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 Mall Fight 6 (And One Half): Let Us Cling Together, IT KEEPS HAPENING...AGIAN
WafflesandBacon
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 03:51 PM


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*Apologizes to Eric*
Alright, if there are no more interruptions. This is Mall Fight, you're in a mall, you fight.

RRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRUUUU
1. Don't be an asshole.
2. Only respawn in a store, not behind anyone.
3. Plot will occur no matter what, just go with it.
4. I reiterate, don't be an asshole.
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Martintox
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 03:53 PM


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RRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRHEUMATISM!

I am chased by 6 people.

I'm on a Serbian country side.

Shit happens.
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Diablo1099
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 03:53 PM


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I awaken after sleeping on the job and Nemesis shows up smelling of Lamp Fat.
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 03:56 PM


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...

I walk around Casino Park. "Hey, Diablo!"
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WafflesandBacon
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 03:58 PM


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Cirno grazes past Eric, freezing only part of his body, while I chase behind her, "Sorry, Eric!"
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:00 PM


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"Whatever."
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Diablo1099
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:01 PM


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"Evening, Care for a game of Blackjack?"
Nemesis happily waves at Eric.
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Martintox
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:02 PM


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I grab the Epsilon and use the technique SPACEは、スラッシュ!, which creates a whole through space that I then fall into, crashing in front of Eric.
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:07 PM


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"Er, no thanks. It's good to see you guys though. Captain Radven wanted to see you. He has a special-"

Tox crashes in front of us. "Tox!?"
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Diablo1099
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:09 PM


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"Capitan Who?"
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:11 PM


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"Uh, Captain Radven. The Gorn liaison between us and the Klingons."
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Martintox
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:12 PM


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I get up.

6 people land in perfect precision on my head and then teleport away.

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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:13 PM


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"Where is he going..."

I "HENSHIN!" and run after Tox, yelling "Find the captain!" back at Diablo.
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Diablo1099
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:15 PM


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"...Ok...NEMESIS LETS MOVE!"
Me and Nemesis head out to the Captain.
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Martintox
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:19 PM


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"Um, I'm still here." (Me)

The 6 people then re-appear and teleport away with me.
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WafflesandBacon
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:20 PM


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"Cirno!", I yell, "Where are y-AAAAAAAAAAAAH!", the Humvee wheels slide on a patch of ice and crash into the frozen sector of the Mall.

I lay unconscious on the Humvee airbag.
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:28 PM


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I teleport with Tox.
Diablo and Nemesis come up to the IKS Breaker.

user posted image

They are beamed into the captain's quarters, a dark red room room filled with fog. Radven stands sitting at a stone desk.

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Picture for reference on Radven's appearance.
"Ah, Diablo, Nemesis. Sit."
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Martintox
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:33 PM


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I re-appear in a court room with 6 people, Eric then appearing behind me.

"Tox, do you know why you are here?" (???)

"I didn't tip my waiter at the Fancy Subway?" (Me)

I get Spirit Slapped.

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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:34 PM


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"Where ARE we?"
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Diablo1099
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:37 PM


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We sit down.
"uuhhh Hi...You called for me?..." I ask as Nemesis tries his best to sit on the small chair.
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Martintox
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:38 PM


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"You two are at the Abandoned Justice Court of Ashfie." (???)

"Ashfie? That sounds familiar. Ball-shiveringly familiar." (Me)
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:41 PM


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"Is that an anime reference or a past Mall reference?"

ELSEWHERE!

"Ah, yes. It seems one of my crew swore a blood oath against a friend of yours. However, this friend is busy with more important matter, and I am no Klingon. So I convinced Eric to set up a fight between you and the crew member instead."

Radven stands. "The Klingons are wild cards. If you don't indulge them...they may decide they don't need you Fighters."
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Diablo1099
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:43 PM


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"Me?....Fight?....Could Nemesis do it instead?...."
Nemesis perked up after hearing me say his name.
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Martintox
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 04:47 PM


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"Well, see, Ashfie is-" (Me)

"The last remaining HQ of the Sixth Wall Army, then requisitioned by the Six Remnants Army." (???)

"Wait. You're 6. You know about the Sixth Wall and the Six Remnants. Therefore, you are-" (Me)

"The six leaders of the Six Remnants Army." (Ruman)

"Ruman, Insfi, Reno, Pardè, Argonis and Zoidberg." (Me)

"Bob." (Bob)
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TheDarkEricDraven
Posted: Feb 11 2012, 05:04 PM


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"Hmm."

ELSEWHERE!

"I already switched Tox out. But...a Klingon who took down a bio weapon like that would have many songs told of him...you shall both fight. You, Diablo, against Ratta, and you, creature, against a dozen. Follow me."

Radven walks out of the room.
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