Read This If You Play A Homunculus!, Houston, we have a problem.

I'm going to go ahead and say that we have WAY too many homunculi on this forum. I'll go ahead and list the homunculi on this forum and put their current status here. Take a look at this; we're flooded.
Background Music (just seemed strangely appropriate for such a long list that just keeps getting longer and longer)

Regrets
Styx ~ Hatred Incarnate. Styx's female form, Lydia Paracelsus, has regained humanity. The male Styx has kept that name and is currently serving Dante under the illusion that she will help him regain his soul in exchange for his wisdom and services. Is played on frequent intervals with extreme detail. (10 Points)

Cocytus ~ Lamentation Incarnate. Has abandoned Drosselmeyer and his current status is unknown. Chances are he's looking to find Styx...or Lydia. Is played on some occasions with extreme detail. (9 Points)

Lethe ~ Amnesia Incarnate. Is currently the leader of the Rivers of Regret and has been requested by Drosselmeyer to find a new Styx and Cocytus. Is played on frequent intervals with extreme detail. (10 Points)

Phlegethon ~ Damnation Incarnate. Going around and attacking other homunculi; may lead to his own destruction. Is played on some occasions with minor detail. (5 Points)

Acheron ~ Misery Incarnate. Whereabouts unknown. Is almost NEVER played and when played, minimal detail is given. (1 Point)

Fates
Clotho ~ Creates the threads of Fate. Still serving her master proudly and keeping the role of a supporter for her two companions. Is played on frequent intervals with extreme detail. (10 Points)

Lachesis ~ Weaves Fate's Tapestry. Is still serving his master and hangs out with his two comrades, but has a tendency to do things by himself...is determined to kill everyone who knew the person he was based on, including the Tringham brothers. Is rarely played, but when played, extreme detail is given. (8 Points)

Atropos ~ Cuts the thread of Life. Is the newest homunculus on the forum and will be the newest for a very long time to come. This homunculus was based on the late Maes Hughes, and he seems interested in finding out who he was. Has only been played once, but when played, minor detail was given. (5 Points)

Sins
Envy ~ Being his usual sexy self...even if that includes forcing Dr. Tannheuser to do his bidding whenever he feels like bossing somebody around. Is played on frequent intervals with extreme detail. (10 Points)

Sloth ~ Being her usual awesome self. Is rarely played, but has medium to high detail with postings. (9 Points)

Greed ~ Still at the Devil's Nest and (at least the last few people playing Greed were doing this) trying to talk Dr. Tannheuser into working for him instead, just so he can piss off Envy and the others. He's still alive and kicking...I think. Is rarely seen, and below minimal detail has been given. (-2 Points)

Pride ~ Still the Fuhrer, kick-ass as ever. Is rarely seen, and low to minimal detail has been given. (3 Points)

Lust (Ahava) ~ Has been turned human by Dr. Skye Tannheuser.

Wrath (Alexei Curtis) ~ Has turned himself human with a bit of coaching from aforementioned Tannheuser.

Gluttony ~ Alive and kicking. Is rarely seen, but played with extreme detail. (8 Points)

Virtues
Adoration ~ Upset about her current situation, but still the same cute little bubbleheaded tramp as ever. Is played on frequent intervals with above average detail. This character has been marked for demise by Fear and will be gone in a few weeks. (9 Points)

Patience ~ Beating the shit out of Phlegethon. Is played on frequent intervals with extreme detail. (10 Points)

Evangelism ~ Beating the shit out of Phlegethon. Is played on frequent intervals with extreme detail. (10 Points)

Goodness/Angel ~ Has been turned human by Fear.

Kindness ~ Beating the shit out of Phlegethon. Is played on frequent intervals with below minimal detail. (0 Points)

Forgiveness ~ Whereabouts unknown. Is rarely seen but played with above average detail. (8 Points)

Sympathy ~ Keeping his pretty face in the spotlight, but is currently beating the shit out of Phlegethon. Is played on frequent intervals with extreme detail. (10 Points)

Peace ~ Beating the shit out of Phlegethon. Is almost NEVER seen and played with minimal detail. (1 Point)

Mirth ~ Whereabouts unknown. Is almost NEVER seen, and played with below minimal detail. (-4 Points)

Miscellaneous
Sorrow ~ Somewhere far away. (5 Points)

Nemesis/Emanon (the Nina Tucker homunculus) ~ Despondent, almost giving up on life. All she wants is to see her "father" and destroy him...as well as Nina Tucker, who has been brought back to life thanks to Dr. Tannheuser, Amy Norris, and Andrew Stone. Played on frequent intervals with extreme detail. This character may not be around much longer. Styx has plans on allowing Dr. Tucker to redeem himself just a little bit and clean up the mess he created, just like Izumi attempted to do with Wrath...but succeed. (10 Points)

Betrayal ~ Whereabouts unknown. Is almost NEVER seen, and played with below minimal detail. (-4 Points)

"Apocalypse" ~ Not technically a homunculus but is becoming extremely close to godmodding with his ability to never be harmed yet harm others. Played with minimal detail. (-13 Points)

Maria (the Maria Briggs homunculus) ~ Alive and extremely confused about what she is. She is living with her husband, Travis Briggs, as an automail mechanic in Central, continuing on as if nothing happened. Played on occasion with extreme detail. (9 Points)

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Now, everyone, here is what this means...

