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 Mall Fight VII: Majora's Mask (Epilogue), The End At Last (The Show Must Go On)
Martintox
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:02 AM


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LEVEL SELECT:

Act I, Chapter I, Part II: The Daemons Told You About Those Platforms

Act I, Chapter II, Part I: 20% Suspicion And Disappointment

The Computer's Gone And The Plot Sets Off And Shit

Act I, Chapter II, Part II: All Bets On The Lucky Numbers A.K.A THEY RECOVER THE ISATROPE BUT THEY DON'T

Act I, Chapter III: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT

The Point Where Logan Never Posts Again (Joy To The World)

Xanadu:
The Negaverse
China (Diggin' It)
New Gensokyo
Xanadu
Psychic Children and Quagsire, All Part Of A Nutritious Breakfast!
Fight Against Number XI
Xandus Sells Out

The Tetsu Offensive:
Anticipating The Tennis Defense
Nega Tox
Tommy Appears
The Sea Ponies (THAT'S WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS)

Blackjack Six:
Blackjack Six Gets Serious
The Tetsu Offensive In Action, I Guess
The Church of Adrien Brody
Walking On The Moon

Mango:
Mango AGAIN?!
Mall Fight: Featuring Bruce Thai
Cloning Never Turns Out Well
A New Challenger Appears
Taking Back MFO

The Blood Sample:
Randomly Assigned
Cryogeist Gets Ready
Xot Has A Plan
Cryogeist Fights Sister(?)
Cryo Briefs Everyone

Kommander Korma:
The Coin Flip
Xot, IT Master
The Kommander Arrives
Fight Against Number X

Ashfie:
No One Actually Knows How To Drive Spaceships
The Water Park (ft. Xandus)
The Recording Room
The Gene
The Clown Cometh
The Dome

Act II, Chapter I, Part I: Take Care Of The Kids While I'm Out Hunting Down Godheads

The Alpha Mall:
Mission Briefings
They Need The Exercise Anyway
Meanwhile, In The Gamma Timeline
Volcanic Properties
"Tox, that's just stupid. Where are you going to fuck them? Up the gas-hole?"
Xandus Out Of Fucking Nowhere
The Number Men
Towers And Shit
Incoming Heartwarm
Awakening (ft. Xandus)
"Do they think we're gay?"

Foresight:
The Clown Returns
Cygnus A
A Mysterious Land
Back To The Mall
Salt Appears

Malsek:
Herman Mansion
Stop Right There, Criminal Scum
Vehicular Space Travel
Malsek, Irony Incarnate
The Malsek Sewers
Lots Of Shit In Plan
Second Fight Against Xandus
We're Going Shopping
Perfect Patronage
The Silistar Forest
The White Knight Association Headquarters
Legit Negociation Is Going On Right Here
Battle For The Briefcase

Awakening:
Death Is But A Hindrance
Aztec Temples and Shit Going Chrono Trigger
Athens
Beating Up Passersby Is Technically A Crime

Sibling Rivalry:
Sportsmanship Isn't A Word
Motivation Through The Death Of A Loved One? That Doesn't Remind Me Of Anything.
Sixth Wall Investigations And Brotherhood Trouble
Hostile... Friendly... Eh, I Dunno, It's Just A Takeover
Tox Dies
Blood Tests
SOCIAL LINK AND RESURRECTION OF DEAD PEOPLE THROUGH SCIENCE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Biscuit Is Gone As Hell
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
Getting The Shaft

Madness Combat II, Electric Boogaloo:
Connor Returns And Biscuits Are Gifted
Detroit? I Never Asked For This!
Nevada (Madness Combat Returns)
Nevada Negas
Card Games In Nevada
Not Nevada

Waffles, Tox And Salt Fucking Around For 20 Pages:
Back On Track?
Yep, Back On Track
Sibling Bonding
Salt Acts Like A Complete Twat And Tox Acts Like A Complete 14-Year Old
The Two Morons Actually Don't Kill Each Other For A Bit
Bringing Out Whatever's Within
Short Temper: Everyone Has It

Xot Returns:
Important Matters To Assess To
Hypercube
The 114 Sequence
Motion Picture Loudspeaker Systems. Motion Picture Loudspeaker Systems Never Change.
Not Quite A Duel With Dual
Backgammon (ft. Crowbar Shithead)

Return To Malsek:
Summits Fail All The Time!
brb, malsek
AND I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP
Totoro: Mall Fight 7 Mascot
Re-Entry
Bitches Love Lasers A.K.A Venbak's Possible Finest Hour
The Fight Against Xot

Echidna:
Barricading The Mall In 28 Easy Steps (ft. Echidna)
The Library (ft. Connor)
Venbak Sees Some Trippy Shit
IT'S NOT JUST A BOULDER, IT'S A ROCK!
Go To Hell, Salt
Fighter Philosophy And White Knight Ideology

