The Fiery Crossroads, Sit down, have a drink, and take it easy

[Hell Bunny]

"riiiight" he said to the the man, "sĺ what are you doing here then?" he got an evil grin again, he was thongking on ways to kill that random person who looked rather childish, in a way

to consentrated on the beer again, then notecing that someone was looking at him, he turned and lookd after the eyes, and he found them. and took his beer and went over to he.
"Hello, there, wanna go and kill som babies with me?"

[Waylander]

the newcomer was just about to answer when he noticed the man(Richard) had lost his complete interest in him um.. yeah...he then walked over to the bar and hey, was it possible to get a ginger ale? he asked

[Lady Gilthoniel]

Rajata blinked at the man and a bit of a cold chill left her body and her glass frosted over under her her hand and crept over the glass. "no..."

Destiny watched as she had not moved off yet downt he bat "Umm... your a lonly person aint ya?" she asked the man.

[Kleko]

Timmy Knight stood still in front of the door. Patrons leaving and entering around him. The bar reeked of self inflicted heresy. Then with a primal roar pulled from his ancestral memories he charged the door. In a shower of splinters and blood, Knight can be seen falling head first through parts of the floor as some random fellow opens the door at just the moment.

[Lady Gilthoniel]

Desteny gave a slight jump as teh sound of the man falling, it was odd for her to sturr at such a thing. She had been working for Piper long enough to know never be suprised by anything in this strang place. Looking up she rolled her eyes as she moved back down the bar to gther up a few glasses.

[Lady Gilthoniel]

Rajata cast a hard look towards the sound of the man falling and raised an eye brow at the sight of him on the floor. Turning back to the bar she picked up her glass and crossed over to a table, Destiny set her dirty glasses down and crossed over to Rajata's table.

[Kleko]

Timmy gave a groan. It felt like some of the many splinters had managed to get under his plate armor. In some pretty inconvinient places to. Slowly rasing himself from the floor he watche daround the tavern. A multispiecial glare poked him in the chest.

"Err I can pay for the damage if needed"

Silence.

"Riiight..." Timmy stroaked the back of his head causing a small haul of splinters to clatter down to his lower regions.

"Errr is there a restroom here?" A young girl gave a giggle and pointed. With a few wimpers Knight walked over to the chabby door.

This post has been edited by Kleko on Nov 15 2008, 05:07 PM

[Lady Gilthoniel]

Destiny sat down a cross from Rajata, "mind if I take my brake here?"

"Not at all" Rajata said with ease "So, this seems to be a rather odd place. How is it a girl like you came to be here?"

Destiny gave a shy smile "Honestly, I do not know, I was walking and one day I was here. I like it, so I stayed." Destiny took a drink from her own glass "and you?"

"I am just passing through, I like to see new places."

[Luther v3.7]

A drunken rouge in dirty clothes was finishing his last ale. He was kind of wobbly as he signaled the bartender that he was ready to go. "You wracked up quite a tab stranger, you got enough cash to pay for all this?" Destiny said suspiciously.

"Course I got cash, loads o'it. But if yer want ter make it inerestin' I could make yer a li'l wager." The man grinned showing his dirty teeth (some of them were missing) nestled inside of his filthy beard. "I'll wager 'at I kin make ye clap yer 'ands wi' me eyes closed an 'ands behind me back! If I kin, I pay nuttin, if I kint I pay double." The man staggered a bit as he said this.

Destiny was pretty amused at this, she had seen a lot of things in her time as bartender and was confident she could take anything this bum could dish out. "Ok, make me clap..."

The man reached into his travel stained coat and pulled out a toy monkey with two cymbals on each hand. The man wound it up with some difficulty as he was more than 3 parts drunk, "now in order to make it stop, ye got to clap," And with that he sat the thing down and it immediately began to clap its little cymbals and dance around the table in a wobbly mechanical way.

Destiny's jaw dropped in shock at the sheer stupidity of the situation. Then she began to laugh, and hit the bar table almost bending over double as the toy teetered about. As the clanging grew louder she had had enough and grabbed the toy from the table in front of her and smashed it on the floor. "There now pay your...." she stopped mid sentence as she heard more clanging, turning she saw three other monkeys wobbling to and fro down the bar. "You really like seeing these things get smashed don't you?" She said to the man, but he was standing away from the bar with his eyes closed and hands behind his back.

She looked back at the monkeys and found that there were now seven of them clanging away, on the bar, one of them had already knocked over a drink, another one went flying through the air after a close encounter with a drunken patron. The clanging was getting louder and louder all the time. She looked down to see two or three of the monkeys right under her. Hurling them off the bar she noticed that there were several marching along the back counter and a couple walking around on the floor.

She smashed one of them with a swift kick, only to look behind her to find four more. Everywhere she looked there were more and more clanging monkeys, all beating their toy cymbals in a maddening unison. There were monkeys on all the tables now, monkeys on every shelf, monkeys in huge piles, monkeys flying through the air as people tossed them about to get rid of them. The walls were beginning to shake from the concussion of thousands of tiny pieces of metal beating together.

The drunken rouge had fallen down, unable to stand up with his eyes closed, and a pile of monkeys were swarming all over him. Glasses were being knocked over, patrons were running out of the front door screaming with maddness, toy monkeys were marching out the front door as well, Destiny looked out the windows and saw them falling from the roof, clanging all the way down.

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!!" Destiny clapped her hands hysterically. "I'M CLAPPING, I'M CLAPPING YOU WIN!!! YOU WIN!!!!" She was screaming to the top of her lungs as a man suddenly walked up and slammed his fist on the bar right in front of her. All she could hear was the sound of toy monkey parts scattering across the floor. There was complete silence, Destiny looked around and all the monkeys were gone except for the smashed one right in front of her, the mans gloved fist was still grinding it into the bar.

I really hate those things, don't you? Thank you for the applause young lady. You ARE too kind. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luther v3.7. You might have known by predecessors Luther the Great and Luther v2.1. I have some business with the owner of this fine establishment about housing arrangements. I'd like to purchase some land in these parts and build a humble abode. Is she in?

Destiny stared at her strange visitor for a few moments, still in shock from the monkeys. She watched him twirl gold coins and jewels in his hands absent- mindedly as they disappeared as they seemed to disappear and reappear in between his fingers.

[Lady Gilthoniel]

Destiny remembered both of the Luther’s this man named quite well and thanked her lucky stars all she had gotten was annoying clapping monkeys out of him. “I have not seen Piper in ages; she does that from time to time, disappear I mean.” Destiny watched him with a keen eye, unsure of what to do with him or how to act.