Neo: Who are you? Why am I here.
Architect Pullstring Doll:(Neo pulls string) I created the matrix. (Pulls string) Concortedly!
Neo: You didn't answer my question.
Architect Pullstring Doll:(Neo pulls string) The problem is choice! (Pulls string) Vis-r-vis! (Pulls string) Systemic anomoly!
Neo: Either no one told me, or no one knows.
Architect Pullstring Doll:(Neo pulls string) Ergo!(Pulls string) Ergo!(Pulls string) Ergo!(Neo shakes doll) Shopping is fun!
Neo: I'm going to pretend I understood that and walk through this door. For your sake, I hope we don't meet again.(Doll says nothing) That's what I thought.
*Neo opens a door and sees Legolas*
Legolas: Hey, you're that Neo guy right? I've heard about you, you aren't so tough. I once defeated an oliphant using my bow, 3 arrows, and this elongated leek!
Neo: I defeated 2,678 Smiths using my hands, a pole, and this comically mishapen carrot.
Legolas: So! I was voted dreamiest boy for 3 months running in Like Totally! magazine! Besides-
*Neo shuts the door*
Anakin: Hey, it's Obi-Wan, and he's wearing my bathrobe! How long have you been listening Obi-Wan? Did you hear me say that I liked "The Notebook" because I don't!
Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, where are the clones?
Yoda: Lost the clones I did.
Anakin: Well excuse me m'lady!
Padme: No, isn't that Obi-Wan?
*Padme points at Obi-Wan chained to a pillar*
Anakin: So it is...
Dumbledore: Now where did Snape go? More importantly, where the hell am I? *Long pause* Naked time!
Hermione: I love to learn!
Harry: I love magic!
Ron: I love YOU Harry!
Spoon Boy: Do not try and bend that spoon, that is impossible. Instead, only try and realize the truth.
Neo: Which is?
Spoon Boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon Boy: Then you will see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself... constipation?
Neo: Just... gimme a second alright? Hey kid, what's that? *Neo points behind Spoon Boy and SB turns around. Neo bends the spoon with his hands* Hey, look! I bent the spoon!
Zion: Look out for that EMP!
*Guy walks into the EMP and blows up*
Smith: I've got your nose Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it!
Ganon (While sleeping): No, not the master sword! Curse you Link! Curse you Zelda, no, no, no! *Wakes up* Wha- oh, it was only a dream. Oh Ganny, things like this just make me want to...
Ganon: Want to...
Gannon: VOLUNTEER AT THE SOUP KITCHEN! COME GANNY, THERE ARE HUNGRY MOUTHS TO FEED!
One (1) Blaster Rifle
Two (2) Commando Pistols
One (1) Electro-staff
Cross-breed (Always active)- I have enhanced strength, fear capabilities (being feared), and tougher skin because of my cross-breed.
Force Powers:Electric Judgement
Jedi Mind TrickBreath Control
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