Vietnam:
Vietnam
Ghost Stories, Not Toast Stories!
Spoilers: Boi Khe BURNS
Fight Against Number VIII
Getting The Fuck Out Of Dodge

Inferno:
Status Report
"I don't know, freefall from the city of Dis to the Cocytus?"
The Most Dangerous Game (Of Football)
How To Fight The Sixth Wall
A Challenger Appears

Xandus:
The Mall Defense System
The Initiation Begins
Recruits
Ferresis
Fight Against Number VII
The Spoils

Hypercube System:
Diamonds Are Forever, Just Like Domestic Abuse
Alternians Don't Cry, As Far As I Know
The Hypercube Returns (ft. A Game Of Monopoly)
Showdown, Counterpart To Counterpart (Venbak's Finest Hour)
Clown's Final Caper (ft. Emerald Dragon And Number VI)
The Magnum Farce Ends

The Battle:
Now You Fucked Up! (ft. Black Soul)
Disappearance and Reconciliation
Getting Down To Business
Training Montage
The Battle Begins
The Obligatory Negotiation Sub-Sub-Subplot
The Godheads Intervene
White Noise

Act III, Chapter 0: The Frozen Heaven

The Battle, On Ice:
Amnesia: The Dim Descent
Wastelanders
Amnesia: The Dim Descent, Part II
Arsenal Gear
Green On White (Godhead Fridge Gets Serious)
We Killed God, What Did You Do This Week?

The Battle, Part III:
Back To Business
Getting Level With The Fleet (ft. Backgammon)

Act III, Chapter I: The Exodus From Julius To Romulus

The Backgammon Business:
Bowman Awakens
Salt And Waffles Talk About This Shit For Multiple Pages
Backgammon II (ft. JESUS FUCK SALT AND WAFFLES ARE STILL AT IT?!)
Fight Against Number V
IT'S THE 400 PAGE MILESTONE AND THEY'RE STILL FUCKING GOING
Number V (OH GOD, SALT AND WAFFLES ARE FINALLY FUCKING DONE)

Error 404:
"Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?"
Heavy Tower ConstruKction
Salt Versus Waffles, Breakfast Showdown(?)
One Hell Of A Time
Bragging Rights (ft. Black Soul and JESUS FUCK SALT AND WAFFLES ARE STILL DOING THIS)

Hypersymmetry:
A Good Chat (ft. SWEET FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO KILL THOSE TWO)
4-Wheel Acetaminophen Drive
Walking Is For Squares
The Tower
Smoke Weed Every Day
Oh Dear Fucking God, Salt And Waffles Are Finally Done
The Tower Of Hypersymmetry
Save File Threshold?
Wait, Nevermind, They're At It Again. What A Surprise.
Is It Over? Please Tell Me It's Over.

Save File Threshold

Ron Paul 2016

TRON 2.0:
TRON: Discovery
TRON: Reboot
TRON: Croak Monsters
Fight Against Number IV

Hypersymmetry, Part II:
Back In The Tower
You Can Find Really Weird Shit On DeviantArt
Interrogating Number IV
Number III
The Spoils Of The Tower

The Rip:
Convergence
Compression
Manipulation
No More Room In Hell

Act III, Chapter II: The City Of Tox (The City Came First)

Inside The Rip:
The Outlands
The Lighthouse
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS(?)
Early Visit
God Damn It, Salt
Bark On A Tree
Death Is Also Forever

Save File

Yggdrasil, The World Tree
The City Of Tox
The Elevator

The Final Battle:
Entering The City
Atop The Central Tower
Backroom Six
The Final Boss: Anarchangeldemonthony
Exceptions
Xandus Goes Tetsuo

The Armageddon Ritual
Typheus

Act III, Chapter III: The End At Last (The Show Must Go On)

The Final Touch:
Xot' Final Message
Venbak's Finest Moment (Just Ignore Whatever The Hell Waffles And Salt Are Talking About)

The Inspection:
The Fuck Is That Guy?
The Ultimate(?) Intergalactic Court
The Speech
The Fighters Versus The Judge
The Administration's Power Saves The Day
The Inspector's True Identity

All That Begins Has An End


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PSWVoJwsTo[/YOUTUBE]

"We have existed from the morning of the world and we shall exist until the last star falls from the heavens. Although we have taken the form of the Mall Fighters, we are all men as we are no man and so, we are gods."

"A shoutout to a porn movie about the roman emperor Caligula? Well, my work here is done, I quit!"

Welcome to Mall Fight VII: Majora's Mask
A.K.A The Rise And Fall of Otho
A.K.A Dingo Gang Kill Them All
A.K.A Obscured by Malls
A.K.A Everybody Hates Eric Draven

Here are the rules, straight from the Glossary.

QUOTE
1. No godmodding. That's simple. Don't be invincible or extremely powerful with every single spell in history.

