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JAY
Posted: Mar 6 2016, 04:00 AM


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JAY
Posted: Mar 6 2016, 04:00 AM


Administrator


Group: Admin
Posts: 1,392
Member No.: 1
Joined: 11-August 12




STATS
Real Name: Kelly Williams
Ring Name: Kelly
HomeTown: Tampa Bay, FL
H&W: 5'4" 103lbs
Theme: "Wake Up" by Hilary Duff
Finishers: Fly Butterfly Fly
Kel-Bell

Allies: Christy Chaos
Abby Addiction
Divalution
Amelia Pietersen
Jay/Jaylina

Enemies: Queens of Wrestling



EWE Record
11-13-00
Singles Record
10-09-00
Tag Record
01-04-00

Current Streak
2 Consecutive Defeats
Best Streak
3 Consecutive Victories
Worst Streak
4 Consecutive Losses



Next Match
EWE Rumble - 2/21/16
Miss Rumble Match
Women's Title Match @ WM12



Achievements
1x EWE TeleVixen Champion



Power 15
Current: NR
Peak: #7 (Wk 4)
Total Appearences: 5

Original Power 15
Peak: #13 (Wk 56)
Total Appearences: 2



Kel-Belled
Annie "Midnight" Fugate
Faith Diaz
Jenny Tuck
Jessica "Sunshine" Fugate
Keira "Sin" Fisher
Lita (x3)
Madelyne "Shadow" Wright (x2)
Natalya Neidhart


February 21st, 2016

The Pepsi Center... The Rumble. It's almost go time for the big event. Where is one of EWE's Resident Interviewers, Kelly? Well she's in a locker room... but not in someone else's locker room interviewing them. Instead she is sitting on a bench completly alone in the room. The oddest part of all of it, she's not wearing a dress, or casual wear. She's wearing her old Cheerleader Wrestling Attire. This is a head scratcher, isn't it? We don't have to think about it for long, as she's not alone for long as her door barges wide open, and in comes her favorite annoyance, getting a sigh from her as she just continues to tie her boots.

JAY JOBBER
Kell-Bell, Smooth-Baby Cakes... you ready to see your Man, your Boyfriend of Boyfriends become the 2016 Rumble The Winner?!

Kelly shakes her head.

KELLY
When will you give up, that we are not, nor will we ever, be dating?

JAY JOBBER
I'm as persistant as the Cleveland Browns, Pappy-Mash.

Kelly cocks an eyebrow, then shrugs before tying her other boot.

JAY JOBBER
Do you have a cheerleading competion to get to tonight?

KELLY
No, this is my wrestling attire, as if you've never seen it before.

JAY JOBBER
Why are you wearing your wrestling attire? Did one of them damn noobsloobers demand my girlfriend interview them in this, Tell me who they are... I'll beat them so bad they'll be eating cheerios for a week!!

Kelly chuckles slightly shaking her head.

KELLY
No... I'm not interviewing anyone in this.... well I might have to, since I'm wearing it and the night is still young, it is still my job afterall... but I'm wearing it, because I have thought about what Jessica said... about how she thought I wanted to steal her spot and get back into the ring again. It got me thinking, and she may be right.

JAY JOBBER
So... you're stealing Jessica's number?

KELLY
No. I don't want her number, trust me. I meant, it got me thinking I do want to get back in there... at least for one more night. I miss it, I really do... I'm sick of being stuck back here doing interviews, knowing fully well how fun they are having, and some of which taking for granted. I can care less about winning Championships, being recognized as the greatest Diva in history... that all means nothing to me. I only care about being in the ring, and having fun, because it always was fun to me.

JAY JOBBER
Wrestling is Serious Business. You can't go out there having fun... do you ever see me just having fun?

Kelly stares blankly, blinking a couple times.

JAY JOBBER
NO! I go out there to show the world just how AWEOMS I am and do it every single time... they all FEAR, quicker and Shake at the name... JAY BRITNEY JOBBER!

KELLY
Wait...

Jay looks at the trying hard not to laugh, Kelly as she asks.

KELLY
Your middle name is Britney?

JAY JOBBER
My Dad was Drunk... what's wrong with it?

KELLY
It's a First Name first of all... and it's a girl's first name.

JAY JOBBER
Says who?!

KELLY
Just about everybody.

JAY JOBBER
Name me one!

KELLY
Briney Spears?

JAY JOBBER
Name me Two!

KELLY
Britney West...

JAY JOBBER
Name Me...

Kelly puts her hand up.

KELLY
We could go all day, let's just not.

JAY JOBBER
Fine... None The Matters... They all know, Jay Jobber is Serious Buisness... They know Jay Jobber is always a Serious Contender to FEAR... ABSOLUTELY PISS THEIR PANTS!!! You need to take this serious too... You go out there tonight... and you remind the world why you was TeleVixen Champion for AN ENTIRE WEEK!

Kelly drops her head.

KELLY
Yea, thanks for that.

