← EVERYONE HAS A NAME, SO WHAT'S YOURS KIDDO?
Lincoln Michael Burrows, at your service. My dad likes US Presidents, favorite was Abraham Lincoln but mom wouldn’t let him name me Abraham so he got Lincoln instead. His name is Michael, hence the middle name. I normally go by Link though. It was a nickname I got in muggle school and it stuck.
← WELL THAT'S A NAME FOR YOU. SO HOW OLD ARE YOU?
I turned twenty on June 16th.
← SPEAKING OF BIRTHDAYS, WHERE DID YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST?
I was born in New York City, New York in the United States of America. I grew up there to, went to a school on the Upper East Side, it threw itself off as an elite prep school that you had to be asked to join. It was a Wizarding school. I left New York about three months after I got out of school to join the Auror Intern program in England. From there I have arrived in good ol’ Scotland at Hogwarts. Before this is all over with I plan to go many other places.
← SOUNDS LIKE A NICE PLACE. SO TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
I like to laugh and have a good time. I like having other people laugh and have a good time too. I love girls, too much so, but it’s true. I love to flirt. I like a good pint every once and a while, but I’m on a job now so it’s not really allowed. I like my job, I’m an undercover Auror, pretty sweet huh? I like American Football, I’m a muggle born what can I say? I like comic books, it’s one of those things I shared with my dad. I like motorcycles. I like adventure, hence the job I went into. I like kids and dogs, yes in my mind they are about the same. It doesn’t take much to make either happy. I really don’t know what else to say, I like guy things. It’s not like I’m going to admit to anything embarrassing.
← THOSE ARE GREAT THINGS BUT WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE HUN?
I don’t like people picking on the underdog. I don’t like Followers, they may keep me in a job, but they are a waste of space. I don’t like fish, the smell is gross. I don’t like to run, I’ll do sit ups and whatever, but don’t make me run unless there is a football involved. I don’t like to dance either, I never learned how and I don’t got any moves. I don’t like hang over or clingy women. I don’t like authority, I know that’s odd considering I have a whole lot of people over me.
← ANY OF THOSE THINGS HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR CHILDHOOD?
Probably. Most of the things that have nothing to do with the Wizarding World do at least. I’m a muggle born. I was born in New York City in America. I was the first wizard in my family, much to my parents’ surprise. They have always been very supportive about it though. But that’s always been my parents, they supported whatever I wanted to do growing up and even now. I went to an all boys’ wizarding school in New York, The Northern Star Wizarding Institute, starting at the age of seven. My mom had issues with me starting out that soon, but she hadn’t gotten transferred to London yet for her job so she didn’t get much choice. I loved it there even when the hormones kicked in and I suddenly noticed the major lack of girls. Because I am a muggle born I had the best of both worlds during my childhood. My school days were spent making potions and things fly while nights were spent playing football and watching tv with my family. It actually took me a while before I ever realized that not all families were like mine, that not everyone had a wizard in the family. However, when I look back at my childhood now it’s not so much the magic that I remember, it’s memories of my baby sister that take up most of my flashbacks. Heather was two years younger than me and we were very close. She was a beauty too, sadly for me when the boys started knocking on the door. She was sweet and kind, the perfect sister. She had gone out with a friend and her mother three years ago when a car crashed into them, Heather was killed. I think that has a lot to do with why my mother and father decided to move to England when my mother was offered a job at Random House in London. I followed after I got out of school that year, not wanting to stay in the city that I grew up in because of the memories. I miss my sister everyday.
← RIGHT RIGHT, AND WHO WAS PART OF THAT ANYWAYS?
My mother is Elena Burrows and is an editor at Random House. My father is Joe Burrows and he’s a muggle police man. Then there’s me. Of course that’s it now that Heather is gone, she would have been seventeen had she lived.
← AH, WELL I BET THEY HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH YOUR HABITS HUH?
Not really, I don’t think. My biggest habit is not talking about my emotions and that really didn’t come from my family. You get my mother in the room and she’s going to make me talk about everything. I do rub my head a lot like my dad, it’s why he’s going bald but I don’t think I’m going to have that issue. When I’m mad I pinch the bridge of my nose that comes from my mother. I smirk a lot, but I learned that it’s a good way to hide things that I’m thinking.
← SO ANYTHING THAT GIVES YOU THE HA BEEBIE JEEBIES?
Not being there for someone when they need me. I wasn’t there for my sister when she died and I don’t ever want that to happen to anyone else who might need me in the future.
← HOW'S THE LOVE LIFE GOING KIDDO?
I’m a guy who went to an all boys’ school, what do you think? I’m a horn dog from making up all that time spent around other guys. I’ve had girlfriends, I just don’t do well with them. You see I have communication issues apparently. I don’t talk about what is going on enough and I’m really bad about ignoring things that will cause fights. Chicks don’t like that apparently. I’m no good as a boyfriend, but I’ve been told I’m a hell of a lay if you’re looking for one.
← THAT'S STEAMY, SO LET'S GET PERSONAL COOL WITH YOU?
Let’s get personal? The last time I was asked that it involved a set of twins, and well…yeah we won’t got there. What more do you need to know? As you can see I’m rather sarcastic. I’m told I use it a lot and in the worst moments. I guess you could say I’m rather cocky, I’ve had a lot of history of being told how amazing I am, so it’s hard not to be. Why I’m not exactly great with relationships, I do love women. I enjoy dating and flirting, a lot. Of course I enjoy sex; I am a guy after all. So those are some of the bad parts of me thought we should get those out of that way. I am actually a very nice guy, I normally get along with most people. I have a great work ethic, I enjoy my job and I work hard at it. I’m a good son, I love my parents and I do whatever I can for them. I don’t’ do well with expressing my emotions, I’m a physical guy and that’s the best way for me to express what I’m feeling. That means I’m more known for punching a wall then for yelling. I have a rather bad temper, it takes a lot to get it going, but once it is I tend to hold onto that anger and let it simmer. Not exactly a great trait, but it’s one I’ve never been able to change. I don’t really talk about things unless I’m forced to and normally its only my mother who can force me to. I guess I should mention that I’m a good liar, I have to be to go undercover and win the trust of people who will tell me things. That being said I think I’ve told you enough, let’s move along shall we?
← SPEAKING OF PERSONAL, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET HUN?
I’m not suppose to tell my big secret, but what the hell you look like a trust worthy person, I’m an Auror. Just out of training and got sent to Hogwarts to pose as a Professor. August Fletcher actually knows about me, in fact he picked me. But don’t you tell a single soul, no one is suppose to know but me and Fletcher.
← PROMISE I WON'T TELL. SO WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS?
I think the best bet right now is to make it through the year and not attempt to bang one of my students, I like to keep things simple and not to far reachable.
← WELL THAT SOUNDS GREAT. I GUESS I'LL SEE YA AROUND RIGHT?
Let’s not and say we did, alright?
BURROWS, lincoln michael
