DON'T TOUCH THE GIRLS!, 27, pimp, bj novak

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FREAK SQUAD

oh my gaWD though i seriously love him and so does bobbi jo
because they're siblings and i don't think she quite understands
what he does but that's okay because their family dinners are
still ridiculously cray

OH MY GAWD THEY'RE ALL SO WEIRDbut that's ok cuz dey family and dally loves bobbi jo and is probably glad that she knows little to nothing about what he does for a living. it's better for her if she's in the dark about all that. and i feel like given how smart she is dally would die if she ever got involved in his line of work like "omg whut r u doin ur so smart gurl fix ur shit"

omg he's such a strange kitty kat.but zara's never really interacted with a member of the norris family before. so when she meets dally, she will be like 'oh look, a norris!' (in the same way a kid would react in seeing a unicorn or something). if she finds out he's a pimp, her reply might be something like 'oh... cool. yolo? maybe.' she might behave rather naively and childish towards dally and turn a complete blind eye to him and his pimping-ness. i mean, zara probably thinks he's really fucking weird and creepy but she's too on/off-ish to even remember.

i think at first he'd find her very odd like "idgi what is so interesting about meh". but as long as she don't judge him he don't care