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full name; Dylan Porter Newbury birth date; April 2 ; 2032 nicknames; Dyl ; Newbs ; Jackass [really affectionate names, you know] gender; XY. age; Twenty. alliance; Neutral - he's a lover, not a fighter. former house; Hufflepuff. blood type; Half-blood.
played by; Nicolas Bemberg
hair color; Dark brown, baby. eye color; Hazel. height; 6'1" weight; 168 lbs. body type;
"Beanpole? Who're you calling a beanpole? I'm all muscle mass, baby. You ain't never seen biceps quite like these, have you? And, no, I'm not on steroids, thanks, but I get that all the time."
"I am the original Sun King. While my brother's pale as all hell, when I'm out in the sun digging holes in our backyard [my mummy loves me] or using the neighbor's poodle as a skimmer for our pool, my skin tends to just work with the rays. But, for the most part, I, too, am shamefully pale. It's a curse of being English."
"I'd talk about it, but there's sort of a common decency law I try to abide by when in public. I'll just say it falls below the belt."
five words to describe your character;
clumsy crazy fun witty troublesome messy irresponsible immature [most of the time] silly loyal spontaneous impulsive reckless loud
explosions fire turtlenecks sleepovers [watching them, that is] driving his mother crazy ducks apple pie nudey magazines tormenting his uncle hanging out with old people hats music arcades holidays slippers cartoons swimming room service jumping on beds helium balloons alcohol gambling [it's in his genes]
papercuts sitting still cats the morning hours long john's bunnies [they are too damn fast] rules restrictions limitations quidditch players banks hospitals his uncle's fish brushing his hair arguments his mum's boyfriend
fun humorous kind-hearted forgiving intelligent quick confident
apple pie cake chocolate frogs ham sandwiches anything off of room service
patronus; goose. boggart;
his uncle .. naked. o_O with his stupid fish lying on his stupid, naked stomach, flapping around like a right idiot.
chocolate frog card collection various cartoons he cut out of muggle newspapers his handy, dandy black turtleneck a skateboard given to him by his father his top hat his magazine collection
bunnies curtains 'acting his age'
lighting things on fire chasing wild animals conspiring against those who annoy him breaking anything valuable in sight
kill flipper. that fish must DIE!
the year without christmas. his family perishing. growing up.
"Well, one time I dressed up like a girl and went to a neighbor's sleepover. And when truth or dare came, I snogged the hell out of one of the girls there and accidentally turned her into a lesbian. Poor thing is still confused."
See above [prized possessions].
"I was at Hogwarts for seven extremely long years. I wasn't Prefect. I wasn't Head Boy. I really didn't really make any major accomplishments while I was there. Except, well, I drove the old Potions professor, Verity Everard, out of the country. That was fun."
previous jobs; "Bah, you're funny." current job; "Making my uncle's head explode." skills;
"Well, for one, I am extremely stealth. I have mastered the art of the army crawl. Not only am I self-trained in sumo-wrestling, but I know an assortment of spells that would make your brain giggle [quite literally]. I'm handsome, I'm charming .. those are skills, right?"
"I'm a Newbury. Is this even a question? My mum's income is a bit on the moderate side, but my uncle's loaded. Well, sort of. He spends all his money gambling, but his reputation is payment enough for most things."
"I live at the Windsor-Belmont Hotel Casino & Spa with my dear, dear uncle, Gavin Newbury. This is a recent development, you see, since the man truly had no intentions of taking me in. He was not made for the whole 'father figure' thing, so we're both still adjusting. He often has random outbursts [alright, not so random since I have the tendency of shooting him with a muggle squirt gun while he's looking at himself in his hand held mirror] and acts like the rather spacious penthouse apartment we live in is the size of a shoe box. But, we're managing."
LIONEL GILROY ; 51 THERESA NEWBURY ; 38
BLAINE NEWBURY ; 17
"Not too shabby, if I do say so myself. You might ask, what's a handsome, debonair, twenty year-old guy like you doing living with your deadbeat uncle? Yes, well, that's a very good question and, since I'm a nice guy, I'll let you in on a little secret. Gavin Newbury, Head of the Auror's Department at the Ministry, has no idea how to deal with kids. While, technically speaking, I am of age, I was sent to him due to the fact that I wasn't shaping up to be the man my mother had always hoped. Basically, she made me live with him because I'm a prat. While I'm grown and could easily try and find a job and a place of my own, I thought to myself, 'The Gav needs some fun in his life' and, well, here I am. I also happen to know that despite his status as a 'great Auror' and all that jazz, he's not very good at setting down ground rules and enforcing any sort of discipline. A penthouse, a casino, a night club, an open bar, a place for me to get pampered by women in thin, thin, white towels .. sounds alright to me. Much better than sharing a bedroom with my little brother who squirms at the mere sight of my nudey magazines."
"I guess you could say that I was kind of a pain in the ass when I was growing up. And, I guess you could also say that things haven't changed all that much. My parents had me .. by accident. They had sort of a tumultuous relationship and were very up and down. My dad's a lot older than my mum, so it's not like they were Hogwarts sweethearts or anything, but they were in love in the time prior to my birth. Of course, they broke up, got back together, broke up, got back together, and finally broke up again all in the delivery room, but you know, that's how our family rolls. They never got married and after I was born, they didn't get back together, either. They seemed to move on, for the most part. Then, two years later, the shag bug bit them and my little brother came along. Still, never got married, didn't try having a relationship. But, you know what? I think their relationship is better than most married couples'. They're still friends, they cooperated with one another as a team all through my childhood. I still saw my dad. It wasn't like he was out of the picture simply because they weren't married. He was, in fact, my hero for quite some time. He bought me my first and only skateboard and introduced me to the world of PlayWitch. Ah, the memories. My mum and I don't have such an endearing relationship. I was a bit of a hell raiser as a child and she was constantly having to deal with complaints from the neighbors, from the school, from the Ministry due to my recklessness. I kind of feel bad for my brother. He's got a lot to live up to. He's my mum's only hope, in terms of pride and such. He's the golden child. The one who's supposed to make lots of money so she can stop worrying about supporting us and cleaning up my messes. We've always been close, but he's sort of stood back as I did my thing and wreaked havoc. Blaine's much more responsible than me and, really, I hope he does accomplish all that he wants to. That'd make one of us living up to the family name."
"When I took a bath in chocolate syrup and scrubbed myself with marshmallows. My mum had a fit, but it was worth it. I was delicious."
"The fight before I left. Me and my mum had never gotten into it quite so badly before. I don't really like confrontations all too much, so that was a pretty bad experience for me."
"When I realized that all the food I ordered from room service could be put on my uncle's tab. Glorious, glorious revelation that was."