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590 ways Jar Jar Binks should die. Too bad he can only die once.

Dumbledore is gay! The religious right will like Harry Potter even less...

Behold this...

Conservapedia's article about Atheism.
Actually, this whole website is hilarious... and sad at the same time. Check also Socialism, Homosexuality and Global Warming.

This post has been edited by -Sentinel- on Oct 21 2007, 02:38 PM

haha, love the 'Dumbledore is gay' story. He is way too much like Gandalf

I told all my friends dumbledore was gay and they freaked out. I could personally care less whether he is gay or not.


Hihi where stupid.

This post has been edited by norwegian nerd on Oct 21 2007, 02:56 PM

I prefer to stay away from Conservapedia, as simply reading it occasionally makes me want to punch my computer screen.

Uncyclopedia, on the other hand, is always good for a laugh.

I like the caption "Joseph Stalin's atheistic regime killed tens of millions of people." Atheism is clearly the root of all evil. The section on immoral views confirms this.

I managed to get as far as this:

Before I finally burst out laughing.

I managed to get as far as this:

Before I finally burst out laughing.

What planet are you living on, Spire? Of COURSE Creationists always win debates! And they do it the way God intended-- by bashing them repeatedly over the head with a Bible until they're knocked unconscious!

Christianity: spreading a message of peace and harmony through violence since the Middle Ages.

I found a very interesting article on Wikipedia. But I don't know what to think about it: the idea is very weird...

Any thoughts?

It's utilitarianism 101 applied to advances in biotechnology. There's absolutely nothing weird about that.

This post has been edited by A neutral shade of black. on Nov 5 2007, 06:46 PM

I'm addicted to this game.


Edit: The password for Railyard is puppy.
And the password for Rural is kitty. I discovered this one by pure luck...

This post has been edited by -Sentinel- on Nov 6 2007, 07:54 PM

Have you guys ever heard of The Eye of Argon?

'Nuff said...


You can read it here for a good laugh.

This post has been edited by -Sentinel- on Nov 15 2007, 03:11 AM

Wrong. This is the worse fanfiction ever written.

And then John was a zombie.

Possibly one of the weirdest and silliest things on the entire Internet. Burrsa will love it.

Oh, and if you think Conservapedia is not right-wing enough, behold Metapedia, the nazi encyclopedia. No kidding.
Metapedia on Gypsies. On the Holocaust. And on homosexuality.
I don't know if I should feel pity or outrage.

One more thing: if you've never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you can at least watch the Killer Bunny scene on Youtube.

Don't forget to add your stuff, too.

This post has been edited by -Sentinel- on Dec 11 2007, 02:58 AM

In the same league as the Llama Song, I give you The Dancing Badger.

But in terms of encyclopedias, it's gotta be Uncyclopedia, as LoNC pointed out. Never used it before? Google can help you there.

I've known the Uncyclopedia for some time. There's some hilarious stuff.

But the Uncyclopedia is meant to be funny. Some other ridiculous wiki-based encyclopedias, though, actually take themselves seriously. That occasionally makes them even funnier (or, sometimes, just plain pathetic).

This post has been edited by -Sentinel- on Dec 11 2007, 09:24 PM

If you're into that sort of thing, then I must recomend Fundies Say the Darndest Things, a collection of the most mind-blowingly insane, stupid and (in some cases) hideous things that fundamentalists, racists and conspiracy theorists have posted on the internet. There are over 22K postings in total, but their Top 100 is a good place to start. (warning: some of the quotes on this site may rob you of any faith in humanity you possess).

There's not much to lose.

Edit: Turns out I had more to lose than I thought.

This post has been edited by -Sentinel- on Dec 11 2007, 08:49 PM

yeah - that site is mildly worrying

it could only come from America - odd to see some of the comments come from YouTube though.

If you're into that sort of thing, then I must recomend Fundies Say the Darndest Things, a collection of the most mind-blowingly insane, stupid and (in some cases) hideous things that fundamentalists, racists and conspiracy theorists have posted on the internet. There are over 22K postings in total, but their Top 100 is a good place to start. (warning: some of the quotes on this site may rob you of any faith in humanity you possess).

Wow. That was simultaneously funny AND scary.

(Goes off to hide in a corner somewhere)

To be fair, I thought the comments people were saying about the quote were pretty much as amusing.