.)
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daelrog
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 06:39 PM


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Risk the movie? I guess make a war movie, slap noticeable colors on each army, and focus on something like the tragedy of war, or the inner struggles of a single soldier/plattoon and it could work.

The only way it would be true Risk (and therefore probably not a good movie) is if the major conflicts occurred between Brazil and North Africa, and Greenland and Iceland. Yeah... what we really want to see on the big screen. dry.gif


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-Sentinel-
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 08:33 PM


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QUOTE (daelrog @ Nov 6 2009, 01:39 PM)
The only way it would be true Risk (and therefore probably not a good movie) is if the major conflicts occurred between Brazil and North Africa, and Greenland and Iceland.

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You forget the eternal Alaska-Kamchatka war that makes the Israel-Palestine conflict look tame. Meanwhile, the United States and China are near-demilitarized nations, and nobody cares about Japan. Sea travel is extremely limited.

Some countries will change hands six times during the course of the movie.


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ArchonFarseerGuy
Posted: Nov 7 2009, 12:37 AM


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QUOTE (NoOoDLe @ Nov 7 2009, 04:29 AM)
We already have space invaders and I never really liked board games so.. Pacman perhaps?

(Although we do already have RL pacman.)

But then they'll need an actor who sits in darkened rooms chewing pills and listening to repetitive music (is it too soon for a Heath Leger quip?). Dunno if this has been posted here before, but how about Minesweeper?

Anyway, I'll be interested to see how this gets on. Could make an interesting viewing, and if Sony could make a Michael Jackson film at fairly short notice, this one could well work (same with Battleship, actually). But the idea of a Candyland movie disturbs me somewhat.

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daelrog
Posted: Nov 7 2009, 03:06 AM


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I'd think Candyland the movie would be no less adaptable to a family flick than say Alice in Wonderland, or the Wizard of Oz, even though it's unlikely it would ever be a classic like said two.

Hmm... looking back, Candyland did have quite an interesting and diverse cast... could we be seeing a new power arise from the bowels of Rezephua's dark and sugary past?!!

EDIT: tongue.gif

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NightKnight
Posted: Nov 8 2009, 11:51 AM


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What about Rezephua: The Movie? tongue.gif


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NoOoDLe
Posted: Nov 8 2009, 07:29 PM


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QUOTE (NightKnight @ Nov 8 2009, 12:51 PM)
What about Rezephua: The Movie? tongue.gif

"It's like Jurassic Park + Gladiator!"
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-Sentinel-
Posted: Nov 8 2009, 09:11 PM


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Here's a fanfic review first posted at Fanfiction.net, that I borrowed from the So Bad It's Horrible Quotes page from the TV Tropes Wiki. It is better written and more entertaining than 99.7% of all FF.net's fanfics.


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How serendipitous for you that I happened upon your story! You are about to receive one of my more creative flames, written from the copious amount of words which people suggested for my flame-writing challenge. After all, one can only use a copy-paste flame for so long before it becomes trite, right?

Right.

Now, before I crack my knuckles and begin, I certainly hope you don’t suffer from katagelophobia as I’m about to flame this disastrous fiasco you call a story, or from triskaidekaphobia as this sentence will end with the number 13.

I wish I could tell you that you didn’t have superfluous spelling errors or that your loathsome grammar didn’t make me cringe. I wish I could tell you that your plot wasn’t turbid and your characters banal. And I also wish I could work the word antidisestablishmentarianism into this flame….but, alas, I can’t do any of those things.

Now, perhaps there is an excuse for you posting this irredeemable excrement. Maybe you were drunk on a few strawberry daiquiris, or maybe you were even attacked by a bevy of flailing birds when you were younger, thus causing a permanent writing-related affliction. Or perhaps your computer was hijacked by a crank-addicted Sasquatch or a monkey whose loose sphincter and love of broccoli causes an aeruginous effluvium wherever he goes.

Whatever the excuse, it doesn’t make your story inscrutable to honest feedback like this:

I would rather attend a hoedown where inbred midgets caterwaul and perform fouettes while some guy named Jed plays the piano with an unmentionable body part than read any more of this pitiful abomination you call a story. I would rather be forced to participate in the domestication of rabid chupacabras than read one more sentence of your crap. I would even rather have an internship with Microsoft where I have to juxtapose logarithms for no reason and answer questions in pig-Latin about misconfigurations or network error messages all day.

I wish I could have faith that you will have an epiphany from this and produce a copasetic story, or that you’ll become obsequious to the fundamentals of the English language, but I think my left testicle will become a famous daredevil who competes in monster truck races before that happens. In other words: as a writer, you fail.

Best regards,
Pillar Of Winter


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NoOoDLe
Posted: Nov 9 2009, 09:42 AM


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x'D That's brilliant.
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-Sentinel-
Posted: Nov 17 2009, 10:39 PM


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Rock Into Mordor: the song, for fans of the Boromir "Walk Into Mordor" meme.


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-Sentinel-
Posted: Nov 24 2009, 09:35 PM


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I knew Palin's book Going Rogue was going to be polarizing, but not quite that much.


As I type this there are 143 five-star reviews, 124 one-star reviews and 29 any-other-rating reviews.

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TheGallant!
Posted: Nov 25 2009, 12:46 AM


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And that's why nobody actually reads reviews. Or books, for that matter!

I expect that 90% of those voters don't even know where a bookstore is, and those who do haven't read the book anyways.


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Prince Asuryan
Posted: Nov 25 2009, 12:51 AM


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Then there's the kind of truth we find in Sarah's book: stories and concepts that become truths simply because she states them.


This bit scared me.


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