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dexter.IS LISTENING TO NO REASON TO PRETEND BY AARON SPRINKLE. the woman i invited over for dinner thought "would you like to help me learn my lines?" was code for "please be naked and in my bed when i get back." needless to say, it was awkward, and now i feel guilty for not just going through with it because she was pretty furious when she left.

ELS IS ONLINE ♫ HURT - JOHNNY CASHmaybe you need to do a psych test before inviting them into your home. :)

dexter.IS LISTENING TO NO REASON TO PRETEND BY AARON SPRINKLE. she did come across as a little... unstable.

ELS IS ONLINE ♫ HURT - JOHNNY CASHare we talking speaks to elvis or totally batshit crazy?

dexter.IS LISTENING TO NO REASON TO PRETEND BY AARON SPRINKLE. she stole a fork and a picture frame when i left the room to get more wine, and she thought running lines was code for let's-get-naked.

ELS IS ONLINE ♫ HURT - JOHNNY CASHwhat is she going to do with a fork and a picture frame? yeah, i'd say she is definitely not playing with a full deck. did you at least get to run lines before she left?

dexter.IS LISTENING TO NO REASON TO PRETEND BY AARON SPRINKLE. come back and stab me with it while i sleep because i wouldn't have sex with her? i did not, and maybe that's for the best. she was probably already naming our children.

ELS IS ONLINE ♫ HURT - JOHNNY CASHeither that or take out a finger trying to stab your face. what a shame. im sure she would have worked wonders. count your stars, you probably escaped with your life.

dexter.IS LISTENING TO NO REASON TO PRETEND BY AARON SPRINKLE. both options don't make for very comforting mental images. admittedly, running lines is probably no one's idea of a good date, so i suppose that's my fault.

ELS IS ONLINE ♫ HURT - JOHNNY CASHi imagine so, my apologies. we can talk about something that doesn't involve mutilation to your face. there are worst things to do on dates than to read lines. trust me, i would know.

dexter.IS LISTENING TO NO REASON TO PRETEND BY AARON SPRINKLE. and all of my extremities. i probably don't need all ten fingers, but i've grown rather fond of them. perhaps i should have took her bowling. isn't that the great american pastime? i could exchange dating horror stories all night.

ELS IS ONLINE ♫ HURT - JOHNNY CASHi can't imagine a world where i have missing fingers. haha. bowling is a perfect pastime. don't count your daisies just yet. i've had some pretty bad ones over the years.

dexter.IS LISTENING TO NO REASON TO PRETEND BY AARON SPRINKLE. i think it would be easier to cope with the loss of a finger if it came with an incredible story. i have never been bowling, so i wouldn't know. alright then, where's the worst place that someone has taken you on a date?

ELS IS ONLINE ♫ HURT - JOHNNY CASHthere would certainly take the sting out of it. and make for a funny ice breaker. you can't be serious, you are missing out on life. i have a top five, but i would say the worst was a cemetary. what about yours?

dexter.IS LISTENING TO NO REASON TO PRETEND BY AARON SPRINKLE. you could even make up a story if the actual story was disappointing. afraid so. a cemetery? someone took you to a cemetery on a date? what were you doing? sacrificing a virgin? i had a woman take me to sign divorce papers before. she wanted me to know that she was single.