ETHAN'S ESSAYS ON HOW TO NOT FUCK THINGS UP, cleaning up society

[ETHAN E. MONTAGUE]

CHILD REARING

Too often I have been subject to viewing children that have obviously not been brought up properly. You may ask yourself why a childless seventeen year old has authority to dive into such a topic but I will tell you exactly why: I was fucking brought up properly. This essay will by no means be the only material which you should read before bringing up a child of your own. I will be hitting on key points, typically ones which I have recently seen done poorly, so please read other appropriate literature on child-rearing in addition to this essay. If you are not a Pureblood, I'm surprised you are literate enough to have read to this point. Give yourself a pat on the back for that; you're not a member of the majority. If you are a Mudblood, stop reading as none of this is applicable to you given that you should not have been given the ability to reproduce in the first place. Halfbloods, as you unfortunately make up the majority of our population, I inquire you to read the portions which are applicable as I have to come into contact with your kind far more than I would like and due to this atrocity, I'd appreciate if you were brought up to behave properly. I will more than likely write a separate essay for Halfblood child-rearing but as this is all I have thus far, take what you can from it.

TO BE CONTINUED.

the motherfucking truth: ethan montague

[ETHAN E. MONTAGUE]

MAGIC: A BIOLOGICAL STUDY

BIOLOGICAL

It is a fact that magic is a dominant and resilient gene.

- How are Squibs made?
* Note: Squibs, according to this study, should very rarely appear in Pureblood families. If one does, there is either a rare mutation of some kind (which I will look further into) or your family's past is not as Pure as you think it is. I will prove why here.

Genes:
A - Magic Gene
a - Muggle Gene

AA + AA = AA
AA + Aa = Aa
AA + aa = Aa
In short, a magic gene in combination with any of the three combinations will produce a magical phenotype.

Aa + Aa = 75% chance of having magical children leaving a 25% chance for Squibs.
Aa + aa = 50% chance of having magical children leaving a 50% chance for Squibs.

But what about Muggleborns?

aa + aa = 0% chance of having magical children.

We know they exist but how have they managed to override the laws of nature? As of now, I can only draw a couple of conclusions though none are based in fact, merely ideas thrown together from various research and critical thinking. They could be the result of a random mutation, though I don't believe anything is random and there must be something that causes this but as I haven't gotten that far I'm going to call it random for now. The other conclusion, which seems more logical, is extramarital affairs with someone possessing the magical gene.

It is important to note that there are varying strengths of the magical gene. For example, a Squib still possesses the magical gene but the strength of this gene is lower than average. Therefore all wizards and witches have different levels of magical strength. Therefore the above numbers are not completely correct but merely what I'm going to be working from. Obviously there aren't that many Squibs around, figuring out the strength of the magical gene and how it can be determined is the next step.

To be continued.

the motherfucking truth: ethan montague