JAY JOBBER
Not a Problem, baby poop. That's what I'm here for... to make my Girlfriend feel good... And you should, How many other Commentators or Interviewers in EWE has ever held EWE Championship Gold?! HUH?!

KELLY
I do know one, who's held quite a few...

JAY JOBBER
SHE DOESN'T COUNT! She wrestled before she commentated... While you Was an Interviewer before Wrestling tonight, before you was a Wrestler before that, before you was a Commentator and Interviewer before that.

KELLY
You could of made that sound a whole lot less confusing by saying I was an Interviewer and Commentator in EWE before I ever even had my first Career Match, for the record.

JAY JOBBER
How I said it, was WAAAY less confusing than how you just said it, trust me.

Kelly shakes her head as Jay pats her on the shoulder.

JAY JOBBER
I have to go find Mike so we can strategize how we're going to Team up and Take over the Rumble, FOR ALL THE TIMES! Good luck out there, I know you'll be the AWEOMS OF THE AWEOMSEST! You have my Award on That.

KELLY
What?

JAY JOBBER
I don't know, that's how Dustin said it. Dustin texted me about making sure I have his award on something...

KELLY
Word?

Jay shrugs then walks out of the room. Kelly just shakes her head and turns her attention to the camera.

KELLY
All the nonsense aside... yes, I am entering the Miss Rumble Match... No, I am not leaving my job as Interviewer to get back into the ring full time. This is just a one time thing to feed the energy, the anticipation in myself for the fun and excitement I miss having for myself.

She looks up putting a finger on her chin as she seems to be thinking about something.

KELLY
That is unless of course...

She looks to the camera and smiles.

KELLY
I win. How great that would be... I doubt I will, we all doubt I will... but man would it be great. Not Annie who will just love me being in this match, because she has always showed me very little respect for coming from the table to the ring, despite I got my 1st championship long before she ever did.

She shakes her head.

KELLY
Her sister... she's sweet, she'll probably be happy to see me out there... but I don't know if she'll still be there, but she does still have a chance, I guess we'll see. We all know when she's coming out, she proclaimed it to the world, thinking it's the best one to have. Like I said, she's sweet... good luck to her though, she's likely going to need it more than anyone.

Shrugging slightly, she continues.

KELLY
Then you have my good old Friend, Josie Wales... The Girl who eliminated me in my 2nd to last match, which was the 2012 Queen of the Ring. The Rigged Tournament that had us two Divalution Members facing in the 2nd round, while The Queens of Wrestling never once met in that tournament. Pretty fishy eh, when Divalution was the rival to the Queens of Wrestling and the General Manager of Ladies Night at the time... well your Diva's Division General Manager right now, who back then, was also a member of the Queens of Wrestling...

She shakes her head.

KELLY
Long over that, don't worry. The point is though, me and Josie run deep, we been tag partners and stablemates... looking forward to stepping in there with her again tonight.

She nods to the camera, expressing her gratitude and honor to her former Stablemate.

KELLY
Of course you got some sour notes in there, like LayCool. They will likely team up to take everyone out that they can... that is if Michelle doesn't stab Layla in the back the first chance she gets... Ask Summer Rae, it's very possible.

She chuckles shaking her head.

KELLY
Speaking of Summer Rae, she's in here too. I don't really have too much history with her, other than interviewing her a few times, her debut was well after my short 1 year run. Best of Luck regardless though Summer.

She thinks for a moment.

KELLY
Infact those exact same words can be said about everyone else... From Sasha Banks, to Chica, to Stealth Elf, to the Diva's Champion herself. All of you are after my short stint, and only see me as an Interviewer, likely to never even knew I used to be a competitor in that ring. Don't worry you weren't missing much, I admit it myself. I was counted out by every single person I got into the ring with, because they couldn't look past the fact I came from the commentators table, while they spent years training to get where they are.

She shrugs.

KELLY
They acted like I just walked straight from the commentators table, to the ring. Which quite a few times, with smug opponents, making smug comments like that, they learned that I shouldn't be overlooked so easily, sneaking by victories over them. They failed to understand I didn't just walk to the ring straight from the table... they seen me commentating one week, in the ring next, and put that together.. forgetting, lacking the knowledge that the entire time I was there on the Commentator table... my free time was in a little place called Chaos Wrestling All-Stars. Christy Chaos made my dream, the dream the EWE just did not see possible in me at the time they hired me, a Reality... and I will forever thank Christy for that, she seen something in me, no one else did, to even take the time to try and teach me more.

She smiles and nods.

KELLY
I will never go down as the next Christy Chaos... or the next Abby Addiction, the greatest student to come out of that schol. I'm completely okay with that... because I never set out to be that, I just wanted to be here, doing what I have dreamed of doing, and it became possible because of her. Now thanks to Stephanie, I get to do it again, one more time... I'm on cloud nine... and much like this match tonight, whether I win or not... it's going to take a lot to knock me off of it.

She smiles once more.

KELLY
Good Luck to All of you... I'm looking forward to it.

She blows a kiss to the camera as the scene fades away.

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