WELCOME TO ON DUMPSTERS AND HEIRLOOMS, A SITE BASED ON THE FICTIONAL ISLAND OF ST. ANTHONY'S ISLE OFF THE COAST OF THE CAROLINAS. IN THE 1930S, IT BEGAN AS A QUARANTINE ISLAND DURING THE WAR, BUT AFTER A COUPLE BILLIONAIRE DEVELOPERS GOT WIND OF AN ABANDONED ISLAND, THEY SOUGHT TO MAKE PARADISE - VISIONS OF THE "PERFECT CITY" EMERGING IN THE TIME WITH THE "AMERICAN DREAM". HOWEVER, AS THE CITY GREW POPULAR, THE UNDERBELLY LEAKED.
The best song wasn't the single, but you weren't either. Livin' in Ladera Heights, the black Beverly Hills, Domesticated paradise, palm trees and pools. The water's blue, swallow the pill, Keepin' it surreal, whatever you like, Whatever feels good, whatever takes you mountain high. Keepin' it surreal, not sugar-free, My TV ain't HD, that's too real. Grapevine, mango, peaches, and limes, the sweet life. You've had a landscaper and a house keeper since you were born; The starshine always kept you warm. So why see the world, when you got the beach? Don't know why see the world, when you got the beach? The sweet life.
