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 Mall Fight Eight: The Remains of Worship Denyed, 3093 (A Spaceman I Should Turn To Be)
Cool Guy
Posted: Sep 24 2012, 10:35 PM


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Opening.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6-vLgkb97E[/YOUTUBE]

On the planet of Earth, in the Mall Fight verse, in the Omniverse of Fiction;

Lies the Mall.

The players will respawn from their long slumber, and the Mall Fight will begin again.

They can use any items found in the mall, and anything that could be found in the mall is infinite.

However this fight has some rules, for which everyone knows and everyone understands, as they have been fed into their brains over the time between the fights. They are aware the rules have been programmed into their memories, as they where told it would have no impact on their choices, for which on all numbered rules in their reprogrammed knowledge is correct.

The rules are:

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1: no god modding player characters
2: no telefrags on player characters
3: no spawn kills on player characters
4: no messing with ANY character's lives unless administrate access is available to you
5: anything else goes
six: Rule withheld; Privileged knowledge.


And now, the fight begins as this is played on the a loop though out the mall the moment the players spawn.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eavGk4usnmk[/YOUTUBE]

CURRENT ACT: Act One, Chapter Two
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Saltarius
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 12:14 AM


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I spawn right outside the aviary. One of them, anyways. I open and close my hands and take a look around.


"...So this is what not being dead feels like. Anyone else awake yet?"
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Martintox
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 12:15 AM


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Now, this shit just ain't right, that's not how you start a thread. Hold on... Fuck, where did I put that file? Oh, OK, here it is. I'm uploading this shit on Youtube. Yep. This shit be uploadin'.

Jesus fucking Christ, I think I might not have wanted to render this shit in 93611p. Oh wait, here it goes.


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLKWn76_TJ0[/YOUTUBE]

I respawn in the food court, my face deep into a barrel of chili con carne.

"This shit's as delicious as ever." (Me)
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Cool Guy
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 12:28 AM


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Player Connor spawns and starts looking for a blunt object. Preferably one that's rolled up and full of weed. Seriously. That be sweet.

He fails to find one and proceeds to jerk off inside a toilet.
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Saltarius
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 12:56 AM


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"...Is that the sound of someone...oh fuck, don't tell me it's him."
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Martintox
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 12:57 AM


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I stick my head out of the chili and head to an antique store to dress myself as a 1400s trade merchant without bothering to clean myself up. After that, I head for the Chinatown.
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Saltarius
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:13 AM


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I walk alongside Tox and hit him in the back of the head.

"Hey there, little bro."
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WafflesandBacon
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:16 AM


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Without warning, a large military vehicle screeches to a halt in front of Salt and Tox. A little girl jumps out and scurries off. A black man and woman step out of the driver and passenger side. "Salt! Tox!" I exclaim, embracing my two half-brothers at once, "How the hell are you two!?"
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Saltarius
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:18 AM


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"I've been dead. For a long time. And I remember...the room. And then the island. And then the two at once I..."

I clutch my head.

"Anyways, I'm back."
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WafflesandBacon
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:21 AM


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"And I have something for you!" I exclaim, giddily. I run back into the trunk of the Humvee, Diamond waves at Salt and Tox, I come back with a video and shove it in Salt's hand, "I told you that you'd be first to get it!"
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Saltarius
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:22 AM


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"Awright! Let's pop this bitch in! And...she doesn't hate me now?"
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WafflesandBacon
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:23 AM


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"No," I look back at her then to Salt again, "Why would she?"
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Martintox
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:23 AM


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I fall over face-first on the floor.

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Saltarius
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:24 AM


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"...My mind must be...thinking things. Come on, let's walk and talk."
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Cool Guy
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:26 AM


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The Admin finds the pods for the npcs have not killed their in habitants as planed. Wait. "Where's Waffle's NPCs..."
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Player Connor proceeds to use a toilet paper light machine gun one handed and fires it at the other players while covering his eyes.
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Martintox
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:27 AM


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I get up and dive inside a Thai Express because I'm not even sure what the fuck I'm doing. I then eat noodles.

"This shit again." (Me)
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Saltarius
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:28 AM


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"So you know what Ed Genes said on women?"
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Cool Guy
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:28 AM


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Player Connor starts screaming a war cry as he fires it blindly at Tox's direction.
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WafflesandBacon
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:28 AM


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"Kay-kay, hang on." I walk away and whisper sweet nothings in Diamond ear. She blushes as I walk back, "Kay-kay, let's get a move on."
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Saltarius
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:29 AM


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"He said when I see a pretty girl walking down the street, half of me wants to take her out to dinner, romance her, all that junk."
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Martintox
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:29 AM


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"Wait, that's new!" (Me)

I dive under a table while the toilet paper ricochets across the fast food restaurant.
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Cool Guy
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:30 AM


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Player Connor frowns and walks up to Salt and starts beating him with his ammo less gun.
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WafflesandBacon
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:30 AM


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"That's totally what I said, Salt." I rebut sarcastically. "Hey, Connor." I greet, calmly.
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Saltarius
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:31 AM


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"The otehr half? What her head would look like on a stick!"

I laugh somewhat unnervingly.
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Martintox
Posted: Sep 25 2012, 01:32 AM


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I crawl out of the store and look at Waffles, Connor and Salt.

"Hey, guys." (Me)
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