Several Nuns were in there second floor convent one night when a fire broke out. The Nun Replied, 'No, don't you know old habits are hard to break'.



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An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom. He says to the co-pilot, 'I think I'll go take a shit and then try to fuck that new blonde stewardess.'

The stewardess hears it, and as she goes running up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on, she trips on the rug and falls on her ass. A little old lady looks down at her and says, 'There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a shit first!'