• Your homunculus is played on a regular basis ~ 3 points
• Your homunculus is played occasionally ~ 2 points
• Your homunculus is rarely played ~ 1 point
• Your homunculus is hardly ever played ~ -1 point
• Your homunculus is played with extreme detail ~ 7 points
• Your homunculus is played with above average detail ~ 6 points
• Your homunculus is played with minor detail ~ 3 points
• Your homunculus is played with minimal detail ~ 2 points
• Your homunculus is played with below minimal detail ~ -3 points
• Your homunculus seems to be very close to (if not already) godmodding ~ -10 points

If your homunculus has a score between -14 and -1, then you are going to need to PM Styx about how exactly you want your homunculus to die. Everyone has had ample time to RP their homunculi and have been given the standards of this forum. You have two choices: either the homunculus dies (yes, dies; I'm not going to allow a homunculus this low on the level system an opportunity to get sealed) or gets turned human by a Necromancer...or one of the three Fallen.

If your homunculus scored between 0 and 5, then you are also going to need to PM Styx about working on your homunculus. These homunculi are encouraged to be turned human, die, or get sealed sometime soon on this forum.

If your homunculus scored between 6 and 7, try to work with that homunculus a bit more. Sealing is still considered.

If your homunculus scored between 8 and 10, he or she is in great shape and may still be RPed without any problems.

About the Fallen
Superstition, Fear, and Lunacy are a trio of former homunculi who gained synthetic souls (probably thanks to Sovieul Sirenus) and now hold a complete existence and their old powers. They now destroy homunculi, as well as people with impure souls. Your faulty homunculus will be killed by these people if no other option is presented.

Are Greed an Pride avalible? I could RP them if needed..or just RP their deaths xD I need to do something on this forum...I dunno why I'm rarely here. And, If you need I can kill Forgiveness too.. D< -killing spree mood- -mua ha ha ha ha-

I need to find someone else to play Greed. Interested parties should PM me RP samples (yes, I'm going to require it this time) and I'll make a judgment call. As for Pride...Omega just needs to get on the ball a bit better.

Aawww come on you can’t kill off Adoration, not after all this…after all the virtues have teamed up for the first time in …….forever to actually help her through life, I mean come on now, that’s cruel, even for the FMA series. Running the happy virtue moment with the sweet little bubble head’s death. Well not really sweet or innocent, but in Evangelism’s and Patience’s eyes she is.

not very peaceful if you ask me. But no one asked me so I guess it is peaceful.

WOOT I got 5 POINTS!! I couold do better though sorry T_T.

Zexion, in your case concerning Atropos, you just need to use him more and write at least five lines per post he's used. That's all. I am sure that you can do a very good job with him

I'm working on inproving my work with kindness there is a topice in lab five that I have been posting in take alook I think I did better and all my post will be better

Just out of curiosity, what kind of score would Angel have had if he were still human? *Grins innocently* I should start playing Gluttony more, and shall try doing so.

Angel would have scored a 10

Ooh, nifty! That makes me happy, haha.

Gee, I'm actually glad that I give excruciatingly and irritatingly precise details when I play my homunculi. That actually saved my butt, 'cause I really don't RP with them too much.

I do plenty with Sloth, and I think I've almost turned her into comic relief...sorry. But she does do some pretty serious stuff too, and she's my favorite homunculus to play. Still, if you want to have her killed, I can get Ed or even Hohenheim to do it.

With Lachesis I know I need to do more. I'll probably have him start to hunt down the Tringham brothers sometime soon. Russell can seal him if you like.

I guess Lust (Ahava Bin-Abdul) is safe, but I'm going to keep playing her. I'm gonna start looking for Scar.

That's just my two cents on the whole thing. I don't mind if you want to get rid of my homunculi, but I kind of like playing them.

In case you didn't notice, K.A., you're in the clear.

I know. I just thought that if, for some reason, you still had too many, you might want my permission to kill my homunculi off. If it comes to that, I'm okay with it. That's what I'm saying.

Ah, okay, but you're not one of the people who's gone overboard with this.