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 TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
SHAWN HEROLD
Posted: Dec 4 2011, 10:55 AM


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TO JEREMIAH, FROM SHAWN.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
JEREMIAH BRYANT
Posted: Dec 4 2011, 10:57 AM


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TO SHAWN
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
SHAWN HEROLD
Posted: Dec 4 2011, 11:00 AM


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TO DAPHNE, FROM SHAWN.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
DAPHNE GOLDSTEIN
Posted: Dec 6 2011, 12:14 AM


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to shawn
please delete that video of me blowing you. i will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one i gave you during that video. please. i am gonna be a grandma one day.
JEREMIAH BRYANT
Posted: Dec 6 2011, 01:51 AM


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TO SHAWN
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
ELLIOT MOREAU
Posted: Dec 6 2011, 02:41 AM


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TO DAPHNE
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
JEREMIAH BRYANT
Posted: Dec 6 2011, 02:49 AM


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TO DAPHNE
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
DAPHNE GOLDSTEIN
Posted: Dec 6 2011, 04:31 AM


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to elliot
just found a glowstick in my vagina.
PENELOPE MOREAU
Posted: Dec 6 2011, 07:20 PM


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TO SHAWN
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
JEREMIAH BRYANT
Posted: Dec 6 2011, 09:02 PM


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TO DAPHNE
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
DAPHNE GOLDSTEIN
Posted: Dec 7 2011, 11:34 PM


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to jeremiah
apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
PRECIOUS WHITE
Posted: Dec 8 2011, 03:31 AM


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jeremiah.

If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded. ( re.
DAPHNE GOLDSTEIN
Posted: Dec 11 2011, 08:02 AM


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to precious
i don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
PRECIOUS WHITE
Posted: Dec 12 2011, 03:13 AM


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daphne.

There's strippers and beer every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
JEREMIAH BRYANT
Posted: Dec 12 2011, 08:51 AM


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TO ELLIOT
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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