So I figured since the majority of us are in college it'd be dope if we all told stories or expectations or anything about college.

I'll start first...

This one day I startled my roommate and he was holding a cup of tea so he dropped a few drops on his paper, then he threw the whole goddamned cup at me. I was soaked in boiling hot tea. I will get my revenge on him, like pour hot tea straight into his monitor.

Let's hear the stories.

The other thread is more about advice, I suppose. This one can be our story thread, just for kicks. Have at it I say.

BTW, don't ever unicycle while drunk. It will only get you hurt.

well, i look very innocent. which helps, as i am an awful sadist.

anyway, stood outside college with seom friends from the class, a police officer walks by, so i shout "OMFG, HERE COMES THE BACON"

dunno bout your countries, but here thats an arrestable offence, so this officer walks over going "do you think thats funny? who the hell said that"

noone said anything, so i went "he did it" and pointed to my richard.

anyway he says i did it, and then the officer chooses, takes him cause he looks like a rebel/tramp. gives him a stern talking to. was funny

In the first few weeks of my first year at college... a guy comes back staggeringly drunk / high / messed up from a party... proceeds to go between his room and the bathroom for the next couple of hours (I can tell since I keep on hearing his door and the bathroom door opening and slamming shut)

My roommate walks in the next morning and tells me that it looks like someone had an abortion all over the bathroom floor.

XD

Heh, here's a good story.

I was sitting in my room, bored as all hell. I just got back from class, and outta my three other roommates, I was the last one to come back that day, so that meant they all left already without me to go party or w/e.

So after 5 hours of boredom watching TV, and me feeling really jittery and hyper, I was getting annoyed.

One of my roommates finally came back at like 3 in the morning. I sat up from my couch, and before my buddy could even say "Hi" I said, "I'm going to dropkick you right now."

He said, "What?"

And I dropkicked him on the spot.

=D end of story! DROPKICK YOUR ROOMMATES FOR LOLZ!

My Friend up in Merced

Jason (my friend) is really sleeping
on another note he really did press all the correct buttons while he was talking.
~man I wish I was up at Merced...