2. No spawnkilling or revengekilling. That means that you can't respawn behind someone that killed you or kill someone right as they respawn. That is stupid and only done by assholes.

3. Don't be an asshole. This goes in hand with the last rule. Don't be one.

4. No permanent player death. Players can never, ever, permanently die, unless when it's a plot point or something. Like that, people can always come back.


Alright, did you get that? Awesome, let's go.

MOVIE I DISC I BOOK I ACT I CHAPTER I PART I: THE GAMES BEGIN YET AGAIN
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WafflesandBacon
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:04 AM


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I edit this video:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4[/YOUTUBE]
and respectively paste Tox and Ice's faces on the two men's faces.
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:05 AM


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I sit in Mall Fight Offices, sipping coffee with my two girls, Sakura and Madilyne, on the living room couch while Twin Peaks plays.

"So." (Sakura)

"So." (Madilyne)

Stephanie walks though with Sizarro and Diamond.

"We're gonna go to the salon, don't wait up." (Stephanie)

"Sure thing babe." (Me)

They exit, and Madilyne looks at me, angry.

"Three! You have three girlfriends now!" (Me)
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bloodmuffins
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:07 AM


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I walk over by Eric. <New place is new. Nice and shiny.>
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:08 AM


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"Hey, Cobra offered to renovate. I love the Aperture Science vibe." (Me)
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bloodmuffins
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:12 AM


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<'Tis nice, yeah.>
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Martintox
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:13 AM


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Meanwhile, Venbak enters Mall Fight Offices and looks for Eric.
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:13 AM


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Venbak walks into Maddie and Sakura sing "Still Alive".
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Daeron-El
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:13 AM


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I walk with a Universal Studios Baloon, and a Disneyland hat. By my side walks the little girl I rescued in the previous Mall Fight, carrying a big Stitch plushie, with Mickey Mouse ears on top of her head.

- So did you enjoyed Disneyland? -

The girl looks up to me, then turns to the ground

_I...hum...yes...it was very fun_

She smiles, I smile back.

- Good, because we may come back next year, or we may go somewhere else. Now let's go find Mom so we can...-

I look around me, finding myself in the mall

-...Not this crap again...-
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:14 AM


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That was sad.
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Martintox
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:15 AM


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Venbak sighs and walks over to Eric.

"Um, hey, Eric. Did you see Tox or Clas recently?" (Venbak)
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:18 AM


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"No, why?" (Me)
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Martintox
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:20 AM


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"...Oh. I thought you'd find it odd. I didn't see either of them ever since we 'defeated' Anon." (Venbak)
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:21 AM


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"It's only been ten days. They are probably fucking." (Me)
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Daeron-El
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:22 AM


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(Reality ensues, The girl is with me though)

I whistle and Caliburn returns to me. It looks funny alonside my more normal looking clothing of Jeans and a T-shirt. I rather be protected than be properly dressed. I strap Caliburn to my Back and walk holding the hand of the girl.

- Anyone else here? -
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Martintox
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:22 AM


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"Tox is 14 while Clas is in her 20's or so. Besides, did Tox ever leave for that much time before?" (Venbak)
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:24 AM


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"I dunno." (Me)

"I'm nine, she's eleven, he's sixteen, and we've been fucking for ten days. What's your point?" (Madilyne)

"Madilyne, don't be rude to Venbak." (Me)
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Daeron-El
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:28 AM


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I continue walking passing the Salon, yet too busy looking for possible trouble that I do not notice Steph, however the girl and I are completely visible from inside the Salon.
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Martintox
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:28 AM


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"He hasn't, as far as I know, so that must mean something happened to them. If you ever come upon either Tox or Clas, tell me immediately." (Venbak)

Venbak pulls a Scouter out of his pocket and hands it over to Eric.
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:30 AM


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"Of course. Should we look for him now?" (Me)

***

Steph and Sizarro are getting their nails done.

"Hey, it's Daeron!" (Stephanie)

"Like, yeah! Like, Daeron!" (Sizarro)
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Martintox
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:32 AM


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"At least get to it soon. Call me when you're getting on it. I'll see you later." (Venbak)

Venbak walks out of the room and out of MFO.
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:33 AM


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I speed out to Venbak.

"We can do it. Together. Now." (Me)
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Daeron-El
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:34 AM


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I turn towards the voices, hand in my sword, the let loose the grip, as I see who it is. The girl startled still however, stays behind me, hiding.

- Well, well, if it isn't my student and the valley girl, how are you two? What have you been up to in these last 10 months? -

I ask making my way to the girls, the little girl with me staying close, holding my shirt, as she hids behind me.
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Martintox
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:35 AM


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"Thank you." (Venbak)

Venbak hugs Eric.

PLATONICALLY, GODDAMMIT!
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Apr 22 2012, 02:38 AM


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"Let's...let's get to it...then..." (Me)

***

"Like, huh? Like, it's like, been like, ten like, days, like, ya know?" (Sizarro)
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