Here's a popular forum game with an SCP twist.

First person states an item they're putting in to 914 and the setting they're putting it in on. The next poster states what comes out, and then adds their own item/setting. Example:

Person A says "Chocolate Chip Cookie on 1:1!"
Person B says "You get a sugar cookie! I put in a pencil on coarse."

And so on. If you want examples, view this page: SCP-914 Experiment Log.

I'll start us off:

I put in a Nokia phone on Rough.

You get the same Nokia phone back.

I put in a hamster on very fine.

[DATA EXPUNGED] Resuting in several casualties, subject was found sleeping in Dr. Clef's office.
I though biological testing was not to be done!!! - Dr. _______

I put in a gas mask and a battery on very fine.

You get a Darth Vader mask, with inbuilt voice changer!

I put in Superman 64 on Rough.

You get "Action 52" for the NES.

I place a Rubik's Cube unsolved to 1:1.

You get the same Rubik's Cube with 3 sides solved, and a note that says "I give up".

I insert a twisty bottom pen on rough

You get a disassembled twisty bottom pen.

I place a Barret M98B on Very Fine.

You get a futuristic cannon, it fires blue orbs of energy resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED] to whatever it hits.

I insert a red RC car and it's remote control on very fine.

You get a a real car with an advanced remote control. The remote control is much too complicated for you to use.

I insert a venus fly trap on Very Fine.

You get a Venus Man Trap. It is capable of movement.

I put in a turd on Rough.

You get a one-of-a-kind Justin Bieber & Rebecca Black duet CD. Unfortunately, it was immediately confiscated by Dr. [REDACTED] and placed in Keter-level security due to potentially causing an XK class end of the world scenario should it ever be played.

I put in a Hawaiian grass skirt on Fine.

You receive a Grass based Suit. Through through Biological testing, you find that it is composed of the same breed of Grass
[I]"A fine looking suit, complete with a handkerchief Made of greass, and a tie of Vine. It looks quitre dapper on subject D-4567 Albeit, he complains it's a bit scratchy." -Dr. ██████

I place in a 20" Hd tv on very fine

You get an LCD Monitor constantly showing panic-inducing images if anyone looks at it. No sounds are ever heard from the monitor.
"This is starting to resemble SCP-895, don't you think?" -Dr. ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€

I place in a 4 GB Pen drive on Fine.

You Receive a 4 gb memory stick filed with HD pornography
"It operated slightly faster then a normal Usb stick, but It swiftly disappeared after testing. We're currently doing a investigation to find out who took "The pornostick" as the team is calling it, but it's not high on our priorities list."- Dr. █████████

Insert a copy of Amnesia:The Dark Descent -
Very Fine.

You get a copy of Amnesia - A Machine for Pigs. Although the disc would operate slowly.

I insert a bucket of water on Coarse.

You get a bucket of lava. Now use it to make obsidian.

Who the fuck came up with that? If you want to experiment with water, put the damn machine on 1:1 or higher! How am I supposed to deal with all you idiots... -Dr. _________

Insert a Intel graphics card.
Very Fine.

You get several atmospheres worth of alpha radiation and a PSP memory stick.

I put in a water balloon filled with spaghetti-Os on coarse.

You get a Popped balloon, and spaghetti-os all over the floor
"Who's the dunce that thought this one up?" - Dr Thompson

I put in a toaster oven with 2 mini pizzas in on fine

You get a real oven with two full pizzas in it.

SCP-682 in on Very Fine

You get SCP-173.

You quickly shove SCP-173 in on Fine.

You get SCP-682.
"Please note there's a reason biological testing is only to be conducted with permission of O5 command." - Dr. █████████

SCP-682 is quickly detained by a security team, resulting in █ casualties, and the entire lot responsible fed into SCP-914 on fine.

Upon opening the return booth [DATA EXPUNGED] Resulting in a code 78-b Bio-hazardous lock down of sector ██-6. Bio-hazard teams in full hazmat suits entered the chamber cleaning up the remains of [DATA EXPUNGED] Resulting in ██ Casualties, and 8 Agents with numerous cancerous growths. Subjects where terminated.

We appear to be dealing with a special breed of idiots here in this testing phase-Dr. Kelson


I insert one 1 oz bar of gold bullion and a single 4g 4 Karat Diamond On veryfine

You get a small golden replica of SCP-173. You also get some diamond armor.

Oh shit sorry, forgot to add mine.


A drawing of a skeleton on very fine.

A high-resolution photograph of a skeleton

SCP-860 on Very Fine

You get the Skeleton key, which causes every door, regardless of location, to open to SCP-860-1
"I'm not even sure what the expected outcome of that was, that was a horrible idea." - Dr. █████████

I put in a note proclaiming my love for SCP-914 on 1:1

You get a note saying "I'm a rough lover, turn the dial and step in."

I put in a QWERTY keyboard on Fine.

You receive a strange metal bar that when lain down horizontally, projects a solid 3D hologram of a keyboard. Ti appears to be wireless, and compatible with any electronic device capable of being manipulated with a keypad, regardless of make, age, or lack of input ports. It appears to need no external power source

Appears to be a harmless device, testing is ongoing to figure out how exactly the keyboard connects to the devices, and if it could pose a possible security hazard. - Dr. Dolan

I insert a Gas mask, A Geiger counter, and 2 10" phone screens and turn the setting to very fine

The room quickly fills with lethal amounts of gamma radiation before revealing a complete set of T-51b power armor in 50% working condition.

"In under no circumstance is anyone to test SCP 914 with anything related to radioactive material. I don't care how "awesome" this "Fallout" game is. We're running out of HAZMAT personnel." Dr. Richards

I insert 1 copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on Very Fine.

you get a copy of The Elderscrolls 6

I insert a normal CD on fine

You get an arrow in the knee.
I put a copy of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat in on rough.

You get hundreds of small pieces, apparently coming from the same CD as the input. Cannot be used in any way possible.

I insert a bottle of beer (2 Liters) on Very Fine

You receive a inhaler like container made of glass with a thick mist like vapor inside. Testing reveals it to be a alcohol based inhalant resulting in a instant state of intoxication in a single breath. According to writing on the side, it holds approximately 1.5 liters of this alcohol mist condensed into a 3x 6 cylinder of glass.

I insert a bottle of ketchup, and a bottle of mustard on 1:1

You obtain... A strange mixture of both.

Now, what did you honestly expect from that? - Dr. ______

A bowl of cookie crumbs on Very Fine.

You receive a single large cookie, warm, and fresh
In response to prior research notes;
I'll have you know doctor, I was expecting exactly that. I'll see you at the Facility Bbq next week, barring there's no incidents. I'll be the one not standing at the condements table for 30 minutes to get my toppings.- Dr. Kidd

The gears turn silently, awaiting instructions.

I insert a mac on "very fine".

you obtain a mac pro

I insert tea on fine.

You get sweet tea.

I insert a digital camera on very fine.

You get the same camera, except it doesn't require batteries, and has a small flashlight attached to it. Touchscreen functionality too.

I insert a rotten egg on Fine.