Master of Sarcasm from Grimlock's School of Awesomeness
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The 28th of December
It is the year 2011. The Old Forest forum is thriving, being one of the most active and famous fantasy forums on the net. During the last few weeks, a wild, messy and somewhat confusing topic has been discussed.
Because, during January 2012, several of the members will finally meet, for the first time in flesh. The topic has been concering who will come, and what they will do. One of the most senior members, Baelyn, has been able to borrow a huge, almost hotel-like cabin in the wilds of Canada, and so far, more than 15 members has said they'll be there.
The occasion for this meetings is of course to meet old friends, and also to celebrate one of the oldest and most respected ( at least by some ) members, Aervane aka Trevor. Aervane has, as the first regular forum members, managed to get a book published.
This post has been edited by Grimlock on Dec 15 2006, 02:32 PM
Master of Sarcasm from Grimlock's School of Awesomeness
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The 16th of January
One by one, the forum members are arrving in Canada, and are greeted by Baelyn at their destination, in the middle of nowhere. Mikkel ( Grimlock ) is the first to arrive, and is clearly somewhat shy when he first meets Kyla ( Baelyn ). The net can never compare to the real world, in some ways.
More and more people arrive, some shaking hands, as if meeting strangers, others giving tenuous hugs. As everyone is gathered at a large hall, Caleb, as usual trying to be in command, stands up to give a speech. But he is quickly and quietly pushed down back in his chair by Luther. As always.
"My dear friends," James ( Luther ) begins amiably. "Finally we meet in the flesh. It is good to finally see you, and not just your freaky avatars." He looks directly at Grim when he says that. "Kyla has been so kind as to provide what appears to be a wondrous dinner, and..." At the word 'dinner', everybody were suddenly running towards the dining room, leaving James standing there, perplexed.
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That evening, things were quieting down. All during dinner, Angel, Trevor ( Aervane ) and Mikkel had been laughing their butts off at Niall ( Pikel ( hee hee hee ) )'s desperate ( and futile ) attempts to catch Ginny's attention.
Now, everyone had settled down in the main living room, and are relaxing. A few are reading books they brought ( duh... ), some are talking, and James was cheating Leggy at blackjack. Suddenly, Caleb and Angel stormed Trevor, pinning him to his chair. Grim calmly walks up to them, grinning maniacly at the confused expression on Trevor's face.
"Now, my dear anti-Malazan... person, you'll know the glory that is Malazan!" Grim says, still grinning like a lunatic. Grim takes a seat directly opposite Trevor, and calmly pick up a book. It's Gardens of the Moon, the first book of The Malazan Book of the Fallen.
Grim begins to read out loud, to the amusement of most, and the terror of Trevor.
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Vell, Vere is de rest?!?!?
and you forgot to mention (if this was supposed to be accurate) I would probably call you a viking... but then again I dont thikn I've previously called you one so perhaps that is an error on my part. Grim, your a viking... I think we should turn it into a role play XD
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Give grim some time As for the rp I think that is a great idea but I also think, if grim is fine with it, he should continue this story. What does everyone think?
Master of Sarcasm from Grimlock's School of Awesomeness
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So, here goes....
The 17th of January
4.37 am
The members were bedded down in rooms down a dark shadowy hallway. It was early, too early for any sensible creature to be awake. But still, sneaking down the hallway were two humans, cloaked in shadows.
Silently opening the door to Martin ( Western Paladin )'s room, the two persons moved inside without a sound. The sound of a soft snoring greeted them. The taller of the pair stifled a chuckle.
Carefully they started putting some strange liquid substance on Martin's bed.
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11.25 am
After eating breakfast ( at quite different times ), the members are starting to get out, preparing for a cross country skiing trip. The first, for some.
Tom is running around, trying to be helpful and giving advise to those in need. Suddenly Wing speaks up, "Hey, has anyone seen Martin around today?" No answer is forthcoming, and, being the responsible person he is, James volunteers to check out Martin's room.
Both Ben and Mikkels decides to go along, for some reason they're both on the verge of falling over from laugher. But, everyone being used to them being somewhat... strange, they don't take too much notice.
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OOC: Ops, gotta, go. I'll finish this "chapter" later...
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urban dictionary to the rescue:
QUOTE
MOAR
A common refrain in the seedier sectors of the 'net, MOAR (always capitalized, often used with pictures of rioting Koreans) is a cry of lust intended to elicit more of whatever stimulated the lust.
Pictures of a threesome between Mask De Smith, Harman Smith, and Arlen Spector?